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Rob Beschizza at 4:41 am Mon, Jun 4, 2012

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Despite recent events, the Fairyland CDC "does not know of a virus, condition or curse that would reanimate dead gnomes (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)."

Gnombie [Amazon]
Zombie Garden Gnome (Cheaper but not as cool) [Amazon]
Official Gnombies homepage [thegnombies.com]
Garden Gnome Zombie T-shirts, etc. [Cafepress]

Alternatively, there is a "Mini Zombie Gnome Hand-Painted Blood Bath Creature" available at Etsy.

Previously: CDC explains how to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, Zombie garden sculpture brings the flesh-slavering undead to your daffodil bed

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  • Just_Ok

    Do they same “gnome gnome gnome” when they eat something good?

  • Glen Able

    Now that is really deserving of the name “Gnome Chompski”

  • GuyInMilwaukee

    Our garden gnome is slowly making his way into zombieland. Years of snow, rain and sun has created the creature we lovingly call The Leper-chaun.

  • http://www.contempospace.com/ Contempo

    That’s awesome

  • Layne

    No, but they are intensely focused on consuming ‘Graaaaaaaaaaains’….

  • Vadym Zakrevskyy

    Did anyone extract the genome?

  • jackbird

    I’m sorry, that Etsy one just looks like they turned a preschooler loose on it.

  • wibbled_pig

    Looks like the little guy is allergic to rosemary..

  • malindrome

    “David the Gnome” meets “Resident Evil”.

  • pjcamp

    That’s the coolest thing I’ve seen since my grandma’s neighbor put out a white jockey boy.

  • jammbrose

    Ha…looks a little like this guy:
    http://imgur.com/AApWA

  • jammbrose

    They sell them here if you want!!
    http://thegnombies.com