“Vibrator” = sex toy intended to vibrate.  Vibrates. ”Vibrating dildo” = sex toy that is intended to be inserted and vibrate.  Is of an insertable shape and vibrates.Vibrators come in a few styles; most are not made to be directly inserted.  Most are quite small, although the “magic wand” style are actually quite large.  Either way, they’re intended to deliver vibrations to some body part or another.  Common styles:  magic wand, pocket rocket, basic bullet.  While many dildos do come with some sort of vibration mechanism, these really are two fairly distinct things.  Most of the better insertion toys out there are meant to be easy to clean and sanitize, so cannot have motors in them.  For this reason, they tend to be made to incorporate the use of a small bullet-style vibrator, which can then be removed so the toy can be cleaned.  Alternately, they are made as removable attachments to a magic-wand style vibe.
Seriously, the movie quote notwithstanding, the word “dildo” all by itself does not imply something that vibrates.  I promise.  It implies something that might vibrate, but that’s about all.This has been your Intro to Sex Toys for today…

I was once again awakened from a very deep sleep, in which I was dreaming very vividly, 
by a terrible racket from the lower floor of the small cottage in which I lived alone. I rose, armed myself, and halfway down the stairs,

I was once again awakened from a very deep sleep, in which I was dreaming very vividly, 
by a terrible racket from the lower floor of the small cottage in which I lived alone. I rose, armed myself, and halfway down the stairs, began to realize that something wasn’t quite right, and that I was, at the very least, having a great deal of difficulty waking up from a very deep sleep, in which I was dreaming very vividly about waking up and getting out of bed to investigate a terrible noise coming from downstairs.

I did finally manage to wake up, sort of, and with rather a lot of pinching and slapping of oneself, was able to confirm that I was in fact awake, at least partially, and arm myself, and get to the bottom of the stairs, to confront the intruder who had apparently been breaking into my cottage for like eight minutes, who was in fact, a squirrel, hanging upside down from the bird feeder just outside the large picture window, swinging the bird feeder into said window, to shake the birdseed onto the ground for his squirrel friends who had accompanied him.

Damn near shot a squirrel with a .45 automatic, never mind the freaking picture window.

Finger clear of the trigger, people.

This actually happened. There is evidently a certain stage of sleep from which it is extremely difficult to rouse oneself.

So actually the accusative of Hungarian “tea” is “teát,” not “teat.” :)

/grammar pedant

Wiki: “Dildo is the common name used to define a phallus-like sex toy which does not however provide any type of vibrations. But as vibrators have commonly the shape of a penis, there are many models and designs of vibrating dildos available. “

He was mortified and called me at work, crying over how embarrassed he was; I told him that, considering some of the stuff cops have to see on calls, a needlessly panicked 14-year-old was probably something of a relief to them.

Bowing my head I noticed my galaxy S was fully submerge in the toilet, thankfully my catholic wife didn’t see my prior reverence.

Wow.  What did your friend say about that?  The one with the TEAT.

What a strange perspective.

The stupid costumer will keep refusing to admit their mistake.