Pubic hair stuck to a urinal forms a treble clef

A redditor called Frankie842 snapped a photo of a public hair stuck to a urinal in a near-perfect treble clef. I once experienced something like this, back when I was roomming with Possum Man. We'd cooked a pot of spaghetti and we tried the technique of tossing a strand against the wall to see if it would stick. It landed in just this configuration and we left it up on that wall for years after.

1 in a million chance musical pubic hair (


    1. I think it means we’re one step closer to proving that Boltzmann Brains may eventually occur.

      A Boltzmann Brain is a hypothesized self-aware entity which arises due to random fluctuations out of a state of chaos.

  1. Mashup banana subway maps at Disneyland wearing leather fetish masks has got to be better than this.

  2. one in a million pubic hair treble clef happen many times, in a world of millions of public hairs and urinals.

    1. If you put a million monkeys in front of a million urinals, eventually their pubic hair will form the entire musical works of Beethoven. (Insert “movement” joke here, too.)

      1. Of all the urinals, in all the towns, in all the world, your pubic hair falls onto mine.

    1. Also stay tuned for “feces that resembles question mark” and vomit that looks like Jackson Pollock (the man, not his paintings).
      Seriously though, must we photograph everything?

  3. Aw, that’s nothin’. I once dated a girl whose pubic hair looked like Beethoven’s 5th Symphony.

    1. C. 1973, my high school choir teacher invited two of her colleagues from the Boston Conservatory (of music) to come to our class/rehearsal (which must have been painful for them.) One of them, who looked a great deal like Zero Mostel, had grown the hair on the back of his head to great length, combed it forward over his bald crown and lacquered it into the shape of a lyre.

  4. I ‘m picturing Cory and Possum man giggling and tossing cooked spaghetti onto a wall. Wonder if the neighbours could hear and what they thought.  :)

  5. I guess a time to question this. Why is there so much pubic hair in airport bathrooms? I guess any public urinals. Who is losing all this pubic hair? Why does it just fall out when someone’s unzipping their pants? I with only mild confidence can say I’ve never contributed to all this hair in the toilet. Is it old people? It’s old people, right? Old dudes specifically. 

    1. I with only mild confidence can say I’ve never contributed to all this hair in the toilet.

      I confess that I’ve never really been that good at keeping track of all my pubic hairs. Do you do an inventory at the end of the day or something?

      1. “Dear God, Marge.  3263827 has gone off the reservation.  I mean it was JUST HERE!!!

      2. Nah, that’s why I have only mild confidence… but the auditing company I hired supports my anecdotal beliefs…

  6. Okay, I’ll go out on a porcelain limb… (urinal) cake jokes yet? Maybe this urinal is in MacArthur’s Park. 

  7. I know the artist! The amazing part is he is completely paralyzed from the neck down and does all his work using only his tongue. Amazing man, inspiring.

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