Epic doggerel about bad blog-comment behavior

Inspired by some of the more pathological behaviors on display in the comment section of John Scalzi's blog Whatever, author Steven Brust has created a doggerel epic entitled "John Scalzi's Blog." Here's a sample:

I've done my work for the day,
I've twittered random shit.
I've whined about immigration;
And I'm sure I displayed my wit.
I've drunk my supper, watched some porn,
And even fed the dog.
Now it's time to be an idiot on John Scalzi's blog.

He's the president of SFWA
His comment strings are long.
Lots of people pay attention,
SO I HAVE TO PROVE HIM WRONG!
He wouldn't dare delete my words,
Or the comment chain I'll clog.
So I'm free to be an idiot on John Scalzi's blog.

John Scalzi's Blog