Comments on: All-bacon burger

By: Samuel Valentine

Samuel Valentine — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 12:27:00 +0000

That. Is. Nothing. (And it should be called “The Canadian.”)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fL2A_PTJkY

By: BombBlastLightingWaltz

BombBlastLightingWaltz — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 02:32:00 +0000

Drats, wanted to say that.

By: Nathan Hornby

Nathan Hornby — Sat, 07 Jul 2012 10:38:00 +0000

Isn’t a burger just a patty of anything in a bun?

By: Nathan Hornby

Nathan Hornby — Sat, 07 Jul 2012 10:37:00 +0000

Typo in the name, I think it’s supposed to be called, “only in ‘merica”

By: pjcamp

pjcamp — Sat, 07 Jul 2012 04:56:00 +0000

They should call it the “Lizbeth! I’m comin’ ta join ya honey!”

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Sat, 07 Jul 2012 04:08:00 +0000

a grammar nazi using bad grammar. disgrace. try instead.

By: Ian Wood

Ian Wood — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 23:48:00 +0000

Hey, are you gonna use your crack?

By: ratkingkong

ratkingkong — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 22:43:00 +0000

Fat, greasy and disgusting, dubbed The ‘Merica

Apt.

By: Rickenbacker4001

Rickenbacker4001 — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 21:27:00 +0000

I want to see it topped off by a sesame seed pig snout. Go all balls, it’s the only to be true to the culinary arts.

By: bcsizemo

bcsizemo — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 21:14:00 +0000

And as desert a BK Bacon Sundae…

By: Paul Renault

Paul Renault — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 21:07:00 +0000

No, THAT is a bacon sarnie!

By: pupdog

pupdog — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 20:14:00 +0000

So actually the Hamburger is named for Hamburg Steak, which takes ITS name from Hamburg Germany?

I mean, if we’re going for pedantic here.

By: Jer_00

Jer_00 — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 20:04:00 +0000

Meh. If it’s something you eat every once in a while it won’t kill you any faster than a lot of other things will.

Mind you – I’m not sure that I’d enjoy eating even one of these things. But that’s more personal preference rather than health fear even at my advanced age of 40 :)

By: Jer_00

Jer_00 — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 20:00:00 +0000

There’s also the vomit coloring of the sauce that has a vague look of Elmer’s wood glue about it. And that how somehow they managed to make the burger look slimy. I don’t know how you make a hamburger look like something that crawled up out of a fetid swamp, but they did it.

By: Jer_00

Jer_00 — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 19:56:00 +0000

Wait – I’m missing something.

What’s the connection between “McD’s chicken nuggets” and “food”?

By: blueelm

blueelm — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 19:35:00 +0000

It looks like some one threw up on it.

By: futnuh

futnuh — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 19:29:00 +0000

Someone has to say it … needs more cowbell.

Also, how can anyone over the age of 30 with even a modicum of respect for his/her body consume this? (I give the age qualifier because an inkling of mortality seems to kick in for most people around this time.)

By: corydodt

corydodt — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 19:19:00 +0000

Exactly. “All”-bacon burger? “All”? I think not.

By: iread2

iread2 — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 18:54:00 +0000

It comes with a side of Lucky Strikes and generous portion of crack.

By: Hanglyman

Hanglyman — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 18:54:00 +0000

Note the knife jutting out of it. I think they had to stab it to keep it from crawling out of frame.

By: RJ

RJ — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 18:54:00 +0000

“Bacon Madness!”
If I lived near the place, I admit I’d probably try one just to see what it’s like. I’ve never had ground bacon before, but if you’re careful to press the grease out, I bet it would taste pretty good.

By: Hanglyman

Hanglyman — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 18:51:00 +0000

I think it may have something to do with how the sauce, egg and cheese look like they were haphazardly thrown in the general direction of the burger, out of a huge bucket.

By: MB44

MB44 — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 18:48:00 +0000

This had to happen eventually.

By: Teirhan

Teirhan — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 18:46:00 +0000

Those arms are hypnotic.

By: Cowicide

Cowicide — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 18:32:00 +0000

No one can resist McNuggets on occasion.

By: Cowicide

Cowicide — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 18:30:00 +0000

It’s now a hamburger.

By: allen

allen — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 18:20:00 +0000

I can’t say much for this one, but I will say that Slater’s other burgers are delicious.

By: Teirhan

Teirhan — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 18:08:00 +0000

I’m going to be honest here, that doesn’t even LOOK appetizing to me.

Is this it? The sign that I am finally beginning to love healthy food!?

wait, no, i still crave McD’s chicken nuggets. crisis averted.

By: Jer_00

Jer_00 — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 18:05:00 +0000

Wow. That is one of the least appetizing pieces of food porn I think I’ve ever seen. It looks like something dredged out of one of HP Lovecraft’s nightmares.

That must be one ugly burger in real life if they can’t make it look good in the promotional shots.

By: GregS

GregS — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 18:03:00 +0000

I think it is necessary for someone to be pedantic and point out that the hamburger, previously known as the Hamburger sandwich, is named after the city of Hamburg in Germany, not after ham the meat. The sandwich itself was apparently invented in the United States, but it got its name from the beef patty, which was called Hamburg steak and which was brought to America from Germany by German immigrants.

You’re welcome.

And blame Wikipedia for any inaccuracies in the above.