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Weatherman predicts the end-times

Cory Doctorow at 2:54 pm Sat, Jul 7, 2012

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Here's a weather report for the apocalypse: "On WTVR CBS 6 in Richmond, VA, weatherman Aaron Justus provides the last weather forecast you'll ever need."

Hot Weather in Richmond this Weekend (Thanks, Fipi Lele!)

I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.

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  • jackrabbitslim

    Fabulous. 

    • http://twitter.com/writebastard Ian Wood

       That’s right. I have it on good authority that they all are.

  • http://plagmada.org Tim H

    Liberal media.

  • http://twitter.com/Skyhawk1 skyhawk1

    A zombie front could push in just after Godzilla.

    • Andrew Singleton

      Incorrect. Godzilla is why the zombie front collapsed in Kansas rather than pushing all the way to the west coast as last week’s predictions put it.

      Not sure if we need to still worry about the Giant Robots that have been massing in Japan for the past… oh… fifty years.

  • Boundegar

    Was this actually broadcast?  I love you, insane weather guy!

    • solid_ekans

       Used to work in local tv. If it was broadcast, I bet it was early morning like the first 5 a.m. hour weather cast. Also could be late night. Like 10:59.
      I don’t see a video watermark or station id in the lower corner. I think that’s the greatest evidence that shows it was just whipped up as a joke. I’d imagine the studio crew was in on  it.

    • ophmarketing

      Done as a joke on his last day at the station. Here’s the whole story:

      http://www2.timesdispatch.com/weather/flair/2012/jul/07/tdmet02-richmond-weatherman-behind-viral-forecast–ar-2039436/

  • picaflor

    the matter-of-fact attitude is awesome

  • RJ

    Just looks like typical summer weather, this year.

  • xkot

    Best part? The random sleeping coyote advice.

    • http://twitter.com/smknghrtdesigns SmokingHeartDesigns

       Fake coyote, too.

  • http://www.tumbleweed.net/ tyger11

    A bit more accurate than our local weather forecasters, and much more serious delivery. A+.

  • Nightflyer

    It might not be the most useful forecast, but if any of my local stations did this, I’d watch regularly.

    • http://twitter.com/smknghrtdesigns SmokingHeartDesigns

       I used to give weather forecasts on my dates.

  • noah django

    ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ_彡☆バンバン!!

  • 10xor01

    Deflected by a Godzilla?

    • Won Word

      Son of Godzilla is off camping with Mothra.

      Have you not benn keeping up?!

      • 10xor01

        Apparently not.  I’m still worried about the imminent invasion of Africanized bees.

        • Won Word

          Heh. Well, I hope those bees like Kudzu, because we’re totally overrun here.

  • http://artdonovan.typepad.com Art

    That was so WELL DONE!   What a great laugh :)  100% on the delivery.

  • Petzl

    “Godzilla Wednesday…  I’ll be honest: I have no idea what’s gonna happen on that day.”

    Warning:  Extreme risk of milk snarfing if consumed together with this viral video.

  • Gary61

    ALL HAIL the FSM, who, in His Noodley Goodness, DID NOT ALLOW the volcano, epic storm, AND Godzilla to strike down the godless bible-belt crazies in the greater Virginia / Chesapeake Bay areas. 
    Bless Him and his Noodley Goodness. 

  • Enkinan

    This made my day. “We may be looking at 1….maybe two hundred inches of rain.”