Comments on: This list of Satan's hobbies closely matches Boing Boing's interests

By: John Barnes

John Barnes — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 19:56:00 +0000

Woo-hoo! Trilateral fornication forever!

By: Nathan Wade

Nathan Wade — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:24:00 +0000

Ecclesiastes 11: 9 You who are young, make the most of your youth.
Relish your youthful vigor.
Follow the impulses of your heart.
If something looks good to you, pursue it.
But know also that not just anything goes;
You have to answer to God for every last bit of it.

By: Nathan Wade

Nathan Wade — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:23:00 +0000

Ecclesiastes 9:7 The Message (MSG) 7-10 Seize life! Eat bread with gusto, Drink wine with a robust heart. Oh yes—God takes pleasure in your pleasure! Dress festively every morning. Don’t skimp on colors and scarves. Relish life with the spouse you love Each and every day of your precarious life. Each day is God’s gift. It’s all you get in exchange For the hard work of staying alive. Make the most of each one! Whatever turns up, grab it and do it. And heartily! This is your last and only chance at it, For there’s neither work to do nor thoughts to think In the company of the dead, where you’re most certainly headed.

By: Nathan Wade

Nathan Wade — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:19:00 +0000

Someone didn’t read Leviticus 15: 16-18… “When a man has an emission of semen, he must bathe his entire body in water; he remains unclean until evening. Every piece of clothing and everything made of leather which gets semen on it must be washed with water; it remains unclean until evening. When a man sleeps with a woman and has an emission of semen, both are to wash in water; they remain unclean until evening.

By: Nathan Wade

Nathan Wade — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:17:00 +0000

Don’t believe this article… some will but other WILL NOT lead you towards demonic possession. Vegetarianism? Pu-leaze! Read Romans 14 (The Message edition is so clear). Lord of the Rings? Rock Music? Cyberpunk? Someone needs to READ the bible!

By: chgoliz

chgoliz — Sat, 21 Jul 2012 05:40:00 +0000

Yeah, take mine too. You’ve earned ‘em.

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 22:51:00 +0000

I knew a brilliant yoga teacher in training who dropped out because her Jehovah’s Witness relatives threatened never to speak to her again.

By: chgoliz

chgoliz — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 18:35:00 +0000

Following links today on a completely unrelated topic brought me to:

http://youtu.be/V65DvOLQrTc

Praise Moves: the Christian Alternative to Yoga….now there’s a choice!

By: Brooke Lockhart Likens

Brooke Lockhart Likens — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 13:51:00 +0000

Does anyone know the source of this list?

By: Brooke Lockhart Likens

Brooke Lockhart Likens — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 13:50:00 +0000

The Daniel Fast is one of the most common fasts for Christians to participate in. It’s widely known and practiced, especially in hard times, or times of worship, and usually at the beginning of the new year.

By: Wreckrob8

Wreckrob8 — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 05:35:00 +0000

Fucking right, mate! We’re all fucked!

By: DewiMorgan

DewiMorgan — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 04:14:00 +0000

Funny, first thing I thought when seeing “Alt” Comics was Chick tracts.

By: Robert

Robert — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 03:40:00 +0000

(puts arm around Antinous’s shoulders, hoists a beer mug, and both belt out:) These are a few of our fa-a-a-a-a-a-avorite things!

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 02:07:00 +0000

Blowjobs and rimjobs and dildoes with bristles
Hustlers and porn stars, cop strippers with whistles
UPS drivers who like lunchtime flings
These are a few of my favorite things.

Low hanging nutsacs and big hairy asses
Drunken Marines when they make clumsy passes
Moist uncut cocks pierced with fat golden rings
These are a few of my favorite things.

When my knees hurt
When my back aches
When my pee won’t hold
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so old.

By: technosean

technosean — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 01:10:00 +0000

What??? NO MENTION OF DUBSTEP????!!!!?? The world really is going to… somewhere.

By: rocketpjs

rocketpjs — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 00:56:00 +0000

Surely is is within the powers of the interwebs to create some kind of fundie denunciation generator.

For that matter, it would be a fun project to create such an outrage generator, maybe throw in a fire and brimstone random outrage sermon generator while we are at it.

Though of course the crazies don’t like to be mocked, so it would be taking your life into your hands. And your immortal soul, but in my case I lost that when my folks gave me a D&D box for my tenth birthday.

By: rocketpjs

rocketpjs — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 00:50:00 +0000

Somehow I read that as veggie lycanthropy.

While not as fierce as their animal relatives, the were-cauliflower can be somewhat off-putting and aggressively cruciferous.

By: Finnagain

Finnagain — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 21:41:00 +0000

Glorious! I’m giving you my Internets for the day.

By: Robert

Robert — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 21:37:00 +0000

Legs tied in pretzels and dances ’round altars,
Bright little crystals and demonic psalters,
Telling the future by reading I-Ching,
These are a few of my Satanist things!

Dungeons and Dragons and sex with a stranger,
Fantasy movies and wolf/human changers,
Blood-sucking people revealing bat wings,
These are a few of my Satanist things!

Floating in mid-air and not eating top round,
Parties for smoking all cannabis compounds,
Corpse molestation to see what it brings,
These are a few of my Satanist things!

When the goths mope,
When the man burns,
Before November first,
I simply remember my Satanist things!
And then I don’t feel so bad.

By: Wreckrob8

Wreckrob8 — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 19:51:00 +0000

You simply lack the faith to see you have a choice. There is no secret.

By: billstewart

billstewart — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:53:00 +0000

Lycanthropes are really good at the “Downward Facing Dog” asana. Though really, they were just sniffing around in case anybody had dropped any bacon.

By: OldBrownSquirrel

OldBrownSquirrel — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:48:00 +0000

Suppose you keep kosher. Suppose your apartment only has one sink, one oven, one fridge, and you decide to keep a dairy kitchen. You would then be vegetarian (pescetarian, really), at least at home, on religious principles, and they’re not going to be able to pull out Deuteronomy to condemn you.

Of course, if you keep kosher, you’re probably Jewish, so there’s that.

By: billstewart

billstewart — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:40:00 +0000

Surrealism’s on the list, isn’t it?

By: billstewart

billstewart — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:27:00 +0000

Dude! Shhh! If the guy who put this list together had heard of furries, they’d definitely be on it!

By: tré

tré — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 17:59:00 +0000

As should digging the Yankees, as malindrome points out below.

By: dentarthurdent

dentarthurdent — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 17:07:00 +0000

Being too poor to buy meat is another valid reason. I tend to lapse out of vegetarianism though, like when someone else is buying dinner.

By: Editer

Editer — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 16:55:00 +0000

Didn’t Jonah Goldberg assert that vegetarianism is a component of liberal Fascism? It’s all starting to make sense now!

By: Cydonia

Cydonia — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 16:21:00 +0000

I know how much lycanthropes love yoga. Although I hope they get enough protein in their vegetarian diet

By: cavalrysword

cavalrysword — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 16:12:00 +0000

There were only a couple things on the list that I am solidly into, those being fornication and rock’n'roll. And a few things that I have no idea what they are. Most of it is just weird/funny.

By: rtresco

rtresco — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 16:11:00 +0000

I love how specific they get with comics, but have umbrella listings for other things, like video games. Just no Alt comix, because they know that Superman doesn’t get placed on a no-no list. Sure he’s an illegal alien, stealing jobs from good Ameerican-born heroes, but still. Some coimcs are universally acceptable.