Rap star and actor LL Cool J encountered a burglar in his home. Meeting the superstar left the home-invader with several broken bones and no autograph. "The family was sleeping when their home security alarm sounded at 1 a.m., sending LL Cool J into action, according to a Los Angeles Police statement." (via CNN)

16 Responses to “Rob LL Cool J at own risk”

  1. relawson says:

    Oh COME ON Jason! Not a single “Momma said knock you out” joke? 

  2. Joe Morgan says:

    He was only doing what his mama said to do.

  3. royaltrux says:

    Don’t call it a comeback.

  4. monopole says:

    He stands by his lyrics

    I’ll take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand
    Not the last Mafioso I’m a MC cop
    Make you say, “Go L.L. and do the wop”

    I eliminate punks cut ‘em up in chunks
    You were souped you heard me and your ego shrunk
    I’m devastating I’m so good it’s a shame
    Cause I eat rappers like a cannibal they call me insane

    His home security system is also quite formidable:

  5. obscurica says:

    The intruder was 12 years L.L.’s senior.    (44/56)
    This doesn’t make the whupping unjustified, but a little less heroic.

    • bcsizemo says:

      I haven’t seen a photo of Mr. Cool in several years, but he was pretty stout looking back in his prime.  Not someone I’d want to go up against without some kind of weapon.

  6. Deidzoeb says:

    LL was calm about it til the burglar yelled, “Please Hammer don’t hurt me!” That’s when the beat down started.

  7. giantasterisk says:

    L.L. “Don’t even think about fucking with me I am that fucking Cool” J.

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