Comments on: Rob LL Cool J at own risk http://boingboing.net/2012/08/24/rob-ll-cool-j-at-own-risk.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Tue, 21 May 2013 19:24:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: L_Mariachi http://boingboing.net/2012/08/24/rob-ll-cool-j-at-own-risk.html#comment-1518070 L_Mariachi Sat, 25 Aug 2012 09:35:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=177997#comment-1518070 Broke his jaw?  That’s okay, pudding is delicious. Broke his jaw?  That’s okay, pudding is delicious.

]]> By: bob http://boingboing.net/2012/08/24/rob-ll-cool-j-at-own-risk.html#comment-1517899 bob Sat, 25 Aug 2012 02:45:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=177997#comment-1517899 Came here only to say that line.  Came here only to say that line. 

]]> By: giantasterisk http://boingboing.net/2012/08/24/rob-ll-cool-j-at-own-risk.html#comment-1517423 giantasterisk Fri, 24 Aug 2012 19:07:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=177997#comment-1517423 L.L. "Don't even think about fucking with me I am that fucking Cool" J. L.L. “Don’t even think about fucking with me I am that fucking Cool” J.

]]> By: Navin_Johnson http://boingboing.net/2012/08/24/rob-ll-cool-j-at-own-risk.html#comment-1517378 Navin_Johnson Fri, 24 Aug 2012 18:32:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=177997#comment-1517378  I remember when that came out, we'd always joke:  "Please Hammer, HURT THEM!"  I remember when that came out, we’d always joke:  “Please Hammer, HURT THEM!”

]]> By: Deidzoeb http://boingboing.net/2012/08/24/rob-ll-cool-j-at-own-risk.html#comment-1517148 Deidzoeb Fri, 24 Aug 2012 16:36:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=177997#comment-1517148 LL was calm about it til the burglar yelled, "Please Hammer don't hurt me!" That's when the beat down started. LL was calm about it til the burglar yelled, “Please Hammer don’t hurt me!” That’s when the beat down started.

]]> By: bcsizemo http://boingboing.net/2012/08/24/rob-ll-cool-j-at-own-risk.html#comment-1517037 bcsizemo Fri, 24 Aug 2012 15:44:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=177997#comment-1517037 I haven't seen a photo of Mr. Cool in several years, but he was pretty stout looking back in his prime.  Not someone I'd want to go up against without some kind of weapon. I haven’t seen a photo of Mr. Cool in several years, but he was pretty stout looking back in his prime.  Not someone I’d want to go up against without some kind of weapon.

]]> By: Navin_Johnson http://boingboing.net/2012/08/24/rob-ll-cool-j-at-own-risk.html#comment-1517002 Navin_Johnson Fri, 24 Aug 2012 15:20:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=177997#comment-1517002 I was going to go with: "He crushed him like a jellybean!" I was going to go with: “He crushed him like a jellybean!”

]]> By: obscurica http://boingboing.net/2012/08/24/rob-ll-cool-j-at-own-risk.html#comment-1516997 obscurica Fri, 24 Aug 2012 15:16:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=177997#comment-1516997 The intruder was 12 years L.L.'s senior.    (44/56) This doesn't make the whupping unjustified, but a little less heroic. The intruder was 12 years L.L.’s senior.    (44/56)
This doesn’t make the whupping unjustified, but a little less heroic.

]]> By: monopole http://boingboing.net/2012/08/24/rob-ll-cool-j-at-own-risk.html#comment-1516961 monopole Fri, 24 Aug 2012 14:47:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=177997#comment-1516961 He stands by his lyrics http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVDfyc2lh4Q ... I'll take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand Not the last Mafioso I'm a MC cop Make you say, "Go L.L. and do the wop" ... I eliminate punks cut 'em up in chunks You were souped you heard me and your ego shrunk I'm devastating I'm so good it's a shame Cause I eat rappers like a cannibal they call me insane His home security system is also quite formidable: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZlxvn_jWgM He stands by his lyrics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVDfyc2lh4Q
…
I’ll take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand
Not the last Mafioso I’m a MC cop
Make you say, “Go L.L. and do the wop”
…
I eliminate punks cut ‘em up in chunks
You were souped you heard me and your ego shrunk
I’m devastating I’m so good it’s a shame
Cause I eat rappers like a cannibal they call me insane

His home security system is also quite formidable:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZlxvn_jWgM

]]> By: Benjamin Terry http://boingboing.net/2012/08/24/rob-ll-cool-j-at-own-risk.html#comment-1516925 Benjamin Terry Fri, 24 Aug 2012 14:14:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=177997#comment-1516925 I don't think so. (Yeah... taking the easy route...) I don’t think so. (Yeah… taking the easy route…)

]]> By: relawson http://boingboing.net/2012/08/24/rob-ll-cool-j-at-own-risk.html#comment-1516906 relawson Fri, 24 Aug 2012 13:58:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=177997#comment-1516906 Going back to Folsom, Folsom, Folsom... ok, that works! ;) Going back to Folsom, Folsom, Folsom…

ok, that works! ;)

]]> By: Jason Weisberger http://boingboing.net/2012/08/24/rob-ll-cool-j-at-own-risk.html#comment-1516901 Jason Weisberger Fri, 24 Aug 2012 13:53:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=177997#comment-1516901 As the criminal is a 3rd strike offender... Going Back to Folsom? As the criminal is a 3rd strike offender… Going Back to Folsom?

]]> By: jaduncan http://boingboing.net/2012/08/24/rob-ll-cool-j-at-own-risk.html#comment-1516897 jaduncan Fri, 24 Aug 2012 13:50:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=177997#comment-1516897 CNN already did it; their title is "'Mama said knock you out': LL Cool J broke burglary suspect's nose, jaw, ribs" CNN already did it; their title is “‘Mama said knock you out’: LL Cool J broke burglary suspect’s nose, jaw, ribs”

]]> By: royaltrux http://boingboing.net/2012/08/24/rob-ll-cool-j-at-own-risk.html#comment-1516891 royaltrux Fri, 24 Aug 2012 13:45:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=177997#comment-1516891 Don't call it a comeback. Don’t call it a comeback.

]]> By: relawson http://boingboing.net/2012/08/24/rob-ll-cool-j-at-own-risk.html#comment-1516888 relawson Fri, 24 Aug 2012 13:44:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=177997#comment-1516888 Oh COME ON Jason! Not a single "Momma said knock you out" joke?  Oh COME ON Jason! Not a single “Momma said knock you out” joke? 

]]> By: Joe Morgan http://boingboing.net/2012/08/24/rob-ll-cool-j-at-own-risk.html#comment-1516889 Joe Morgan Fri, 24 Aug 2012 13:44:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=177997#comment-1516889 He was only doing what his mama said to do. He was only doing what his mama said to do.

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