Made from rat bits. [BBC]

  • http://twitter.com/OhMeadhbh Meadhbh Octopodidae

    “What do you think of my Owl, Mr. Deckard?”

    “Is it real?”

    • Bucket

       ”Must be expensive.”

      “Not really, we made it out of puréed vermin.”

  • noah django

    how are the cells nourished?  or is this a “single-use” jellyfish?

  • Wreckrob8

    Why?

    • http://imcravingpresidency.tumblr.com/ SedanChair

      To, in time, conquer us.

      • Wreckrob8

        It might be an improvement especially if you split infinitives like that.

        • Fraser Lovatt

          Are we speaking Latin? No.  The split infinitive is a myth; people who know grammar laugh quietly at you when you get prissy about a rule that doesn’t exist.

          http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/14636

          • Wreckrob8

            Ludibrium erat.

          • http://lemoutan.blogspot.com/ Lemoutan

            And those familiar with both SedanChair (‘sed’ to his buds) and Wreckrob8 (too cool for a nick) smile at you.

        • http://imcravingpresidency.tumblr.com/ SedanChair

          I thought about that…then I DID IT ANYWAY BOOYAH

          I’m claimin’ linguistic descriptivism up in this bitch

          • Wreckrob8

            But you can’t now. And I’m prissy. Fucking hilarious!

    • CH

      Why not?

    • retepslluerb

      Because it wasn’t there.

  • Andrew Singleton

    Attention getting apparatus and with it they show they can both control the rhythm the cells beat at and can dictate a shape.

    Important steps in… say… attempting to try growing an actual heart.

  • http://newnumber6.livejournal.com Peter

    Today, a jellyfish… soon, a giant telepathic squid with which to deceive the world about an alien invasion!

    And then the world will finally know peace!

  • http://twitter.com/chriscoreline chris coreline

    this is definitely a clear case of “SCIENCE!!!!!” at its bestworst.

  • bobkat

    “The process of evolution missed a lot of good solutions.”  

    Uh…

  • http://www.matthewpetty.com/ Matthew Petty

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  • Cowicide

    Reminds of the people from the Bladerunner film who made artificial animals.  Like the character played by the wonderful James Hong.