Comments on: Nude monk tripping on bad berries

By: p96

p96 — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 01:12:00 +0000

And he would have to register as a sex offender.

By: Felton / Moderator

Felton / Moderator — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 13:09:00 +0000

Rasputin!

By: Robert Baruch

Robert Baruch — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 12:57:00 +0000

Was he a mad monk?

By: Jamaica

Jamaica — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 04:06:00 +0000

HA! First thing that came to mind apon reading that!
Came here to quote it. Glad to see I was not alone. ;-}

All I can add is, are they sure it wasn’t….

BATHSALTS!?!?!

By: simonbarsinister

simonbarsinister — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 22:34:00 +0000

Good thing he did this in Germany. Here in the US the cops would have tazed him repeatedly for resisting arrest.

By: Frank Xavior

Frank Xavior — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 20:43:00 +0000

Lucky he didn’t cut his dick off like that german kid.

By: dbg7

dbg7 — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 18:57:00 +0000

this must be some strange and unusual use of the word “bad” of which I was not previously aware

By: BlackPanda

BlackPanda — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 18:37:00 +0000

Steer cleer of the tropanes, people. Nothing good can come of them.

By: skimedic

skimedic — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 18:19:00 +0000

One of the effects of anticholinergic overdose (for instance, eating belladonna berries) is getting very hot. When people are brought in to the ER for this, it’s often because someone found them wandering around naked.
(Blind as a bat, red as a beet, dry as a bone, mad as a hatter, hot as Hades)

***insert “tripping balls” joke here***

By: Brainspore

Brainspore — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 18:03:00 +0000

“That fuckin’ Smurf sold me a bad batch!”

By: Boundegar

Boundegar — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 17:27:00 +0000

He is lying. The cartel abducted him, and there was this shootout…

By: Recluse

Recluse — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 17:18:00 +0000

At least he didn’t eat anyone’s face off :-)

This brings to mind an incredibly obscure reference to a comedy routine from “Beyond the Fringe” in the 60′s about British citizens during the Blitz…

“I was out in the garden at the time, plantin’ out some deadly nightshade for the Boche”

By: Fred Sobotka

Fred Sobotka — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 16:46:00 +0000

Are experts referring to it as a fugue state?

By: An Infinitude of Tortoises

An Infinitude of Tortoises — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 16:45:00 +0000

It remains a mystery how he came to be naked.

My theory? He disrobed.

By: Matt Staggs

Matt Staggs — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 16:29:00 +0000

“No junk food, just earthly goods/I ate some weird berries in the woods/Now I’m seeing colors, I’m getting higher/I think I’ll start a forest fire!” – Dead Kennedys.