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X-Wing fighter in beard

Cory Doctorow at 12:42 pm Mon, Jul 9, 2012

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This is Chad Roberts, who wins the Internet today with a Star Wars X-Wing beard.

EPIC STAR WARS X-WING BEARD (via Geekologie)

I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.

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  • Pedantic Douchebag

    BRB, shaving my beard so I can try to be cool again.

    • Mister44

       He’s wearing a helmet.

  • http://twitter.com/BradMays Brad Mays

    Awesome.

  • Sarah Fay

    Everytime I see this posted somewhere I want to throw up. So incredibly gross.

    • brerrabbit23

      “My friend doesn’t like you, either.”

    • Mister44

       Don’t like beards?

    • Ian Anthony

      Someday that o’l heart will grow. Perhaps even three sizes.

    • Antinous / Moderator

      Have you considered seeing a physician for an anti-emetic prescription?

    • malindrome

      And I thought they smelled bad … on the outside.

  • http://2012diaries.blogspot.com/ tristan eldritch

    Trippy.

  • methodius

    “It’s a trap!” (Admiral Ackbar-ber)

  • Doomstalk

    Windmill beard man has been put on notice

  • Bender

    *his wife opens a gift package containing “Deathstar Panties”.

    • Mister44

       Stay on target! No… no not there. There. THERE!

      • malindrome

        “That’s impossible, even for a computer!”

    • Tichrimo

      Obviously that X-wing needs to go on a Death Star “trench run”…

  • tylerdurden

    THEY’RE IN MY HAIR!

  • vrplumber

    The follicle is strong with this one.

    These aren’t the dreads you’re looking for.

  • Shibi_SF

    I’m thinking he could do a wicked cthulhu beard next.

  • awjt

    Dude doesn’t just win the Internet, he wins a whole galaxy.  …A far, far away one.

  • http://twitter.com/bazimmerman Brad Zimmerman

    I’m not familiar with the type of thing I’m seeing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOE4DdYRlBQ

  • gijoel

     Perhaps you should consider having sex with a bearded man?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJkLH4uZ73M

  • ashypete

    Beards, is there anything they can’t do?