Pubic hair stuck to a urinal forms a treble clef

A redditor called Frankie842 snapped a photo of a public hair stuck to a urinal in a near-perfect treble clef. I once experienced something like this, back when I was roomming with Possum Man. We'd cooked a pot of spaghetti and we tried the technique of tossing a strand against the wall to see if it would stick. It landed in just this configuration and we left it up on that wall for years after.

1 in a million chance musical pubic hair (imgur.com)

• [Robert Baruch]

  My God, what does it mean?!

  • [Palomino]

    Stay tuned……

  • [awjt]

    HESHER

  • [niktemadur]

    I think it means we’re one step closer to proving that Boltzmann Brains may eventually occur.

    A Boltzmann Brain is a hypothesized self-aware entity which arises due to random fluctuations out of a state of chaos.

• [deadbot]

  I can’t stop looking at it.  I don’t know why. 

  • [deadbot]

    I’m still looking…

• [Frode Helland]

  I say that’s an ampersand.

  • [Rich Keller]

    It’s the ampersand from a font called “Porcelain Hirsute.”

    • [Vincenzo Ravina]

       Oh man, we need a font made of pubic hairs. Pubic sans?

• [Aaron Swain]

  At least we know it wasn’t a bass player…

• [Dave Faris]

  Mashup banana subway maps at Disneyland wearing leather fetish masks has got to be better than this.

• [George Michaelson]

  one in a million pubic hair treble clef happen many times, in a world of millions of public hairs and urinals.

  • [kmoser]

    If you put a million monkeys in front of a million urinals, eventually their pubic hair will form the entire musical works of Beethoven. (Insert “movement” joke here, too.)

    • [Antinous / Moderator]

      Of all the urinals, in all the towns, in all the world, your pubic hair falls onto mine.

• [Mitchell Glaser]

  Are they going to sell it on ebay like a Jesus tortilla?

• [crummett]

  Between pubic hairs on urinals and screaming rednecks, I’m getting to be afraid to look at BB anymore. Always an adventure…

  • [MB44]

    Also stay tuned for “feces that resembles question mark” and vomit that looks like Jackson Pollock (the man, not his paintings).
    Seriously though, must we photograph everything?

• [ikelleigh]

  That’s a damn long pubic hair.

• [wildemar]

  Oh, don’t kid yourselves. Somebody nudged this into position with his bare fingers.

• [Rob Gehrke]

  I hate it when that happens.

• [Bouma Sport]

  Couldn’t he flush before taking this picture, I can see urine EWWW

• [Brainspore]

  Aw, that’s nothin’. I once dated a girl whose pubic hair looked like Beethoven’s 5th Symphony.

  • [Antinous / Moderator]

    C. 1973, my high school choir teacher invited two of her colleagues from the Boston Conservatory (of music) to come to our class/rehearsal (which must have been painful for them.) One of them, who looked a great deal like Zero Mostel, had grown the hair on the back of his head to great length, combed it forward over his bald crown and lacquered it into the shape of a lyre.

• [Wayne Striggity Harris]

  So unbelievably gross, yet so unbelievably enthralling 

  • [Sekino]

    Exactly! There’s probably a German or Russian word for that too…

  • [Antinous / Moderator]

    I was eating breakfast.

• [Rickenbacker4001]

  I ‘m picturing Cory and Possum man giggling and tossing cooked spaghetti onto a wall. Wonder if the neighbours could hear and what they thought.  :)

• [softyelectric]

  I guess a time to question this. Why is there so much pubic hair in airport bathrooms? I guess any public urinals. Who is losing all this pubic hair? Why does it just fall out when someone’s unzipping their pants? I with only mild confidence can say I’ve never contributed to all this hair in the toilet. Is it old people? It’s old people, right? Old dudes specifically. 

  • [Brainspore]

    I with only mild confidence can say I’ve never contributed to all this hair in the toilet.

    I confess that I’ve never really been that good at keeping track of all my pubic hairs. Do you do an inventory at the end of the day or something?

    • [Donald Petersen]

      “Dear God, Marge.  3263827 has gone off the reservation.  I mean it was JUST HERE!!!“

    • [voiceinthedistance]

      Hair net, most likely . . .

      • [Antinous / Moderator]

        Don’t you people vacuum before you go out?

    • [softyelectric]

      Nah, that’s why I have only mild confidence… but the auditing company I hired supports my anecdotal beliefs…

    • [Red Pill Junkie]

      Since we’re not in a Gattaca future yet, the world is welcome to keep my body hair.

• [Palomino]

  Okay, I’ll go out on a porcelain limb…..no (urinal) cake jokes yet? Maybe this urinal is in MacArthur’s Park. 

  • [Jake0748]

     No Clarence Thomas jokes either?

• [laurasbadideas]

  Fun fact: if you’re distracted and just glancing at headlines, “forms a treble clef” looks a lot like “from a terrible chef”.

• [Robert Cruickshank]

  This section should be played pp

• [Seriously]

  I don’t know whether to post this on FB or throw up.

  • [Antinous / Moderator]

    I see no significant difference between those options.

• [timquinn]

  I know the artist! The amazing part is he is completely paralyzed from the neck down and does all his work using only his tongue. Amazing man, inspiring.

• [Diamond John Barber]

  Who’s to say that the treble clef wasn’t created in the image of a pube in the first place?

• [IamSmartypants]

  If the pubic hair looked like Jesus, people would be worshipping the porcelain god.

• [LauraJ]

  What a coincidence, I was struck this morning by how the hairs I had stuck to the tile in the shower resembled St. Peter reading from the list… http://i1163.photobucket.com/albums/q551/DataLaur/photo.jpg?t=1343957196