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	<title>Comments on: The closest we will ever come to Morgan Freeman narrating a Fifty Shades of Grey&#160;novel</title>
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		<title>By: marilove</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/09/07/fake-morgan-freeman-50-shades.html#comment-1527976</link>
		<dc:creator>marilove</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2012 23:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He is so awesome, I swear.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He is so awesome, I swear.</p>
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		<title>By: marilove</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/09/07/fake-morgan-freeman-50-shades.html#comment-1527973</link>
		<dc:creator>marilove</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2012 23:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>eta helps to read the comments first lol.  i got all excited.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>eta helps to read the comments first lol.  i got all excited.</p>
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		<title>By: mkanoap</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/09/07/fake-morgan-freeman-50-shades.html#comment-1527902</link>
		<dc:creator>mkanoap</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2012 21:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This one still works.  http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6821188/morgan-freeman-narrates-50-shades-of-grey </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one still works.  <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6821188/morgan-freeman-narrates-50-shades-of-grey" rel="nofollow">http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6821188/morgan-freeman-narrates-50-shades-of-grey</a> </p>
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		<title>By: habbi1974</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/09/07/fake-morgan-freeman-50-shades.html#comment-1527468</link>
		<dc:creator>habbi1974</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2012 02:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>dagh. I&#039;m also too late.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dagh. I&#8217;m also too late.</p>
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		<title>By: Shad Bolling</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/09/07/fake-morgan-freeman-50-shades.html#comment-1527464</link>
		<dc:creator>Shad Bolling</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2012 01:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The video link is removed, unfortunately...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The video link is removed, unfortunately&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: bcsizemo</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/09/07/fake-morgan-freeman-50-shades.html#comment-1527251</link>
		<dc:creator>bcsizemo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 21:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The best part of this isn&#039;t the fact Morgan Freeman is reading 50 Shades, it&#039;s his internal/external monologue with the himself/audience.  It&#039;s pure comedy gold. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The best part of this isn&#8217;t the fact Morgan Freeman is reading 50 Shades, it&#8217;s his internal/external monologue with the himself/audience.  It&#8217;s pure comedy gold. </p>
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		<title>By: siloxane</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/09/07/fake-morgan-freeman-50-shades.html#comment-1527149</link>
		<dc:creator>siloxane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 20:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Josh Robert Thompson also voices Geoff Peterson, the robot skeleton sidekick on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, where he busts out the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUvhQgF6bV8&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Morgan Freeman impression&lt;/a&gt; on a quite regular basis.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Josh Robert Thompson also voices Geoff Peterson, the robot skeleton sidekick on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, where he busts out the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUvhQgF6bV8" rel="nofollow">Morgan Freeman impression</a> on a quite regular basis.</p>
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		<title>By: disillusion</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/09/07/fake-morgan-freeman-50-shades.html#comment-1527117</link>
		<dc:creator>disillusion</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 19:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I believe that&#039;s the point.  It just makes it sound that much worse when it&#039;s not only a famous person narrating it, but also narrating it as the opposite gender of who is supposed to be narrating.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I believe that&#8217;s the point.  It just makes it sound that much worse when it&#8217;s not only a famous person narrating it, but also narrating it as the opposite gender of who is supposed to be narrating.</p>
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		<title>By: Eric Riley</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/09/07/fake-morgan-freeman-50-shades.html#comment-1527067</link>
		<dc:creator>Eric Riley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 19:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love that so many of these faux-readings are coming from men, but seriously, can&#039;t we get some awesome ladies reading this?  I mean, the central narrator is a woman.  Kathleen Turner?  Judy Tenuta?  Dr. Ruth?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love that so many of these faux-readings are coming from men, but seriously, can&#8217;t we get some awesome ladies reading this?  I mean, the central narrator is a woman.  Kathleen Turner?  Judy Tenuta?  Dr. Ruth?</p>
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		<title>By: sillyrabbi</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/09/07/fake-morgan-freeman-50-shades.html#comment-1526916</link>
		<dc:creator>sillyrabbi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 16:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No titty sprinkles?  pfft...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No titty sprinkles?  pfft&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: ComradeQuestions</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/09/07/fake-morgan-freeman-50-shades.html#comment-1526911</link>
		<dc:creator>ComradeQuestions</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 16:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Honey-baked.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Honey-baked.</p>
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		<title>By: kingluma</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/09/07/fake-morgan-freeman-50-shades.html#comment-1526877</link>
		<dc:creator>kingluma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>maybe the real Morgan Freeman would do it ? someone recently spotted him here in the audience of a Bobby Rush booty shaking contest just after the 30:40 mark ;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;list=PLE76DC09AA43E0850&amp;v=8cqDm9rKT-8#t=1818s</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>maybe the real Morgan Freeman would do it ? someone recently spotted him here in the audience of a Bobby Rush booty shaking contest just after the 30:40 mark ;<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&#038;list=PLE76DC09AA43E0850&#038;v=8cqDm9rKT-8#t=1818s" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&#038;list=PLE76DC09AA43E0850&#038;v=8cqDm9rKT-8#t=1818s</a></p>
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		<title>By: welcomeabored</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/09/07/fake-morgan-freeman-50-shades.html#comment-1526870</link>
		<dc:creator>welcomeabored</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Imagine it . . . a show of Morgan Freeman impersonators lined up behind podiums, like in &#039;The Vagina Monologues&#039;. . .  or the Republican debates (erp!), taking turns reading from &#039;Fifty Shades of Grey&#039;.

When can I buy a ticket?  I don&#039;t care where.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Imagine it . . . a show of Morgan Freeman impersonators lined up behind podiums, like in &#8217;The Vagina Monologues&#8217;. . .  or the Republican debates (erp!), taking turns reading from &#8216;Fifty Shades of Grey&#8217;.</p>
<p>When can I buy a ticket?  I don&#8217;t care where.</p>
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		<title>By: Jim Schmidt</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/09/07/fake-morgan-freeman-50-shades.html#comment-1526868</link>
		<dc:creator>Jim Schmidt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Better than the Gilbert Gottfreid reading, even though Gilbert actually read it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Better than the Gilbert Gottfreid reading, even though Gilbert actually read it!</p>
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		<title>By: Bookburn</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/09/07/fake-morgan-freeman-50-shades.html#comment-1526854</link>
		<dc:creator>Bookburn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It would be a shame not to include Jim Meskimen in your Morgan Freeman throw-down. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It would be a shame not to include Jim Meskimen in your Morgan Freeman throw-down. </p>
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		<title>By: Rob Beschizza</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/09/07/fake-morgan-freeman-50-shades.html#comment-1526842</link>
		<dc:creator>Rob Beschizza</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is nearly perfect. It very occasionally goes &#039;Cleveland&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is nearly perfect. It very occasionally goes &#8216;Cleveland&#8221;</p>
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