Talking urinal cakes to warn drivers


20 Responses to “Talking urinal cakes to warn drivers”

  1. If there’s one thing that drunk men listen to, it’s the sage advice of urine-soaked bathroom dwellers.

  2. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Next up:  Emergency Rooms report increase in patients reporting auditory hallucinations.

  3. eselqueso says:

    Mommy, why does it talk when I pee?

  4. ken redmond says:

    It would have to be a woman’s voice.

  5. Rich Keller says:

    Does it speak with the voice of Majell Barret or one of the Tress MacNeille incarnations?

  6. Stuart May says:

    You know what would be good – if the urinal spash wall had some smarts that could detect the level of alcohol in the urine – you could even branch out and get one for diabetics too.  If women can pee on a stick to find out if they’re preggers surely some scientist can do that.

  7. satn says:

    I already use this system; If a urinal cake starts talking to me, I know I’ve had too much to drink.

  8. Next up will be talking toilets: Congratulations you are having a baby…boy…with down syndrome!

  9. voiceinthedistance says:

    It could have been worse.  They could have given it the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.

  10. autark says:

    the “sensor” involved appears to be just a motion sensor… so the message will play for everybody, not just drunks.

    • Kimmo says:

      Imagine the tender process:

      ‘Hmm, we can do a fancy urinal cake for $50 that’ll only tell you off if you’re pissed, or a $5 one that’ll tell you off for pissing on it…’

  11. Deidzoeb says:

    Is the urinal cake high-tech enough to tell me what she’s wearing? Is it $3.99 per minute?

  12. BookGuy says:

    If the urinal cake lady doesn’t say flattering things about my anatomy, then she can go to hell.

  13. CognitiveDissident says:

    Where’s the most important warning?
    This North American gentleman could have been saved some drunk embarrassment.
    “Warning! My motion sensor has determined that I am being used in an unintended manner! I am not soap!”

    I’m ashamed for my continent.

  14. Gargle gargle gargle gargle.

  15. bluedream says:

    I tell you this.  If my toilet seat says one word to me about my diet I’m going out back and digging an outhouse.

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