Megan Reynolds at Log Cabin Democrat: "According to the report, a deputy arrived at the home and noticed a man slapping the bull on the head and leading him across the yard. The report says the bull then "tried to mate" with the man, standing up on its back legs and pinning the man between the patrol unit, causing minor damage to the vehicle."

  • IamInnocent

     Now I understand cowboy chaps.

  • Boundegar

    See what your Skittles-eating has done?

  • Mighty Blowhole

    Is that a bull’s way of non-verbally getting across a ‘Fuck you,’ maybe? 

  • Mighty Blowhole

    And, I must add… WHERE’S THAT DASHCAM FOOTAGE?!?

  • http://www.aarongilliland.com/ Aaron Gilliland

    What a load of bull.  

    Does anyone have a glass of Club Soda?

  • CSBD

    I was trying to think of a Billy Dee Williams reference… (post Star Wars) but I got nothing.

  • Andrew Singleton

    Sooo unlike that other dude and the horse a few years back the bull was the aggressor of the relationship here?

    Mildly terrifying.

  • Max

    So, the man was pinned against the vehicle by the bull and the vehicle received minor damage. What about the state of the poor fellow stuck between the car and a hard place.

  • Boomer

    A cowboy’s best friend is his bull.  ;>)

  • Brian Baresch

    Rectum? Nearly killed ‘im!

  • voiceinthedistance

    This is what happens when you ban God from the classroom.

  • AndyBooth

    Perhaps you missed this recent attempt by a horse to ride a Garda (Irish policeman) at the traditional Smithfield Horse Fair in Dublin

    http://www.broadsheet.ie/2012/04/02/meanwhile-at-the-smithfield-horse-fair/

  • fnordianslip

    “Me so horny!”