Zombie Garden Gnome

Despite recent events, the Fairyland CDC "does not know of a virus, condition or curse that would reanimate dead gnomes (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)."

Gnombie [Amazon]
Zombie Garden Gnome (Cheaper but not as cool) [Amazon]
Official Gnombies homepage [thegnombies.com]
Garden Gnome Zombie T-shirts, etc. [Cafepress]

Alternatively, there is a "Mini Zombie Gnome Hand-Painted Blood Bath Creature" available at Etsy.

Previously: CDC explains how to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, Zombie garden sculpture brings the flesh-slavering undead to your daffodil bed


  1. Our garden gnome is slowly making his way into zombieland. Years of snow, rain and sun has created the creature we lovingly call The Leper-chaun.

  2. That’s the coolest thing I’ve seen since my grandma’s neighbor put out a white jockey boy.

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