Probably false article claims Madonna worries that her fans want her DNA

An report in the Melbourne Herald-Sun, quoting an unlinked article in the UK Mirror (a truly awful tabloid) claims that Madonna has a DNA cleanup crew who sterilize all the surfaces and vacuum all skin cells and hair follicles after Madonna uses a dressing room, to prevent fans from getting hold of her genetic material. Given the stupid provenance, it's almost certainly not true, but it's a great plot-point for some future science fiction story.

Madonna thinks fans want her DNA | Herald Sun (via Kottke)