TOM THE DANCING BUG: God-Man and Human-Man Team Up to Fight Crime!!

By Ruben Bolling

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Published 9:05 am Wed, Jun 20, 2012

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36 Responses to “TOM THE DANCING BUG: God-Man and Human-Man Team Up to Fight Crime!!”

  1. joeposts says:

    Funny, but don’t you envy Human-Man’s obvious sense of spiritual fulfillment? I mean it won’t help him get out of that trunk, but he won’t die alone unless he has some kind of spiritual crisis in there, which actually seems likely. Huh.

  2. sweetcraspy says:

    Is the sawdust bit of any significance?  Are wharf’s known for a sawdust smell?

    • joeposts says:

      No, but puke-stained floors in dive bars are. A little sawdusty, a little earthy, a little sour, surprisingly comfortable.

    • Won Word says:

      My childhood church had sawdust on the floor…

  3. Navin_Johnson says:

    God-Man works in mysterious ways.  It was just Human-Man’s time…

  4. Mark Dow says:

    No worries, God-Man tracks all iPhones.

    • Ashen Victor says:

       You are confusing God-Man with Apple…

      But it´s normal, many people does.

      • petertrepan says:

        Confuse God-Man with Apple? Or track all iPhones?

      • Avram Grumer says:

        You can tell the difference by Apple’s superior aesthetic design sense. 

        • NelC says:

          Now I’m wondering what features an iMan would have.

          • ldobe says:

             Wouldn’t he be white, and conform more-or-less to the golden ratio, and have rounded corners?

            I think Apple might just be a front for the Neo-Nazis now…

            Also he wouldn’t be able to think anything other than official thoughts downloadable on iTunes for $0.99 a mental step, or a full realization for $11.99

  5. MrJM says:

    If there’s no God-Man then who created Human-Man?  Huh? 

    Well, Huh?


  6. UncaScrooge says:

    If only Agnostic-Man were here!  Agnostic-Man!  Who, with the twin powers of Reason and Snark, becomes Teenage Atheist-Man!  Teenage Atheist-Man can mock Mega-churches in a single scoff!  He also knows where the release cord for the trunk is located!

  7. Vinnie Tesla says:

    When did George W. Bush become a beat cop?

  8. neddyo says:

    I just love that it’s all just for a rich lady’s dog…

  9. MattAtDoyle says:

    Spoiler: God-Man is Human-Man’s father. No wait, God-Man was dead the whole time. No wait, God-Man was a figment of Human-Man’s imagination. No wait…

  10. ocker3 says:

    Did he just get shot in the arm after he’d been captured? I remember that from the finale of a really fun movie, but just can’t remember the name!

  11. bunnyvision says:

    I really like that Human-Man’s superpowers are in comparison to the other great apes

  12. chris jimson says:

    I know how this cliff-hanger resolves itself: Human-Man uses his powers of lactose intolerance to overpower his captors with flatulence and diarrhea.  

  13. benher says:

    I can’t believe no one else said it:

    “It’s all part of God-man’s plan!”