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36 Responses to “TOM THE DANCING BUG: God-Man and Human-Man Team Up to Fight Crime!!”

  1. joeposts says:

    Funny, but don’t you envy Human-Man’s obvious sense of spiritual fulfillment? I mean it won’t help him get out of that trunk, but he won’t die alone unless he has some kind of spiritual crisis in there, which actually seems likely. Huh.

  2. sweetcraspy says:

    Is the sawdust bit of any significance?  Are wharf’s known for a sawdust smell?

  3. Navin_Johnson says:

    God-Man works in mysterious ways.  It was just Human-Man’s time…

  4. Mark Dow says:

    No worries, God-Man tracks all iPhones.

  5. MrJM says:

    If there’s no God-Man then who created Human-Man?  Huh? 

    Well, Huh?

    Gotcha!

  6. UncaScrooge says:

    If only Agnostic-Man were here!  Agnostic-Man!  Who, with the twin powers of Reason and Snark, becomes Teenage Atheist-Man!  Teenage Atheist-Man can mock Mega-churches in a single scoff!  He also knows where the release cord for the trunk is located!

  7. Vinnie Tesla says:

    When did George W. Bush become a beat cop?

  8. neddyo says:

    I just love that it’s all just for a rich lady’s dog…

  9. MattAtDoyle says:

    Spoiler: God-Man is Human-Man’s father. No wait, God-Man was dead the whole time. No wait, God-Man was a figment of Human-Man’s imagination. No wait…

  10. ocker3 says:

    Did he just get shot in the arm after he’d been captured? I remember that from the finale of a really fun movie, but just can’t remember the name!

  11. bunnyvision says:

    I really like that Human-Man’s superpowers are in comparison to the other great apes

  12. chris jimson says:

    I know how this cliff-hanger resolves itself: Human-Man uses his powers of lactose intolerance to overpower his captors with flatulence and diarrhea.  

  13. benher says:

    I can’t believe no one else said it:

    “It’s all part of God-man’s plan!”

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