Comments on: Goat Man speaks!

By: Michael Smith

Michael Smith — Thu, 26 Jul 2012 08:06:00 +0000

As an Aussie I can confirm that Utah is world famous.

By: lysdexia

lysdexia — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 21:20:00 +0000

Y’ever hear of Fibonacci _GOATS_? I think not, sir!

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 21:07:00 +0000

Although this might make him look more like a fencer than a goat if he pulls it down to his chin.

By: nunya

nunya — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 20:40:00 +0000

I think the guy actually was courting that pretty little she goat that caught his eye.

By: vrplumber

vrplumber — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 19:40:00 +0000

Wait, don’t rabbits breed like goats?

By: penguinchris

penguinchris — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 18:23:00 +0000

I should be driving through Colorado next month, let me know if you still need a ride. You can provide the goat costumes.

By: strangefriend

strangefriend — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 18:03:00 +0000

I’m sorry. This whole thread brings to mind Bill Hick’s GOAT BOY
http://youtu.be/QpEy-LYo3vg

By: EH

EH — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 18:03:00 +0000

TIL there’s a such thing as a “prize goat.”

By: EH

EH — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 18:02:00 +0000

“Tin cans…all you want“

By: strangefriend

strangefriend — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 17:59:00 +0000

You’re right. He shouldn’t shoot the goats. It would be much more amusing to tase them. (Insert evil laugh.)

By: EH

EH — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 17:57:00 +0000

They breed like rabbits.

By: fractos

fractos — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 17:49:00 +0000

What in the Hell is he hunting goats for? You might as well hunt sheep.
Also: Tom Lehrer – The Hunting Song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfW2tYIn8-Q

By: tristan eldritch

tristan eldritch — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 17:49:00 +0000

Yeah, I genuinely afraid this guy was preying on innocent she-goats, seductively purring lines like “Hey, I’ve got some good grass, wanna come back to my crag?”

By: perch

perch — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 17:33:00 +0000

This actually looks fun. As someone who:

a) lives in Colorado with a ton of mountain goats
b) loves mountain goats and has always wanted to pet one up in the mountains (NEVER kill)
c) has too much free time for her own good

this is just a bit too tempting to me. Good thing I don’t have a car and would need to get a ride, at which point a friend who has more sense than I would talk me out of it.

By: Mark Dow

Mark Dow — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 17:27:00 +0000

Just another wolf in sheep’s clothing.

By: Aaron Gilliland

Aaron Gilliland — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 17:01:00 +0000

His ultimate glory will be the day that he’s shot by another hunter, mistaken for a prize goat.

By: SomeGuyNamedMark

SomeGuyNamedMark — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 17:00:00 +0000

At least he is hunting using ancient methods. Now granted it is a painter’s suit but wearing animal skins to get close to prey goes back to the stone age.

By: SomeGuyNamedMark

SomeGuyNamedMark — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 16:59:00 +0000

Poor goats

By: sarahnocal

sarahnocal — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 16:58:00 +0000

That didn’t make any sense to me, either.
Also, both the male and female goats have beards, not just “billy goats”.

By: mortdieu

mortdieu — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 16:52:00 +0000

He “found out about Utah”?

I didn’t realise it was supposed to be a secret. Or have I broken the first rule of Utah Club?

By: dagfooyo

dagfooyo — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 16:35:00 +0000

“wore a hat backward, pulling the brim down to his chin to look like a billy goat’s beard” – I can’t figure out how on earth he could get the brim to his chin without the hat obscuring his entire face and blinding him. Can someone explain this for me?

By: RJ

RJ — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 16:31:00 +0000

Goats is tasty! Yum yum, eat ‘em up! Yum yum, eat ‘em up!

By: Mister44

Mister44 — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 16:24:00 +0000

Good to know it’s not some sort of bestiality thing.

By: Antonio Carrasco

Antonio Carrasco — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 16:16:00 +0000

Leave them goats alone!! They never did nothing to you! Don’t shoot them!

By: CSBD

CSBD — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 16:13:00 +0000

or “NoGoat-See”

By: CSBD

CSBD — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 16:12:00 +0000

Are you implying that they might find two goatse-esque hunters in the wilds of Utah or Canada impaled on eachother’s shafts?

By: kmoser

kmoser — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 16:10:00 +0000

He should sell those goat disguises under the brand name “Goat-See”.

By: theophrastvs

theophrastvs — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 15:56:00 +0000

So if there were -two- well-disguised goat guys whose goal was to skewer goats…

(remember! we’re keeping all references to goatse to an absolute minimum on this thread)