Benjamin Sickles, 21, was arrested Thursday after stealing snacks from a Subway restaurant near Pittsburgh, PA. To find their man. officers "followed a trail of chip bags". [WaPo]

  • fuzzyfuzzyfungus

    I have to wonder if Mr. Sickles is of sound mind and an IQ greater than his shoe size…

    Broke a glass door without precautions, leaving him with a bloodied hand and foot, failed to breach a cash register, and then stole just enough nearly worthless potato chips to form a trail? Seriously?

    Sounds like a ‘Poor Impulse Control’ tattoo may be in his future.

  • http://www.facebook.com/marc.winkler.754 Marc Winkler
  • Antinous / Moderator

    You’d think that there’s be a scent trail, as well.