Comments on: A machine for washing breasts http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Mon, 20 May 2013 02:16:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Halloween_Jack http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1533203 Halloween_Jack Sat, 15 Sep 2012 17:47:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1533203 That's right at the intersection of scary and kinky-sexy; I thought of an SF illustration of a breast pump from a story in which the human race almost goes extinct in the future until scientists figure out that babies can't take their nutrition in pill form like everyone else. That’s right at the intersection of scary and kinky-sexy; I thought of an SF illustration of a breast pump from a story in which the human race almost goes extinct in the future until scientists figure out that babies can’t take their nutrition in pill form like everyone else.

]]> By: Ernest Valdemar http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532880 Ernest Valdemar Sat, 15 Sep 2012 02:36:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532880 "Has anyone seen comparable images from the 30s, showing sheer dresses with visible breasts and pokey nipples like that?" Yes, I have. So has anyone who's ever seen a pre-Code Busby Berkeley musical, or the early films of Myrna Loy and Barbara Stanwyck. And if that's too obscure, have you never seen <em>King Kong?</em> Titties all over the place. Perky breasts were a Hollywood fashion accessory before the Hayes Office took over. “Has anyone seen comparable images from the 30s, showing sheer dresses with visible breasts and pokey nipples like that?”

Yes, I have. So has anyone who’s ever seen a pre-Code Busby Berkeley musical, or the early films of Myrna Loy and Barbara Stanwyck. And if that’s too obscure, have you never seen King Kong? Titties all over the place. Perky breasts were a Hollywood fashion accessory before the Hayes Office took over.

]]> By: John Clavis http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532845 John Clavis Sat, 15 Sep 2012 01:25:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532845  She's got a "Bride of Frankenstein" thing going on... still, am I the only one with a boner?  She’s got a “Bride of Frankenstein” thing going on… still, am I the only one with a boner?

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532701 Antinous / Moderator Fri, 14 Sep 2012 21:04:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532701 Mine drinks too much and never puts gas in the car. Mine drinks too much and never puts gas in the car.

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532660 Antinous / Moderator Fri, 14 Sep 2012 20:42:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532660 I'd grimace too if somebody made me wear Norma Shearer's hair. I’d grimace too if somebody made me wear Norma Shearer’s hair.

]]> By: millie fink http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532555 millie fink Fri, 14 Sep 2012 18:56:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532555 Dirty, dirty pillows. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNdIi4KpXhQ  Dirty, dirty pillows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNdIi4KpXhQ 

]]> By: blueelm http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532516 blueelm Fri, 14 Sep 2012 18:24:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532516 we must we must we must improve our bust! Now if that thing shoots *warm* water... we must we must we must improve our bust!

Now if that thing shoots *warm* water…

]]> By: NoOneSpecific http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532492 NoOneSpecific Fri, 14 Sep 2012 17:57:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532492 Was never meant to be taken seriously. Scold and/or laugh as needed. =) Was never meant to be taken seriously. Scold and/or laugh as needed.

=)

]]> By: voiceinthedistance http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532487 voiceinthedistance Fri, 14 Sep 2012 17:50:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532487 Well, at least you didn't pay a premium for a celebrity endorsement, like this one. Well, at least you didn’t pay a premium for a celebrity endorsement, like this one.

]]> By: mappo http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532474 mappo Fri, 14 Sep 2012 17:35:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532474  Titty twister.  Titty twister.

]]> By: Quiche de Resistance http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532466 Quiche de Resistance Fri, 14 Sep 2012 17:24:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532466 I tried to save some money and bought a Shiny Sack from QVC.  Big mistake.  Pain, no gain. I tried to save some money and bought a Shiny Sack from QVC.  Big mistake.  Pain, no gain.

]]> By: Quiche de Resistance http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532465 Quiche de Resistance Fri, 14 Sep 2012 17:22:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532465 Thus illustrating why women might want a machine to do it. (not to scold you, I thought it was funny) Thus illustrating why women might want a machine to do it.

(not to scold you, I thought it was funny)

]]> By: Navin_Johnson http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532464 Navin_Johnson Fri, 14 Sep 2012 17:20:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532464  Looks like she's using the "Tune In Tokyo" setting.  Looks like she’s using the “Tune In Tokyo” setting.

]]> By: Quiche de Resistance http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532462 Quiche de Resistance Fri, 14 Sep 2012 17:19:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532462 Cyborg. Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. Cyborg.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology.

]]> By: orangedesperado http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532453 orangedesperado Fri, 14 Sep 2012 17:04:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532453 You will find this device and many more in the book "Quack ! Tales of Medical Fraud from the Museum of Questionable Medical Devices ": http://www.amazon.com/Quack-Medical-Museum-Questionable-Devices/dp/1891661108/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1347641917&sr=1-1&keywords=quack+museum+of+questionable+medical+devices Many items to consider with the original ads and copy. Don't forget  the prostate warmer which worked with the heat of a light bulb and was helpful for stimulating the center of the "male brain".  People: they always have these ideas... You will find this device and many more in the book “Quack ! Tales of Medical Fraud from the Museum of Questionable Medical Devices “:

http://www.amazon.com/Quack-Medical-Museum-Questionable-Devices/dp/1891661108/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1347641917&sr=1-1&keywords=quack+museum+of+questionable+medical+devices

Many items to consider with the original ads and copy. Don’t forget  the prostate warmer which worked with the heat of a light bulb and was helpful for stimulating the center of the “male brain”. 

People: they always have these ideas…

]]> By: voiceinthedistance http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532451 voiceinthedistance Fri, 14 Sep 2012 17:03:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532451 You must have bought a knock off, then.  My Scrot-A-Buff makes the boys glisten like there's no tomorrow. You must have bought a knock off, then.  My Scrot-A-Buff makes the boys glisten like there’s no tomorrow.

]]> By: Preston Sturges http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532440 Preston Sturges Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:45:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532440 Family jewels? Family jewels?

]]> By: TheKaz1969 http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532421 TheKaz1969 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:17:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532421 Blue Footed Boobies, perhaps? Blue Footed Boobies, perhaps?

]]> By: Brainspore http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532419 Brainspore Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:16:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532419 Don't believe the hype. I bought a testicle polisher from the same company but it never made them sparkle like the ones in the promotional photos. Don’t believe the hype. I bought a testicle polisher from the same company but it never made them sparkle like the ones in the promotional photos.

]]> By: Paul Cooke http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532420 Paul Cooke Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:16:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532420 I take it you've never actually seen a water powered venturi suction pump then... the venturi device attaches to the tap and has a separate suction hose going off from it. Water flowing past the pipe orifice generates the suction as it pass through the pump on it's way to the sink... I take it you’ve never actually seen a water powered venturi suction pump then… the venturi device attaches to the tap and has a separate suction hose going off from it. Water flowing past the pipe orifice generates the suction as it pass through the pump on it’s way to the sink…

]]> By: Brainspore http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532417 Brainspore Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:13:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532417 Heck, my mind gets dirty just thinking about them. Heck, my mind gets dirty just thinking about them.

]]> By: NoOneSpecific http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532411 NoOneSpecific Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:06:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532411 Obligatory "You don't need a machine for that. I'd do it for free!" comment. You are welcome! Obligatory “You don’t need a machine for that. I’d do it for free!” comment.

You are welcome!

]]> By: ZikZak http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532412 ZikZak Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:06:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532412 You probably would too if you had a nursing tentacled robot. You probably would too if you had a nursing tentacled robot.

]]> By: Preston Sturges http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532407 Preston Sturges Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:02:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532407 In America, there was the "Mark Eden" exercise device bust enhancer, which seems to have been reborn as Suzanne Somer's ThighMaster. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Eden_bust_developer "............The Mark Eden bust developer was one of several body and exercise products marketed by Feather, who also sold various other slimming and body modification products such as "Slim-Jeans", an "Astro-Trimmer", a "Sauna Belt", and in the 1980s, the Cambridge Diet. Finally, in 1981, Feather was indicted on 11 counts of mail fraud, and the Mark Eden bust developer disappeared from the market. Feather was made to pay a $1.1 million fine. In America, there was the “Mark Eden” exercise device bust enhancer, which seems to have been reborn as Suzanne Somer’s ThighMaster.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Eden_bust_developer

“…………The Mark Eden bust developer was one of several body and exercise products marketed by Feather, who also sold various other slimming and body modification products such as “Slim-Jeans”, an “Astro-Trimmer”, a “Sauna Belt”, and in the 1980s, the Cambridge Diet. Finally, in 1981, Feather was indicted on 11 counts of mail fraud, and the Mark Eden bust developer disappeared from the market. Feather was made to pay a $1.1 million fine.

]]> By: jonw http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532406 jonw Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:01:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532406 It's a photoshop. I can see the pixels. It’s a photoshop. I can see the pixels.

]]> By: Preston Sturges http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532397 Preston Sturges Fri, 14 Sep 2012 15:56:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532397 Some of the traditional breast washing family businesses have transitioned to scrubbing crude oil off otters and sea birds. Some of the traditional breast washing family businesses have transitioned to scrubbing crude oil off otters and sea birds.

]]> By: Preston Sturges http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532395 Preston Sturges Fri, 14 Sep 2012 15:54:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532395 No wonder the Luddites were so angry No wonder the Luddites were so angry

]]> By: chris coreline http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532388 chris coreline Fri, 14 Sep 2012 15:49:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532388 whiskey tango foxtrot. whiskey tango foxtrot.

]]> By: DreamboatSkanky http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532385 DreamboatSkanky Fri, 14 Sep 2012 15:43:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532385 It's the tricky undersides. It’s the tricky undersides.

]]> By: salsaman http://boingboing.net/2012/09/14/a-machine-for-washing-breasts.html#comment-1532384 salsaman Fri, 14 Sep 2012 15:36:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=180986#comment-1532384 Alternate caption: "Enlarge your bosom-- safely, temporarily, discretely-- with ordinary tap water!" Alternate caption:
“Enlarge your bosom– safely, temporarily, discretely– with ordinary tap water!”

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