Comments on: JR "Bob" Dobbs shows off the new-model lightsabers

By: Frank Diekman

Frank Diekman — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 14:04:00 +0000

The word “amazingly” needs to be used in advertising more.

By: Benjamin D Faux

Benjamin D Faux — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 11:51:00 +0000

F-LAMP

By: CognitiveDissident

CognitiveDissident — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 05:10:00 +0000

I. Hate. Blinking. Soul-Sucking. Brain-Frying. Fluorescent. Lights!!!!!!!!

By: kiptw

kiptw — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 04:00:00 +0000

“Bob”? Hardly. It’s the Evil Walt Disney. You can tell by the mustache.

By: pjcamp

pjcamp — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 03:11:00 +0000

But how about installing four light bulbs at the same time? Too slack to go up the ladder more than once maybe?

By: sean

sean — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 03:07:00 +0000

Does it say where I can get an “It’s cool, pleasing” placard like the little fellow is toting? That could prove useful.

By: B E Pratt

B E Pratt — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 21:53:00 +0000

Obviously, this was Bob BS (Before Slack).

By: David Fiander

David Fiander — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 20:27:00 +0000

“Mazda was a trademarked name registered by General Electric in 1909 for incandescent light bulbs. The name was used from 1909 through 1945 in the United States by General Electric andWestinghouse. Mazda brand light bulbs were made for decades after 1945 outside the USA. The company chose the name due to its association with Ahura Mazda, the transcendental and universal God of Zoroastrianism whose name means “[Wise] Lord ” in the Avestan language.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazda_(light_bulb)

By: Thad

Thad — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 19:41:00 +0000

His left hand looks female, and his right hand … can anyone get that many fluorescent tubes between thumb and forefinger?

Is this an early inspiration for photoshop disasters?

By: noah django

noah django — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 18:29:00 +0000

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
best part!

also, my roommate is a Gutierrez. you kin to anyone in Atlanta?

By: kartwaffles

kartwaffles — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 18:17:00 +0000

G-E Mazda “F” lamps, from Vault-Tec Industries. Install them in your bunker today!

By: protoman

protoman — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 17:33:00 +0000

“Bob” would appreciate the free advertising but his stalwart manliness and yeti vissage is sorely missing in this slackless pink lackey shilling for the conspiracy.

By: malindrome

malindrome — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 17:26:00 +0000

They’re a subsidiary of Weyland-Yutani Corp.

By: blearghhh

blearghhh — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 16:58:00 +0000

Only a guess, but perhaps in the days before any kind of advanced compositing tools, it would be easier to just draw the whole thing from scratch than try to stitch together a bunch of different photos?

By: SomeGuyNamedMark

SomeGuyNamedMark — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 16:55:00 +0000

Bob is all about infiltration

By: David Fiander

David Fiander — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 16:37:00 +0000

GE Mazda?

By: Crunt

Crunt — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 16:27:00 +0000

That’s not Bob. No Pipe. No slack. No know.

By: Joseph Francis

Joseph Francis — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 16:21:00 +0000

The lighting is so specific on that guy it looks like he was drawn from a professionally lit and photographed model. I wonder what makes them choose to go on to an illustration instead of using the photo.

By: Boundegar

Boundegar — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 16:12:00 +0000

“When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master.”
“Only a master of incandescent bulbs, Darth.”

By: malindrome

malindrome — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 16:07:00 +0000

Is that a florescent lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

By: Gutierrez

Gutierrez — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 15:55:00 +0000

Just ask Vault Boy and his many picket signs!

By: Teller

Teller — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 15:43:00 +0000

Few things sound better than a burned-out fluorescent lamp sailing into a wall.

By: mike janson

mike janson — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 15:09:00 +0000

no pipe, no bob

By: Max Baskin

Max Baskin — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 15:08:00 +0000

I don’t know…working for GE seems totally anti-slack to me.