Jonah Falcon, who is known for having a very large penis (9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect), says he was stopped by the TSA at San Francisco International Airport last week. “They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some sort of growth,” he told SF Gate. They were professional, he says, and quipped that “It was probably harder on them than it was on me."

  • http://twitter.com/_m4tth3w_ Matthew Wong

    He should have opted for the body scanner. 

    • Antinous / Moderator

      He did. Their tiny minds couldn’t comprehend the enormity of his member, so they ended up groping him anyway.

      • http://theladyfingers.blogspot.com/ Ladyfingers

         This is even funnier if you use “enormity” correctly, by the way.

  • http://instantaneousinstances.com/ Spieguh

    “TSA dicks around with a large penis, story at 11!”

  • Idle Tuesday

    Kind of sad that the only thing that this guy is known for is to be born with a big schlong. Even sadder, is that I knew who he was.

    • Antinous / Moderator

      Fame and fortune are fleeting, but a big cock lasts forever.

      • inedible

         Just ask Rasputin! His severed 11″ dong was stolen by his maid, who cuddled with it at night. It changed hands a number of times, and is now on display at a museum.

      • http://twitter.com/mikeestee Mike Estee

        if it lasts longer than a few hours seek medical help.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/OR32O6FJNR445YZMQQ572SVQ3M Sean

      Oh, I dunno…there are millions of us who are known for….well, we’re not known at all.

      Errr, I meant there are millions who aren’t known, not that there are millions of us with huge….ummm….I’m just gonna stop talking.

  • http://www.gyrofrog.com/ Gyrofrog

    I think it’s time to get on the horn and ask some hard questions, before more people get hung up and get all half-cocked.  DHS sure pulled a boner with this one.

  • waetherman

    “It was probably harder on them than it was on me.”
    I hope that was intentional.

  • disqusit2

    Kudos to this guy’s PR agency. Brilliant work.

    • http://profiles.google.com/westcarleton Ray Perkins

       Yeah, the whole thing seems like attention-whoring. You have to take his word for it that it happened at all.

  • NoWayJose

    I remember the Well-Endowed Man from the X-Files. Such a shame when they killed him off.

  • http://www.drake.org.uk Martyn Drake

    “Is that a prohibited item in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see us?”

  • http://2012diaries.blogspot.com/ tristan eldritch

    The only palpable advantage to having a huge dick is the extra leg-room it would afford one in the event of being granted Three Wishes.

  • Cowicide

    Inducing penis envy is against the lawl.

  • http://twitter.com/mikeestee Mike Estee

    “At first they came for the man with the 13.5″ penis, and I said nothing because I did not have a 13.5″ penis…”

  • cubby96

    Yeah, this guy had an entire article written about him in Rolling Stone in 2003.  Google sent me here: http://www.maryellenmark.com/text/magazines/rolling%20stone/920S-000-047.html

    • bcsizemo

      I wonder if he is still living with his mother…

  • SpaceOtter

    “So what’s in the handbag, sir?”
    “That’s my foreskin.”

  • franko

    pix or it didn’t happen. : )

  • http://twitter.com/rvitelli Romeo Vitelli

    Interesting that TSA doesn’t do anything to hassle the well-endowed man.  Presumably he’s not as big a threat to national security as people with walkers…

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/TGZ75URQ6DKTCNXV3RV36ZKALQ Matthew

    This story reminds me of the scene from Spinal Tap with the cucumber wrapped in foil.  Except this guy couldn’t take this thing out of his pants…

  • http://twitter.com/wilmcdaniel wilmcdaniel

    David and Goliath?

  • Jen Onymous

    Note to self…must buy that man a drink.

  • IronEdithKidd

    There’s a pic of Mr. Falcon in bike shorts floating aroung out there.  It’s NSFW. 

    • Antinous / Moderator

      There are pictures of his dick if you just turn off SafeSearch.