Comments on: Cow sex halts traffic

By: Efemmeral

Efemmeral — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 06:25:00 +0000

This was their first time! Stop applying so much pressure!

By: Beth Cravens

Beth Cravens — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 17:58:00 +0000

“having relations” ha

By: Gary61

Gary61 — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 15:38:00 +0000

“C’mon, you guys, you need to moooove …..”

By: Chloramphenicol

Chloramphenicol — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 15:22:00 +0000

Kittanning is, for better or worse, my hometown, and I can assure you that this does not surprise me in the least.

By: deviousasti

deviousasti — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 14:47:00 +0000

It was a case of cops trying for… Cowitus interruptus.

By: deviousasti

deviousasti — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 14:19:00 +0000

Seriously.

By: Aaron Gilliland

Aaron Gilliland — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 13:36:00 +0000

Expect to see heifers flocking to Kittanning, PA, when the word (moo) gets out.

By: kristen55

kristen55 — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 13:30:00 +0000

The odd thing to me is that cow sex is usually a wham-bam-thank-you-ma’m sort of thing. How long were these cows blocking the road that authorities got involved, and called for backup?

By: Wreckrob8

Wreckrob8 — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 13:03:00 +0000

It is less a question of being pedantic than finding all the possibilities in a text (whether intentional or not).

By: Brian Easton

Brian Easton — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 12:56:00 +0000

The term cow is accepted as gender neutral for laypeople. Considering that in order to accurately call a female bovine a cow you need to know if it has given birth at least once (or twice depending on region) it seems reasonable to not be pedantic. It is fairly obvious though that the male in this equation was a bull and not a steer.

By: IronEdithKidd

IronEdithKidd — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 12:42:00 +0000

United States - all of the violence and none of the sex that you might expect in a “civilized” nation.

By: Paul Renault

Paul Renault — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 12:40:00 +0000

I can’t believe I’m the first to post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM02WcvlKn0

By: Wreckrob8

Wreckrob8 — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 12:20:00 +0000

Cows ‘having relations’ and a bull! So, a threesome then?

By: SedanChair

SedanChair — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 11:50:00 +0000

I heard this in my head as a remake of “Brown Shoes Don’t Make It”

Cow sex! Halts traffic!
Cow sex! Halts traffic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZLWD75KKGA

By: Just_Ok

Just_Ok — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 11:50:00 +0000

If it had been 2 humans, they probably would have tasered ‘em

By: Shashwath T.R.

Shashwath T.R. — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 11:40:00 +0000

Welcome to India, circa 1989 my friends…

Seriously though, I routinely have to slow down on my way to work (in a major metropolis, no less) when I cross a certain street, ’cause the water buffalo don’t respond to honks! I swear, this is true!

By: John Maple

John Maple — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 11:22:00 +0000

“Cow sex halts traffic”as it should . . .

By: That_Anonymous_Coward

That_Anonymous_Coward — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 11:21:00 +0000

Good for the bull not letting ‘The Man’ cockblock him…