Rob LL Cool J at own risk

Rap star and actor LL Cool J encountered a burglar in his home. Meeting the superstar left the home-invader with several broken bones and no autograph. "The family was sleeping when their home security alarm sounded at 1 a.m., sending LL Cool J into action, according to a Los Angeles Police statement." (via CNN)


    1. CNN already did it; their title is “‘Mama said knock you out’: LL Cool J broke burglary suspect’s nose, jaw, ribs”

  1. He stands by his lyrics

    I’ll take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand
    Not the last Mafioso I’m a MC cop
    Make you say, “Go L.L. and do the wop”

    I eliminate punks cut ’em up in chunks
    You were souped you heard me and your ego shrunk
    I’m devastating I’m so good it’s a shame
    Cause I eat rappers like a cannibal they call me insane

    His home security system is also quite formidable:

  2. The intruder was 12 years L.L.’s senior.    (44/56)
    This doesn’t make the whupping unjustified, but a little less heroic.

    1. I haven’t seen a photo of Mr. Cool in several years, but he was pretty stout looking back in his prime.  Not someone I’d want to go up against without some kind of weapon.

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