If HP Lovecraft directed the Brady Bunch, this would have been the star of the Hawaii episodes. Meatspider's clay and resin, hand-painted Cthulhu Pocket Idol is $50 from our friends at ShanaLogic.
David Pescovitz is Boing Boing's co-editor/managing partner. He's also a research director at Institute for the Future. On Instagram, he's @pesco.