Cow sex halts traffic


18 Responses to “Cow sex halts traffic”

  1. That_Anonymous_Coward says:

    Good for the bull not letting ‘The Man’ cockblock him…

  2. John Maple says:

    “Cow sex halts traffic”as it should . . .

  3. Shashwath T.R. says:

    Welcome to India, circa 1989 my friends…

    Seriously though, I routinely have to slow down on my way to work (in a major metropolis, no less) when I cross a certain street, ’cause the water buffalo don’t respond to honks! I swear, this is true!

  4. SedanChair says:

    I heard this in my head as a remake of “Brown Shoes Don’t Make It”

    Cow sex! Halts traffic!
    Cow sex! Halts traffic! 

  5. Just_Ok says:

    If it had been 2 humans, they probably would have tasered ‘em

    • IronEdithKidd says:

      United States - all of the violence and none of the sex that you might expect in a “civilized” nation. 

  6. Wreckrob8 says:

    Cows ‘having relations’ and a bull! So, a threesome then?

    • Brian Easton says:

      The term cow is accepted as gender neutral for laypeople. Considering that in order to accurately call a female bovine a cow you need to know if it has given birth at least once (or twice depending on region) it seems reasonable to not be pedantic. It is fairly obvious though that the male in this equation was a bull and not a steer.

      • Wreckrob8 says:

        It is less a question of being pedantic than finding all the possibilities in a text (whether intentional or not).

  7. Paul Renault says:

    I can’t believe I’m the first to post this:

  8. kristen55 says:

    The odd thing to me is that cow sex is usually a wham-bam-thank-you-ma’m sort of thing. How long were these cows blocking the road that authorities got involved, and called for backup?

  9. deviousasti says:

    It was a case of cops trying for… Cowitus interruptus.

  10. Kittanning is, for better or worse, my hometown, and I can assure you that this does not surprise me in the least.

  11. Gary61 says:

    “C’mon, you guys, you need to moooove …..”

  12. Beth Cravens says:

    “having relations” ha

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