This is the Power Pwn, a self-contained hack box inside a power strip that secretly houses Bluetooth and Wi-Fi radios and remote access tools, provides SSH access over cell phone networks, and is controllable via SMS. This, er, "fully-integrated enterprise-class penetration testing platform" was developed with dough from the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA). Power Pwn's manufacturer, Pwnie Express, says that 90 percent of its customers are from the federal government or corporations. You can preorder your very own for $1,295.
Power Pwn (Pre-order) (Pwnie Express)