Comments on: Candy-corn flavored Oreos are a thing

By: PinkWithIndignation

PinkWithIndignation — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 06:47:00 +0000

If you mean the end of time spent waiting for more candy corn flavored foods, you are correct. Candy corn forever!

By: Ivy Glasgow

Ivy Glasgow — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 05:13:00 +0000

I saw these in the wild today at Target while I was getting my real candy corn.

By: Halloween_Jack

Halloween_Jack — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 18:36:00 +0000

True, and I won’t say that I’ve never had a fudge-dipped Oreo or one with mint filling, but generally I like to kick it oldskool.

By: realityhater

realityhater — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 18:34:00 +0000

Yuck ! that sounds as vile as “candy corn” tastes. The only candy I would throw away on Halloween night as a child were those damn candy corns . Next up dulce de leche oreo’s for the Latin America Market !
Nabisco – give up the Flovorama you are trying to sell and just put the double back in “double stuff” !Anyone else notice you need a feeler gauge to measure the thinness of the cream filling now days – bet that move saved them .005 cents for each manufactured cookie .

By: Michael Rosefield

Michael Rosefield — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 15:07:00 +0000

The only reason I knew about candy corn is MS Paint Adventures….

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 07:27:00 +0000

Oreos might kill me slowly but grapefruit neutralizes my meds.

By: Ethan Taliesin Houser

Ethan Taliesin Houser — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 01:35:00 +0000

I hear “Dog-shit flavored Oreos” was narrowly beaten out.

By: Pat Eisel

Pat Eisel — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 00:13:00 +0000

Just told my 6 yr old about what I was reading. His response…”Can we get it?”…simple as that.

By: Pat Eisel

Pat Eisel — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 00:10:00 +0000

You guys are slayin’ me

By: Pat Eisel

Pat Eisel — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 00:03:00 +0000

Laughing before…now crying.

By: zotlerg

zotlerg — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 21:02:00 +0000

When’s your Halloween?

By: raddcivil

raddcivil — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 19:22:00 +0000

That`s right “Craving” rules. Haters keep out of the Cookie Aisle.There a reason why Grapefruit is at the other end of the Store.

By: Andy Reilly

Andy Reilly — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 18:31:00 +0000

And don’t forget “and craves even more…” King Corn. They even put it in your gasoline now, because it is supposed to burn cleaner. Even though ethanol production uses more petroleum than if you just burned the petroleum itself. Oh, and the fact that so many engines are now all aluminum, if not at least aluminum heads, for which that alcohol-burning can be more corrosive. I wish I didn’t love arepas, because I really hate the corn industry.

By: DeS11

DeS11 — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 18:30:00 +0000

In the grocery store yesterday I finally looked at the variety of Oreos we have available in the US. I thought we should probably have an intervention with Nabisco. Straying too far!!!! But of course I want to try them all!! :D

By: DeS11

DeS11 — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 18:28:00 +0000

Bought these yesterday, had one almost immediately. SO DELICIOUS! Like the Candy Corn Hersey’s Kisses from years past but with a cookie too. No, these are not healthy in the slightest. But it’s Halloween and eff you, I do what I want.

HATERS GONNA HATE!

By: Tim Drage

Tim Drage — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 17:43:00 +0000

BEEEEEE RE-BORN!
BEEEEEEEEE RE-FORMED!
http://youtu.be/AIYKYyDfEEg

By: bluest_one

bluest_one — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 17:42:00 +0000

Exactly - they’re so tasteless. I don’t know whay anyone would eat them having eaten proper British biscuits. They taste of next-to-nothing. Not even the “cream” tastes creamy.

Can’t buy a Gypsy Cream to save my life, but this vile crap is everywhere.

By: Mister

Mister — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 16:30:00 +0000

There are good ones?

By: zotlerg

zotlerg — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 14:56:00 +0000

Soon, everything will me made from corn. It’s being used in every conceivable food – pizzas, coleslaw, meat. It provided a “just baked” sheen on bread and cakes. And by the mid 1980s it completely replaced sugar in soft drinks as it was super cheap at third of the price. Corn syrup is easily converted into fat and suppresses the hormone leptin which is meant to tell your brain you’ve had enough food. Result – great big fat buggers rolling about the place! : p

By: Robert Moore

Robert Moore — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 13:44:00 +0000

That’s nothing. Here in China there are lots of flavors of Oreos including birthday cake frosting, strawberry jam, less sweet (for the Chinese palette), green tea…

By: Wetterschneider

Wetterschneider — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 12:02:00 +0000

Comic Swearif.

By: pjcamp

pjcamp — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 04:57:00 +0000

What a killer idea! Thousand year old banana flavored peanut shaped marshmallow chocolate cookies. What could possibly go wrong?

By: benher

benher — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 03:21:00 +0000

Oh now, let’s not be so quick to judGAAARRRHHLLLLRRRFHHHH!!

By: Steve Miller

Steve Miller — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 03:14:00 +0000

Hydrox? Oreo? Does it matter? Both taste like dirt with some grease and a whole lot of sugar.

By: bcsizemo

bcsizemo — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 02:52:00 +0000

And at the local Wally World today I also saw candy corn M&M’s…and I thought that was bad enough.

Besides what about a Cadbury cream egg filling Oreo? Maybe mix it with the traditional Oreo creme to give it a good consistency.

By: bcsizemo

bcsizemo — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 02:50:00 +0000

They want me to buy more Oreo’s that’s easy.
Don’t give me shitty flavors no one likes.
Give me MOAR of that creamy center.
Yes, I take double stuffs and turn them into quad stuffed Oreos.

By: Gyrofrog

Gyrofrog — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 02:15:00 +0000

No, I dig ‘em. They’re also good mixed in a bowl with (shelled) peanuts.

By: BillStewart2012

BillStewart2012 — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 00:45:00 +0000

Comic Serif?

By: BillStewart2012

BillStewart2012 — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 00:43:00 +0000

There are many alternative rituals, though, involving removing one of the biscuits, and either eating the filling directly (optionally discarding both biscuits), or combining with another one-biscuit+filling Oreo, or stacking multiples of them terminated with a whole Oreo, or …

And there are some variations on the basic sandwich cookie, such as double-thick filling or different colors/flavors of filling such as mint, the recent seven-layer-rainbow-filling Oreo, etc.

There are also some ethnic and regional complexities involved – the original Oreo cookies were made with lard, so Jewish kids ate Hydrox cookies instead (which were a competitor’s cookie that used vegetable shortening of some kind. According to Wikipedia, Hydrox were the original, Oreos were a knockoff, and Oreo eventually conquered the market.) My mother always bought Hydrox when I was a kid, because it was the brand she’d grown up with.

By: echolocate chocolate

echolocate chocolate — Sat, 08 Sep 2012 23:12:00 +0000

They’re like a blander, more cardboardy Bourbon with a wax-like filling.