World's earliest known matchsticks


5 Responses to “World's earliest known matchsticks”

  1. Teller says:

    Wonder why someone decided to use the term ‘matches.’ It’s just a hand drill, right?

  2. DewiMorgan says:

    Anyone who could mistake a fire drill for a penis may be some kind of unhappy mutant.

    At a guess, pretty much everything that archaeologists have decided is related to penises, fertility or religion, probably needs to be re-examined by people who don’t share the same Freudian hangups.

  3. efergus3 says:

    Feel like fire is coming out of your penis? Better get tested for STDs.

  4. Alex Schneider says:

    Looks like Ol’ Mitt’s been vindicated. Suck it, peons!

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