Comments on: It's no coincidence that Higgs Boson looks like a pile of dry spaghetti

By: Cowicide

Cowicide — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 23:03:00 +0000

Stick to being silent and glazed over.

Sorry, but I don’t take orders from lessers.

… the only thing worse than a right wing bible thumper is a left wing athiest who thinks he’s smarter than everyone else.

CelticBrewer, I hate to give you cognitive dissonance; I really do…

But, I’m not an atheist. I’m not left wing. And, I certainly don’t think I’m smarter than everyone else. On the contrary, I know I’m below average in intelligence. I try to make up for my handicap with tenacious creativity.

How do you make up for your stupidity?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDl3bdE3YQA

By: CelticBrewer

CelticBrewer — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 17:15:00 +0000

the only thing worse than a right wing bible thumper is a left wing athiest who thinks he’s smarter than everyone else. Stick to being silent and glazed over.

By: CHilke

CHilke — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 22:13:00 +0000

Proof that Pastafarianism is the one true religion!

By: jrp230

jrp230 — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 04:17:00 +0000

So if a force/particle is interacting with a Higgs Boson, it acts as a particle and has mass. If it knocks loose from the Higgs Boson, it acts as energy. Is that the gist of it?

By: ImmutableMichael

ImmutableMichael — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 21:58:00 +0000

*facepalm*

By: digi_owl

digi_owl — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 21:14:00 +0000

Hello, string theory.

By: Ian Wood

Ian Wood — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 20:56:00 +0000

Eep.

By: Ipo

Ipo — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 20:41:00 +0000

OMFGP!

By: Cowicide

Cowicide — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 19:58:00 +0000

Oh lawd…

By: Navin_Johnson

Navin_Johnson — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 19:40:00 +0000

“Atheists are sooo owned”

http://i.imgur.com/Y69cF.png

By: LennStar

LennStar — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 19:36:00 +0000

It’s called God Particle because it is God, so any other god is not needed, and therefore proven to be non-existent.

By: OhNoYouDidnt!

OhNoYouDidnt! — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 18:22:00 +0000

It was the Flying Spaghetti Monster all along!!!

By: Carlos Cardoso

Carlos Cardoso — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 18:04:00 +0000

In portuguese massa means mass (the physical property) but it also means pasta. Check-Mate, Atheists! Live long FSM!

By: perch

perch — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 17:36:00 +0000

You should have used an analogy he’d understand to illustrate that ‘God Particle’ doesn’t mean what he thinks it means, such as explaining how his Silverado truck isn’t /actually/ made of silver.

By: Cowicide

Cowicide — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 17:33:00 +0000

I’ve already talked with a right wing dimwit who thinks the scientists discovered a “gawd particle” that proves the Catholic gawd or something or another, mumble, jumble jumbo and thinks the librul media is “keeping it under wraps” as best they can because it proves gawd. He somehow also simultaneously is capable of thinking it’s a huge deal because the media is saying it’s a huge discovery of the “gawd particle”.

I didn’t want to give him cognitive dissonance on his conflicting (ironically quantum?) thoughts on the librul media or anything else… so I silently glazed over and left the room.

Just thought I’d show the antithesis of the scientists who pulled this off. But, one thing is for sure, I need to talk with less Fox News watchin’, right wing dimwits.

By: AJay Hubbard

AJay Hubbard — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Hahah

By: Ender Wiggin

Ender Wiggin — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 16:43:00 +0000

ha! you saw jesus in your toast did you? Guess what we found down in the building blocks of REALITY ITSELF? Ramen!