"You could not be more full of shit here if someone reversed the polarity on your enema bag."—noted by our moderator Antinous in this thread.

  • Teresa Nielsen Hayden

    Antinous is a connoisseur.

    • Tynam

      And a master of no small talent himself.

    • Just_Ok

      Antinous didn’t make the comment.

      • http://twitter.com/funkyfresh funkyfresh

         But, as Xeni wrote, he “noted” it.

        • Just_Ok

          Many of us, including me, first thought it meant Antinous made the comment.

    • http://twitter.com/funkyfresh funkyfresh

       Of enemas ???

  • Chentzilla

    But would he be more full of shit if someone reversed the polarity on his colostomy bag?

    • Boundegar

      Somebody needs to get his enemas and colostomies sorted out, but otherwise I am so stealing this line!

    • NateXT

      Yeah, as i understand it an enema bag contains water which is pumped into the colon. So reversing it would actually make the person LESS full of shit? ~confused~

  • Ashen Victor

    Glorious comment indeed!

  • Scott Slemmons

    Link to comment thread, por favor? I wish to witness the potentially glorious context.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=620862876 Bob Brinkman

    So, he makes a comment that would get any other user’s account locked for at least 24 hours but he gets the front page.

    Got it.

    That said, it *IS* a pretty epic flame.

    • Just_Ok

      he or she. 

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=620862876 Bob Brinkman

         Fair point.

    • Lobster

      Yeah, I was a little surprised and disappointed to see BoingBoing so elevating a moderator insulting a user.  Was that really the comment of the day?  If so, what does that say about BoingBoing?

      • Felton / Moderator

        As stated above, Antinous didn’t make that comment.

        • Lobster

           Then it’s a moderator praising a user for insulting another user. 

          • Stooge

            As someone not entirely unlike I imagine Antinous to be once said, “No, that is incidental”.

  • http://2012diaries.blogspot.com/ tristan eldritch

    Doctor Who defeated the Master a few times by reversing the polarity of his enema flow.

  • EvilSpirit

    That commentor was clearly a lummox and a crackpot.

  • Paul Renault

    Were the original commentor’s names Spoor and Dowser?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/4BJMWIZDHNZOW7UAX7Z6H5UKKI Russell

    Handing out awards for the least necessary over-reaction. Excellent.

  • niktemadur

    One of my all-time favorites, many a moon ago, comes courtesy of Slashdot.  The topic at hand was “Piracy Not To Blame In Decline Of Moviegoers”.

    Guy #1- “I don’t know about you pal, but I’d take a hot date to my home theater over a public cinema any day”.
    Guy #2- “So you can show her your massive collection of authentic Japanese tentacle-rape hentai?”
    Guy #3- “Of course! Women love artsy foreign movies with subtitles”.

    • Boundegar

      Is it bad if I read that as “public enema?”