Comments on: Turtles killed, fossilized while doing it

By: Noctilucent Studios

Noctilucent Studios — Sat, 23 Jun 2012 13:14:00 +0000

All of the above comments are why I love BB soooooooo much!

By: pamaro

pamaro — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 23:16:00 +0000

There were never any better recipients of the Darwin Award.

By: yeff

yeff — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 18:45:00 +0000

“It seemed like a good idea at the time…”

By: slayer1

slayer1 — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 18:39:00 +0000

Or Anthropologist?

By: DreamboatSkanky

DreamboatSkanky — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 18:21:00 +0000

Alternately, “Turtles, during the act of coitus, murdered and fossilized [their victims.]”

By: malindrome

malindrome — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 16:43:00 +0000

I’d like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God.

By: malindrome

malindrome — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 16:42:00 +0000

I don’t want to die a turtle virgin!

By: Tim H

Tim H — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 14:10:00 +0000

I read the headline as “Turtles as a whole committed turtle murder, and here is a fossil of such a murder in progress”.

By: benher

benher — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 14:09:00 +0000

They died doing what they loved… True Turtle Power…

By: First L

First L — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 14:02:00 +0000

True love never dies.

By: Ambiguity

Ambiguity — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 13:56:00 +0000

Seriously, turtles are the randiest animals on earth. We have a lot of Eastern box turtles in our neighborhood, and more often than not whenever you come across them, their “paired.” Also: I once took the kids the the zoo, and I’ll tell you, when those Galapagos tortoises get it on….

I’m only surprised that most of the turtle fossils found aren’t like this!

When I come back, I want to be a turtle. No problem finding housing, live for a 100 years or so, and spend the majority of that time doing the dirty. I mean, what’s the downside?

By: Cameron Postelwait

Cameron Postelwait — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 13:55:00 +0000

slowest… teen… horror… movie… ever

By: Fred Cairns

Fred Cairns — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 13:55:00 +0000

The observation that “the turtles didn’t notice…” is pure supposition. It is equally likely that two turtles found they were sinking in a bog full of toxic gas and decided to make the most of their last moments.

By: Felton / Moderator

Felton / Moderator — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 13:30:00 +0000

If the erection lasts more than six hours, consult your herpetologist.

By: DreamboatSkanky

DreamboatSkanky — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 13:30:00 +0000

Come along, now. ”Once you go Chelonia, they’re always gonna bone ya.”

By: DreamboatSkanky

DreamboatSkanky — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 13:27:00 +0000

To the volcano bogs for hot lovin’!

By: PhosPhorious

PhosPhorious — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 13:10:00 +0000

That’s how I want to go! Except. . . of course. . . not with a turtle. . .

By: IamInnocent

IamInnocent — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 13:04:00 +0000

Way to go turtles!

By: elchip

elchip — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 13:00:00 +0000

This should be made a part of every self-respecting abstinence-only sex-ed program.

By: Nathan Hornby

Nathan Hornby — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 12:58:00 +0000

Generally? Or in response to the turtle fossils?

By: angusm

angusm — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 12:58:00 +0000

For the first few millennia of creation, God was able to keep Himself amused by smiting turtles for their sinful, lust-ridden ways, but eventually the novelty wore off and He had to create Man in order to give Himself something new to do.

By: malindrome

malindrome — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 12:48:00 +0000

“And condoms will not save you.”

Hey, they didn’t die of venereal disease.

By: Michael Smith

Michael Smith — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 12:39:00 +0000

This observation is the true smoking…

Doesn’t look like any of them got to the smoking stage.

By: Drabula

Drabula — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 12:36:00 +0000

I have the weirdest boner right now

By: Lemoutan

Lemoutan — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 12:36:00 +0000

Would today’s world be noticeably different had these turtles been productive? Would our planet now be dominated by lizard-people?