By Cory Doctorow at 12:42 pm Mon, Jul 9, 2012
This is Chad Roberts, who wins the Internet today with a Star Wars X-Wing beard.
EPIC STAR WARS X-WING BEARD
BRB, shaving my beard so I can try to be cool again.
He’s wearing a helmet.
Everytime I see this posted somewhere I want to throw up. So incredibly gross.
“My friend doesn’t like you, either.”
Don’t like beards?
Someday that o’l heart will grow. Perhaps even three sizes.
Have you considered seeing a physician for an anti-emetic prescription?
And I thought they smelled bad … on the outside.
“It’s a trap!” (Admiral Ackbar-ber)
Windmill beard man has been put on notice
*his wife opens a gift package containing “Deathstar Panties”.
Stay on target! No… no not there. There. THERE!
“That’s impossible, even for a computer!”
Obviously that X-wing needs to go on a Death Star “trench run”…
THEY’RE IN MY HAIR!
The follicle is strong with this one.
These aren’t the dreads you’re looking for.
I’m thinking he could do a wicked cthulhu beard next.
Dude doesn’t just win the Internet, he wins a whole galaxy. …A far, far away one.
I’m not familiar with the type of thing I’m seeing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOE4DdYRlBQ
Perhaps you should consider having sex with a bearded man?
Beards, is there anything they can’t do?
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