Audrey McAvoy writes: A seal that would normally live in waters around the Aleutian Islands and California has shown up thousands of miles away on a beach in Hawaii, officials said Wednesday. Little fella needs a theme song, if you ask me. [AP]

  • fuzzyfuzzyfungus

    “NOAA officials found an emaciated, underweight and weak member of the species thousands of miles away on Oahu’s North Shore.”

    I swim all the way from Alaska to Hawaii and you bastards call me weak? Know that my vengeance shall be terrible…

  • http://www.facebook.com/stewart.berntson Stewart Berntson

    Theme song for the seal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=banXT6azA-4

  • Guido

    From the Aleutians? 

    Careful! It might have glass knives and a tactical nuke.

  • http://profiles.google.com/darin.padula Darin Padula

    The biggest worry is that this little fella might be here and be a carrier of a novel disease that the native and critically endangered Hawaiian monk seal hasn’t seen.  That one foreign arrival could theoretically put quite a dent in the remaining monk seal population of ~1300 (and declining already).