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Mark Frauenfelder at 1:21 pm Wed, Aug 15, 2012

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From one of my favorite blogs, $5 Finds: a Micro Sonic Grenade.

Want to scare the living crap out of somebody? Well nothing better than a grenade explosion sound at 110 decibles. You can set the “explosion” timer to 5, 30 or 60 seconds then BOOM it happens. Battery powered and ready to scare.
Micro Sonic Grenade for $5

Mark Frauenfelder is the founder of Boing Boing and the editor-in-chief of MAKE and Cool Tools. Twitter: @frauenfelder. Come and hear Mark speak at the ALA conference in Chicago on July 1.

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  • BombBlastLightingWaltz

    Behold! The evolution of the Whoopie cushion. Instead of an embarrassing flatuation, surprise your friends and neighbours with a heart jolting blast of terrific a explosion. It’ll be a blast at any occasion. 

  • Teller

    My left shoulder says This is a very bad idea; my right shoulder says Get 50 and clear out a Target.

    • http://imcravingpresidency.tumblr.com/ SedanChair

      …or a Chick-Fil-A 

      (super do not do this)

      • trackofalljades

        …not until you reconfigure it to play gay porn audio, anyway.

      • Teller

         um…too soon.

    • niktemadur

      Westboro Baptist kajigger watchamacallit.

  • grimc

    I prefer the much more evil Annoy-A-Tron.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1478479814 Mary Willoughby

    “Christ, what an asshole.”

    • http://mordicai.livejournal.com Mordicai

      Maybe it is just because I went through bomb safety drills yesterday, but EMPHATICALLY YES.

      • kraut

        Also, in this green and pleasant land of blighty, this kind of crap will get you into serious trouble…

  • Sean Lally

    Perfect for getting the kids up on school days!  ”Stun out!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/timdlittle Timothy D Little

    It’s gonna be hilarious till some ass hat does it around a combat veteran and catches him off guard.

  • rattypilgrim

    To paraphrase and  old anti-war slogan, “Micro Sonic Grenades are not healthy for any living thing”. Seriously, consider traumatized vets, traumatized civilians, and traumatized animals. This is worse than shouting “fire!” in a theater. “Scaring the crap out of everybody” isn’t funny. It’s bully behavior.

    • http://twitter.com/trempls tré

       You kin take yer reason and git out!

  • http://thisisonlya.blogspot.com robcat2075

    It may be loud, but I’m doubtful that something that small will produce a plausible explosion sound.  

    • Ipo

      No, it’s nothing like it. 
      Grenade goes off at 1:50. 
      Not impressive.  Annoying.

      • trackofalljades

        What the hell, it just beeps?  How is that an “explosion” sound at all?

        • Donald Petersen

          Yeah, that’s lame.  Countless “whoopee cushion” apps will emit a delightful fart, in the flavor of your choice, as loud as you want, either using a timer or upon disturbing the accelerometers, directly from your smartphone, for considerably less than five bucks.  Hell, some will launch any noise you want, not just explosive flatulence.

      • Antinous / Moderator

        More mosquito than explosion.

      • Teller

         Oh forchrissakes. Damn those copywriters.

  • silkox

    Why? Why? Why?

  • triakter

    YOUR DESK A SPLODE

  • http://echofox3.blogspot.com efergus3

    DO let us all know how well it worked from your hospital bed. Where the cops will put you for using this.

  • http://twitter.com/sirkowski Sirkowski

    Put it in your ass, go to the airport. Have a blast!

  • pjcamp

    I am SO getting this for my nephews for Christmas.

    My sister will be cool with it, I’m sure.

  • http://profiles.google.com/stricker.josh Josh Stricker

    I’ve used these before, and they don’t really work. They just sort of beep, and rather quietly at that.

  • show me

    I am an extremely immature asshole, and even I don’t think this is a good idea.