Comments on: Fireworks Fail: the ultimate video compilation

By: BombBlastLightingWaltz

BombBlastLightingWaltz — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 10:20:00 +0000

The absence of women doing stupid things with their asses and firecrackers shows which sex is less stupid.

By: Ant

Ant — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 03:19:00 +0000

I hope those guys never reproduce. ;)

By: Richard Mote

Richard Mote — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 04:52:00 +0000

Yes, but those thousand words are “My ass is on fire! Make it stop!” over and over again. So, there’s that. :-)

By: Bruce Arthurs

Bruce Arthurs — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 00:51:00 +0000

Rather than Darwin Awards, it would be more appropriate to award the video’s participants Flying Fickle Fingers of Fate.

By: diego cusano

diego cusano — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 21:25:00 +0000

I still can’t believe that fireworks are illegal in some places like in the U.S.
They should ban stupid people instead.

By: OtherMichael

OtherMichael — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 20:58:00 +0000

“motherf****n bootleg fireworks, sh*t!”

yeah, baby!

By: GTMoogle

GTMoogle — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 17:17:00 +0000

Reminds me of the drunk idiot that couldn’t see which mortar shell he was trying to grab from the box so he TURNS ON THE LIGHTER AND STICKS IT IN THE BOX TO SEE BY. All things considered, I’m glad I stopped him instead of taking video of the results. >.<

By: CLamb

CLamb — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 16:43:00 +0000

Oh, the humanity!
Oh, the stupidity!
Oh, look, pretty!

By: tacochuck

tacochuck — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 16:33:00 +0000

I understand it is popular to laugh at people doing dumb things and getting injured, it certainly gives you a satisfying sense of superiority. However, I am in the camp that actually feels no one deserves to be physically injured, even when doing dumb things.

By: 3eff_jeff

3eff_jeff — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 15:38:00 +0000

In this video, those with sticks up their rears got burned.

By: lafave

lafave — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 14:52:00 +0000

No. It was funny – especially the last two.

By: retepslluerb

retepslluerb — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 11:34:00 +0000

Typo, now corrected. He wanted to fix his roof.

By: kringlebertfistyebuns

kringlebertfistyebuns — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 11:31:00 +0000

The best part is that every time the Roman Candle would fire off, he’d look to the left, trying to figure out what was going on.

By: kringlebertfistyebuns

kringlebertfistyebuns — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 11:30:00 +0000

No, it was mostly funny. Especially the dachshund and the last bit with the dude screaming.

By: kringlebertfistyebuns

kringlebertfistyebuns — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 11:29:00 +0000

“how root?”

By: teapot

teapot — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 10:15:00 +0000

Thats some weird markup you got there…. did you try.. you know.. MOUSEOVER? Even clicking the bit that says “video link” would’ve been easier than bitching about a bad embed (that actually works fine).

By: teapot

teapot — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 10:12:00 +0000

I understand there are a lot of wet blanket types on here

Thankyou, sir. I shall be linking this comment on BB often.

By: teapot

teapot — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 10:09:00 +0000

What’s not funny about dumbarses (and acquaintances of dumbarses) learning their lesson in a blaze of sparkly glory? Things can be funny and educational, you know. What I’m most shocked by is the clips that show people’s flimsy grasp of physics. No, a bottle rocket taped to you will not make you take off, it will just burn you severely.

I found this highly entertaining. The one with the dawggie carrying the firework is freaking priceless. He’s so happy to be carrying the ‘stick’ around – with gay abandon to the terror he is causing.

By: bcsizemo

bcsizemo — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 10:08:00 +0000

Mortar shells are the fucking best….

By: retepslluerb

retepslluerb — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 07:31:00 +0000

Well, meh. My surgery (scheduled skin transplant due to a severe burn suffered when I was a toddler) got interrupted for about an hour – while I lay on the table – because the same type of idiot thought it would be a good idea to fix his roof.

With a power saw. After three beers. With zero protection.

Sometimes socialized medicine *should* send a bill.

By: Daemonworks

Daemonworks — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 06:51:00 +0000

Embedded video’s controls don’t exist – including the oh-so-important volume control.

By: Jake0748

Jake0748 — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 05:34:00 +0000

Christ. What a bunch of assholes.

By: ocker3

ocker3 — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 02:42:00 +0000

I recently heard a first-hand account of a birthday boy (man) being ‘encouraged’ to clench a firework of unknown operation between his naked butt-cheeks as the bent over. It turned out to be a fountain of sparks, which apparently singed his back.

The instigator (storyteller) was unapologetic.

By: vrplumber

vrplumber — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 02:40:00 +0000

Lets not include alcohol in the culpability. Stupidity and incompetence are more than enough to win the day.

Full disclosure: I love alcohol and will be marrying it and also having its children.

By: Red Pill Junkie

Red Pill Junkie — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 02:18:00 +0000

“Bah! screw those Europeeners and their Higgs titties. Look what we here can do with them rockets!! “

By: Kibo

Kibo — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 02:03:00 +0000

That video was awesome! I’m going to try everything I saw in it at home!

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 00:37:00 +0000

A spark-shooting anus is worth a thousand words.

By: oasisob1

oasisob1 — Wed, 04 Jul 2012 22:46:00 +0000

What’s to explain? They have video.

By: Sirkowski

Sirkowski — Wed, 04 Jul 2012 21:56:00 +0000

Stop having fun!

By: Shaggy

Shaggy — Wed, 04 Jul 2012 21:33:00 +0000

I understand there are a lot of wet blanket types on here; but I for one always find humor when idiocy, alcohol, and fireworks mix. Those with sticks up their rears can always take solace that this video offers cautionary education for mouth breathers that may otherwise be injured.