Please admire this hitch mounted stripper pole

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36 Responses to “Please admire this hitch mounted stripper pole”

  1. xzzy says:

    Oh yeah? Here’s a stripper pole mounted on a police car.

  2. benher says:

    Look at that banana. Just look at it!

  3. fuzzyfuzzyfungus says:

    The mounting hardware for this stripper pole had better not interfere with my currently installed Truck Nutz, or there will be red-blooded, manly, hell to pay…

  4. Tribune says:

    Supports 200lbs. Guess it is not for me.

  5. NoOneSpecific says:

    Because sometimes you just need to take the show on the road!

  6. tstevko says:

    I’d argue that the parties you have are probably fine; this just sounds like it’s one drunk person away from a really bad time and a hospital ride. 

  7. giantasterisk says:

    Presumably that cover rolls back to reveal a hot tub.

  8. esquire says:

    Must be nice for the girls to get some fresh air every now and then…

  9. SedanChair says:

    Look, the truck bed even has a cover for you to store your dignity in

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      Where there are strippers and people watching strippers, it is rarely the strippers who lose their dignity.

      • desprez says:

         Spot on.

      • SedanChair says:

        Well somebody’s dignity is getting stored, because that Escalade doesn’t even have 26″ rims. 

        How you gonna dance on a Cadillac with some small-ass 22″ rims?? answer me that

      • Ted E Wookie says:

        I would wonder how many women get paid for dancing on that, vs the number coerced by beer and chortling male companions.

      • Why would men watching women taking their clothes off for money have issues with their OWN dignity?  Seems odd, and contradictory to documentaries I’ve seen about strippers, who are generally very depressed, lost people trapped in an illusion that they’re making lots of money, even though they’re not.

  10. MonkeyBoy says:

    Those pickup poles are a must at rowdy Scheid Diesel Fest parties in Indiana.
    150 Arrested, Cited At Rowdy Festival

    … Four other women were cited for public nudity after they exposed themselves while performing on poles in the back of pickup trucks in the same lot, which was visible to passing traffic on U.S. 41, police said.

    It also appears that in Indiana the parking lot of a Burlington Coat Factory is the go-to party location.

  11. bo1n6bo1n6 says:

    What else would you use a Cadillac pick-up truck for?

  12. Please note that the attachment ONLY connects to Cadillac pickup trucks; incompatible with all other vehicles.

  13. Ryan Lenethen says:

    Is that a white avalanch? Ewwww!

  14. CH says:

    That’s no stripper pole! It’s a really large paper spike to easily transport really large paper notes.

  15. bklynchris says:

    I assume it’s actually bc you have a stripper pole.

  16. Stjohn says:

    LOL, I knew that FB post would go somewhere good!   Thanks Jason!

  17. planettom says:

    OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR MAY BE LARGER THAN THEY APPEAR.

  18. nemryn says:

    Is ‘please admire’ the new ‘just look at’?

  19. The perfect gift for the woman who has everything.

  20. DewiMorgan says:

    Um… that’s projecting way over the minimum distance from the back of the vehicle to require a red pennant. I suggest red bikini tops tied to each corner, to complete the “look”.

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