Nude monk tripping on bad berries

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15 Responses to “Nude monk tripping on bad berries”

  1. Matt Staggs says:

    “No junk food, just earthly goods/I ate some weird berries in the woods/Now I’m seeing colors, I’m getting higher/I think I’ll start a forest fire!” – Dead Kennedys.

    • Jamaica says:

      HA! First thing that came to mind apon reading that!
      Came here to quote it. Glad to see I was not alone. ;-}

      All I can add is, are they sure it wasn’t….

      BATHSALTS!?!?!

  2. It remains a mystery how he came to be naked.

    My theory?  He disrobed.

  3. Fred Sobotka says:

    Are experts referring to it as a fugue state?

  4. Recluse says:

    At least he didn’t eat anyone’s face off :-)

    This brings to mind an incredibly obscure reference to a comedy routine from “Beyond the Fringe” in the 60′s about British citizens during the Blitz…

    “I was out in the garden at the time, plantin’ out some deadly nightshade for the Boche”

  5. Brainspore says:

    “That fuckin’ Smurf sold me a bad batch!”

  6. skimedic says:

    One of the effects of anticholinergic overdose (for instance, eating belladonna berries) is getting very hot.  When people are brought in to the ER for this, it’s often because someone found them wandering around naked.
    (Blind as a bat, red as a beet, dry as a bone, mad as a hatter, hot as Hades)

    ***insert “tripping balls” joke here***

  7. BlackPanda says:

    Steer cleer of the tropanes, people. Nothing good can come of them.

  8. dbg7 says:

    this must be some strange and unusual use of the word “bad” of which I was not previously aware

  9. Frank Xavior says:

    Lucky he didn’t cut his dick off like that german kid.

  10. simonbarsinister says:

    Good thing he did this in Germany. Here in the US the cops would have tazed him repeatedly for resisting arrest.

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