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Rare three-axle 1959 Lincoln

Cory Doctorow at 1:00 pm Thu, Jun 28, 2012

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Phil Are Go has performed the vital service of close-cropping the finned beast from this 1959 Lincoln ad, for your clip-art pleasure, but not before adding a much-needed third axle. A vanilla two-axle model is also available.

1959 Lincoln - Fab one and a half.

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  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/stefan_e_jones/ Stefan Jones

    Didn’t Lady Penelope drive one of those?

    • http://www.markcrummett.com crummett

      As noted in the blog post. Except hers was pink and had the extra axle in front.

      • ImmutableMichael

        And it had Parker! “Yes, M’Lady…”

      • Wreckrob8

        And it was a Rolls Royce with machine guns in the grille.

  • http://www.markcrummett.com crummett

    Is there a purpose for the extra axle (like hauling lots of really heavy luggage, maybe?), cause it just looks stupid.

    • http://ae4rv.com/ royaltrux

       The purpose is for our visual amusement.

    • Peter Yard

      Can put more bodies in the trunk.

    • timquinn

      Purely to annoy you.

    • http://glitch.tl/ Michael Smith

      It helps sell new tyres.

  • adamrice

    Rare 3-axle Porsche 928: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YClqEQftcdY&feature=player_embedded

  • inkfumes

    I’m gonna make my 4X4 into a 6X6…

    • James B

       Like the 6×6 Unimogs!   Those dual rear axles are all rainbows and unicorns ’till somebody puts a doughnut spare on one wheel.

  • Ito Kagehisa

    Is this fine automobile also available in a half-tracked version?  I think such a motorcar would be fabulous!

  • malindrome

    This must have come out right after GM introduced the Cadillac Dreadnought.

  • Halloween_Jack

    That would actually make sense to have on a hearse; I’ve read of more than one would-be Harold (from Harold & Maude) buying a used hearse only to find out that years or even decades of hauling around heavy coffins and their contents has completely crapped out the suspension. 

  • BookGuy

    When you think about it, it’s really amazing that nobody built a three-axle SUV during the height of that craze.  It would have been only slightly more ridiculous than the 70-ton Ford Excursion.

  • Preston Sturges

    Mercedes used to make a 3 axle limo that Hitler was fond of.

  • pjcamp

    And taken out a much unneeded rear seat, thus making a hot rod for Comic Book Guy.

  • Nash Rambler

    I always wanted the 1959 Chrysler Patton – equipped with tank treads to go with the sleek fins. 

  • Jonbly Herbert

    A number of companies have produced 6×4 or 6×6 versions of the Land Rover / Range Rover over the years. The most sensible purpose I’ve seen for these was to create fire engines for small airfields – so they’re carrying a heavy rear load over soft terrain.