Scientology memo asks members to censor critical web comments with trumped up "code of conduct" complaints

An internal memo from Scientology's "Office of Special Affairs" (notorious for being a dirty tricks bureau) asks adherents to the faith to find message-board comments on stories about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's divorce that criticize the church and try to have them censored by complaining about violations of online services' "codes of conduct," which typically prohibit "inciting religious hatred."

Well, I am not somebody that I am going to simply stand and watch a bunch of uninformed people putting my religion under the carpet. So here is a simple hatting on how you can causative fight back and at the same time stand up and defend our religion on the internet.
Microsoft or Google or any of these big online company require that each person when create an account with them follow a Code of Conduct when they are on the internet. If there are abuse of such Code of Conduct, those website do actually invite you to report the matter to the Moderator — in other word, write the matter to Ethics.

Blogger: Scientology group asks followers to censor Web comments (Thanks, Marilyn!)

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awjt

Scientology is evil.
- ffabian
  
  As a Cultist of the Eternal Evil I feel offended. Stop inciting religious hatred.
  - awjt
    
    I wrote, “evil” not “Evil.” You can have “Evil.” I’m talking about evil.
  - Felton / Moderator
    
    Your Code of Conduct complaint has been noted by the Moderator on duty. If I get, say, 999 more of these, I’ll ask Antinous if he feels like deleting the offending comment.
    - EeyoreX
      
      Oughtn’t 665 more suffice in a case such as this?
    - awjt
      
      Uhh, can you delete my comment NOW, please? Two dudes in gray suits carrying something in a suitcase just showed up at my door. THANKS.
http://twitter.com/BilliamJ Bill McClusky

Why does the wording make me think of the Nigerian emails I keep getting.
- http://www.disoriented.net/ angusm
  
  I AM MR DAVID MISCAVIGE, A STAFF OF THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY. YOU ARE PROBABLY SURPRISED AT HEARING FROM ME. IT IS MY DESIRE TO PROPOSE A BUSINESS TO YOU. AS THE EXECUTOR OF THE ESTATE OF THE LATE L. RON HUBBARD, I AM AUTHORIZED TO SHARE WITH YOU THE TEACHINGS OF COMMANDER HUBBARD …
http://twitter.com/MrAaronSwainEsq Aaron Swain

Perhaps we could simply mock his atrocious grammar instead.
- Ashen Victor
  
  No! They will call us grammanazis!
  - bcsizemo
    
    Still better than being called a scientologist.
    - Andrew Singleton
      
      Wow harshness dude.
- Boundegar
  
  This grammar is not atrocious. It is bizarre. I think the author is not native to English, or possibly Earth.
  - Baldhead
    
    If what we’ve been told of Scientology beliefs is true, then he isn’t, at least not originally.
    - Andrew Singleton
      
      If Scientology’s teachings were at least grounded in truth then none of us are from Earth… technically speaking.
  - nachoproblem
    
    This language is properly known as Engrish, and follows the grammatical rules thereof.
    
    Not to be confused with the modern English language of the Anglo-Saxon family, or any of its internationally standardized varieties. As an example of any of those, it would be atrocious.
    - millie fink
      
      properly known as Engrish
      
      Properly known where, and by whom? Far as I know, the term is not a “proper” designation of English that appears to be spoken or written by east Asians; further, many people of east Asian descent object to that term. If you know of some authoritative source that claims there’s something “proper” and valid about using the term “Engrish” that way, I’d love a link to it.
  - http://profiles.google.com/westcarleton Ray Perkins
    
    So he’s a Thetan?? Fuck, don’t tell me they were right all along!
Andrew Reid

So is the bad spelling and grammar evidence that this is just a suggested tactic from some random guy, and not an official Scientology position? Or is it an official position, meant to *seem* random, by deliberate bad grammar?

Where is the simple hatting for that causative? Hmm?
- http://imcravingpresidency.tumblr.com/ SedanChair
  
  That’s the way L. Ron Hubbard talked, so it’s how they talk. Loaded with jargon that answers to no earthly grammar.
  - http://www.aarongilliland.com/ Aaron Gilliland
    
    Hey, stop interbulating.
- nachoproblem
  
  The weird jargon is a patented product of Scientology, but the grammar is distinctly Asian. (Or pretending to be?) Dropped pronouns, incorrect parts of speech, and almost total lack of verb-noun agreement — they violate rules that exist in English but not so much in east Asian languages.
  
  Hypothesis: the farmers have moved on from World of Warcraft to Scientology. And why not? They are basically the same thing, only Blizzard is far too open about its process.
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001252791051 Sethy Trashroad
  
  ”Simple hatting for that causative”
  ….is that what happens when an asshat takes a laxative?
  - V10_Rob
    
    ‘Hatting’ likely derives from wearing the hat of a particular role, as in “he wears a lot of hats within the organization”. Slang about hats = job seems to turn up a lot in Scilon speak.
Rob Gehrke

Rupert Murdoch : “Watch Katie Holmes and Scientology story develop. Something creepy, maybe even evil, about these people.”
https://twitter.com/rupertmurdoch/status/219444368178806784

When even the dark lord himself finds your millionaire vampire club questionable, you know it’s time to step back and take stock.
- Andrew Singleton
  
  Remember:
  http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenEvilHasStandards
  - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001252791051 Sethy Trashroad
    
    Interesting you link to TVT, which has its own major issues with cultlike leadership etcetera nowadays.
  - numfar
    
    This time I swore to myself I’d only read one page. It’s now an hour later…
Wreckrob8

Vive la République!
http://twitter.com/fossilfuels Funk Daddy

The most effective defence against Scientology is poverty. The second most effective is CBT.
- http://profile.yahoo.com/7T7OFCJKYKYML4ZIQMIH3I7RGM rawtape
  
  But what if they don’t have the c&b?
  - mortdieu
    
    Tea fixes everything.
- Richard Dagenais
  
  Computer Based Training? /innocentlook
  - http://twitter.com/fossilfuels Funk Daddy
    
    thanks for innocent look, prompting my query
- http://twitter.com/fossilfuels Funk Daddy
  
  Holy Leather Batman! I was referencing Cognitive Behaviour Therapy not Cock and Ball Torture or any of the others.
  
  Internet, what is wrong with you when Cock and Ball Torture is FIRST, and well-known, widely practiced Cognitive Behaviour Therapy is LAST on the otherwise innocent seeming acronymfinder.com, a site I use all the time to reference some new-to-me acronym riddle?
  
  http://www.acronymfinder.com/CBT.html
  I’m not saying Cock and Ball Torture isn’t effective Scientology deterrent, just that Cognitive Behaviour Therapy is better than anything else except having no money.
  - elix
    
    Sing along, everyone!
    
    “The Internet is for porn! The Internet is for porn! Why you think the ‘net was born? Porn, porn, porn!”
    
    The third-most effective defense is to wear a Guy Fawkes mask and generate more PR than OSA (OSA is a little like the KGB running the PR arm, only probably with fewer murders, “disappearings”, and other things you can’t make go away with money) knows how to handle using the distributed power of the Internet to spread the movement out beyond their ability to handle it.
  - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001252791051 Sethy Trashroad
    
    I think Cock and Ball Torture would be DEFINITE $cientology deterrent
- http://twitter.com/oddsocket Cal Bryant
  
  CBT?
  Think you might want to look that one up – it has alternative meanings.
- http://glitch.tl/ Michael Smith
  
  Computer Based Training?
Snig

In matters’ of faith, I put my trust in JC:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbNtYdxB64A
It’s a little more poignant post divorce.
http://twitter.com/Axxxelrod Axel Rod

Scientology is to science as cosmetology is to cosmology.
Rob Johnson

Slag them off all you like in the UK… we don’t classify it as a religion but as the cult it is!
- Wreckrob8
  
  Even better in France scientology officials have been prosecuted for embezzlement, (fraud?), and contribution to suicide.
  - Kris Sakara
    
    Same in Germany where its pretty much illegal lol.
  - James Penrose
    
    Been prosecuted in the U.S. also. Look up “Operation Snow White” to see what these “harmless” folk can get up to. Amazing how rarely it gets mentioned even though some major people did heavy federal time.
    
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_snow_white
PhosPhorious

These are the simple hattings. The more complex ones are gonna cost you. Make checks payable to “Xenu.”
RJ

I doant gettit…… I doant c nuthin rong withhe memmo………..
David Carroll

Dear Antinous, Avram, Felton:

Promise us that should you receive any “code of conduct” complaints you will post them along with your response.
- Felton / Moderator
  
  Sure thing.
paulio

Sometimes uninformed people know better than the wrongly informed.
- Daemonworks
  
  See Fox News watchers for details.
- http://disqus.com/Kimmoth/ Kimmo
  
  Sometimes?
  
  I’ll take agnosticism over blind faith any day.
http://www.disoriented.net/ angusm

I am skeptical about Scientology’s claims to maximize human potential. Judging by Tom Cruise and John Travolta, the only superpower it actually unlocks is the ability to radiate an aura of creepy smugness so intense that it may actually distort space-time.

This writer, on the other hand, has apparently not reached even that level yet. In fact, based on his uniquely tortured grammar, I think he must be still wrestling with his body thetans. Even more sadly, it looks like he may be losing the battle.
- benher
  
  At least the church has helped Jon come to terms with his sexuality.
  - Wreckrob8
    
    You have no way of knowing that he would not also have found some other way of coming to terms with his sexuality other than through becoming a scientologist. The two events may be purely coincidental however anyone tries to rationalise them.
- http://profiles.google.com/marc.k.mielke Marc Mielke
  
  Travolta usually seems intelligent and reasonably sane (by celebrity standards) when I’ve seen him on talk shows and the like. He’s always seemed much more human than the other CO$ posterboy Cruise. That they haven’t pushed him as the face of Scientology instead of the diminutive couch-jumper is further proof they have absolutely no concept of public relations.
Nadreck

Nothing new here. The Scienos distributed one of the first Net-Nannies to their members back in the 90s. Due to the presence of a poster on alt.religion.scientology with the handle “Beast Boy” (or some such) they couldn’t read any posts or news items with the word “beast” in them: along with much of the rest of the dictionary. This was around the time they tried to sue the InterNet for libel.
abstract_reg

Part of me wants to believe that Scientology is basically a bunch of artists making a post-modern statement about organized religion. Then the other part remembers the actual brainwashing done to individuals.
Give me the Church of the SubGenius or Discordianism any day.
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1247842954 Tom Henthorn
  
  hAIL eRIS
  - http://insight.pinkonbrown.org/ Dr P Fenderson
    
    Waiter! There’s some soup in my religion! Also, All Hail Discordia!
- Andrew Singleton
  
  The Holy Noodleness calls for your support.
  
  *not a pastifarian
- http://profiles.google.com/marc.k.mielke Marc Mielke
  
  They’re actually kind of a religion-by-convenience. Turns out you can’t just go around offering shoddy pseudoscience in the guise of ‘Therapy’ because most places require therapists to have some kind of licensing.
  
  But if you call yourself a ‘Minister’ instead of a ‘Therapist’, you can peddle any kind of bullshit you want, just like the grown-up religions do.
Hakuin

have a good laugh but don’t forget they use murder.
http://twitter.com/LennStar_de LennStar

As a believer in the FSM it is my religious duty to get scientology members on the path back to god.
Deleting my criticizing posts would not only incite religious hatred but also also go against religious freedom.
Dr Wadd

I used to work for a company that provided computerised cognitive testing services. One of my colleagues was using the Google tool that suggests alternative advertising keywords. The fact that they already had the keyword CBT led to some very amusing but unsuitable suggestions being offered.

Grrr, this was being posted as a reply to Funk Daddy
- http://twitter.com/fossilfuels Funk Daddy
  
  A mystery, this allusion and others, to me. Mystery resolved (shudder)
http://www.summerseale.com/ Summer Seale

Here in Israel, Scientology is officially classified as a cult, and not a religion. So I can say whatever I damn well please about it without worrying about local consequences.

So, in light of that: Scientology is a fucking scam for idiots, losers, and liars. The only people who are left in Scientology today are the deluded, or the disingenuous. None of it makes sense, none of it even classifies as being remotely interesting from a mythological standpoint, and none of it is even decipherable without finally succumbing to the insane ramblings of the serial liar and pedophile known as L. Ron Hubbard.

Since the 1990′s, there has been a huge amount of information on what Scientology is about, what the upper echelons are supposed to “believe”, and how Scientology silences their critics and milks their members for every single penny that they have. Scientology is full of egomaniacal thieves and scam artists at the top who are clearly insane and beyond reason. And, frankly, to anyone who is a Scientologist reading this today: If you’re still in the “Church” of Scientology after all of this, you’re a complete and utter idiot; a waste of space; an utter failure as a human being.

As an anti-theist, I’d still have more respect for a Scientologist if they left and joined the Catholic church or something. Naturally, I would prefer it if they left and joined no religion whatsoever. But if they have to pick something, almost anything mainstream is better than Scientology.

Almost.
- http://twitter.com/anderalert Pat Eisel
  
  Word up to the MotherShip!
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001252791051 Sethy Trashroad
  
  Hell, even some non-mainstream stuff is better than Scientology.
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001252791051 Sethy Trashroad
  
  And of course, word up.
- lamoore0888
  
  Well, here in the United States, if any citizen says anything bad about scientology they are in deep deep shit. Our government, for some reason or other, protects the so called church of scientology like it’s a top secret nuclear facility.
  
  Of course the fact that Scientology Inc. has provided millions and millions of dollars to our ‘elected’ servants might have something to do with it. Eric Holder has deep ties to Bill Clinton, and Bill CLinton has deep ties to scientology (think election money, lots and lots of election money).
  
  And here is a funny one: The United States Congress had the gall to lecture Germany when Germany exposed Scientology as a fraud and a con. LOL!
  
  I might have to move to Israel just to get some peace. Lol.
  - http://www.summerseale.com/ Summer Seale
    
    Just to be clear: I am American. I just live in Israel since half a year. =)
    
    And it’s not like Israel doesn’t have problems of its own. One thing it doesn’t appear to have, however, is free speech issues. At least none that I have seen so far. In fact, the newspapers here appear to be much more critical of the government than American media is (the Israeli government, I mean).
DonBoy2

The linked-to Yahoo story now has over 10,000 comments.
CitizenJohnJohn

I can’t believe I have to be the first to point out that a religion is just a cult with a couple hunded years and some property. They are all batshit insane.
- Wreckrob8
  
  Nice religious thinking there – to divide the world into the truly enlightened and the other.
  - http://disqus.com/Kimmoth/ Kimmo
    
    Uh, it’s dividing the world into the systematically deluded and the other, thanks very much.
    
    And the ‘it’ here isn’t CJJ’s comment; it’s the pissweak tendency of people to grasp at straws and be satisfied with the sort of groupthink balderdash that passes for an operating system in such circles.
- http://profiles.google.com/marc.k.mielke Marc Mielke
  
  Members, more than property, makes a cult a religion. Hence the way Mormonism and Scientology have both been ‘promoted’ from one to the other within the last century.
BombBlastLightingWaltz

Nicole Kidman is laughing her ass off and getting drunk to celebrate, just about now… and has her lackies phoning in Tom’s misbehaviours, just for hijink.