Homophobic theory of dinosauric extinction

Origin unknown: a brochure attributing the extinction of dinosaurs to their rampant homosexuality. Quite possibly a parody.

(Thanks, Fipi Lele!)

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foobar

Wouldn’t dinosaurs have cloaca, making sodomy pretty much impossible?
- http://imcravingpresidency.tumblr.com/ SedanChair
  
  cloaca, making sodomy… impossible
  
  Hey! That’s not the winning attitude that made us the #1 exporter of sodomy
- Chrs
  
  Hard to tell. Penises have evolved independently multiple times, and just in birds this has happened at least in waterfowl and rattites. It’s entirely possible that some lineages of dinosaurs may have had them.
  - Áine ní Dhonnchadha
    
    O god now i’m envisioning dinosaur cock
    - Little Mouse
      
      Nooo! Rule #34. Rule #34! I hope you’re proud of yourself! >:(
      - Anthrodiva
        
        Already old hat, mah dear. I09 published something on dino-porn awhile back.
        http://io9.com/5503924/women-and-monsters-the-weird-universe-of-kaiju-porn-nsfw
    - Naja pallida
      
      Just to add to your imagination… many modern reptiles, especially snakes, actually have two penises, or rather, hemipenes. They also have various shapes, some even with spines and hooks in order to anchor themselves in during copulation. :)
      - http://twitter.com/LeeroyBerlin Leeroy Berlin
        
        Modern reptiles are not descended from dinosaurs.
      - SummerFang
        
        Awesome penis!
      - http://mjfgates.myopenid.com/ mjfgates
        
        I can’t even imagine what sort of music would be appropriate for that kind of porn.
      - Quiche de Resistance
        
        Was Not Was, obviously.
  - Kyle
    
    Well it’s said that penises evolved in waterfowl so that sperm could be delivered deeper into the female and not wash off so easily, and most birds have cloacae so bird penises almost certainly evolved long after dinosaurs.
- chaopoiesis
  
  Irrelevant, as dinosaurs didn’t have sex… they reproduced via eggs.
  - sarahnocal
    
    Wut? Um….
  - Mutation_Engine
    
    Uh, i take it biology was not your strong suit in school.
    - chaopoiesis
      
      Girl dinosaurs are pink.
      - Just_Ok
        
        Not lesbian girl dinosaurs
      - soithascometothis
        
        @Just_Ok:disqus You’re right! They were plaid.
      - Ito Kagehisa
        
        I do believe that’s the hardest I ever LOLed on this site. Thank you, I am in awe.
  - http://www.nathanhornby.com/ Nathan Hornby
    
    Lol.
  - Snig
    
    Something comes first, before the eggs.
    - That_Anonymous_Coward
      
      The chickens?
      - http://halfbakedmaker.org Robert Baruch
        
        No, sex. The answer to “Which came first, the chicken or the egg?” is sex. Sex, sex, sex.
    - nixiebunny
      
      The dinosaurs.
  - vinculture
    
    wat
  - starfish and coffee
    
    Dinosaur breath smells like dinosaur food
  - Ipo
    
    Dinosaurs who were victims of “legitimate rape” rarely reproduced via eggs.
    Paleontologistst call this the “Akin’s Extinction Hypothesis”
  - http://twitter.com/NickDavies18 Nick Davies
    
    Oh dear, oh dear. Go and spend an hour watching chickens, then come back and report what you saw.
    - Antinous / Moderator
      
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss8LDBNcsWc
- mysterymoil
  
  Christ! What a bunch of cloacas!
  - Trefunk
    
    *cloacae
- Dornach Victory
  
  Never mind the impossibility of the Paleo-Reach-around.
  - Trefunk
    
    The tiny hands were for rusty trombone.
- Brendan Davis
  
  Yeah, if you have that kind of attitude about it.
- Antinous / Moderator
  
  Wouldn’t dinosaurs have cloaca, making sodomy pretty much impossible?
  
  Doesn’t it make everything but sodomy impossible?
- PKMousie
  
  Yes, unless you know the definition of sodomy.
  - Tess
    
    Which definition? There are lots.
- Jacqueline Ronson
  
  From Wikipedia on Cloaca:
  
  “Birds also reproduce with this organ; this is known as a cloacal kiss. Birds that mate using this method touch their cloacae together, in some species for only a few seconds, sufficient time for sperm to be transferred from the male to the female.”
  Maybe it’s not sodomy, but a guy-dinosaur-on-guy-dinosaur cloacal kiss sounds pretty gay to me.
CH

What????
dolo54

Seems legit.
http://twitter.com/kpkpkp Kevin Pierce

But but but… their (maybe gay) bones are only 6,000 years old!
- Nick Harvey
  
  Obviously Satan placed the sinful gay dinosaur fossils there to trick us. Given the demonic origin of the fake fossils, is it really any surprise that the non-existent creatures practiced rampant sodomy?
nixiebunny

This logic is even better than the witch/duck logic in Monty Python’s Holy Grail.
http://twitter.com/librtee Sasha@librtee

Amazing! I did not know that. You learn something new every day.
http://twitter.com/Epers Eddie Perkins

How insane have they become that we’re not even sure if a rant about gay satanic dinosaurs is a parody or not?
- http://ravenlunatick.wordpress.com/ ravenlunatick
  
  This.
- http://www.facebook.com/people/Robert-Drop/100000929402049 Robert Drop
  
  I’m pretty sure it’s a parody. I’m also pretty sure that someone will see it and actually think, “Huh, you know, that makes sense.”
  - That_Anonymous_Coward
    
    If only the image search engines indexed FB, then we could know for sure.
- OgilvyTheAstronomer
  
  That’s Poe’s Law for you…
- jandrese
  
  It is Poe’s Law in action.
  
  http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe%27s_Law
- Anon_Mahna
  
  I was waiting to see a link to an Onion article…
- Nick Harvey
  
  I gave up trying to figure out whether things like this were parodies after the “set theory is against god” thing.
- http://twitter.com/Epers Eddie Perkins
  
  Wow! That’s a lot of likes. If I had a dollar for every like I’d…still be getting evicted.
- Tchoutoye
  
  The difference between fundamentalist thought and its parody is so small because fundamentalism is already a form of parody: self parody. Satirizing it doesn’t really add much to it.
Navin_Johnson

Jurassic Pork.
- chaopoiesis
  
  Dinosaur smiles… so ambiguous.
timquinn

“Quite possibly a parody.”
Considering the dinosaur porn going on there, there is not really much doubt. I would love to make fun of this, but I already did my chump time for the day.
- http://twitter.com/kpkpkp Kevin Pierce
  
  Neither lizard has a “really nice handbag”. Can we get a photoshopper to tart this image up a bit?
  - PKMousie
    
    Ask and ye shall receive!
    
    That’s a Hermes scarf, BTW.
    - http://twitter.com/kpkpkp Kevin Pierce
      
      You have made my day! I’m LOL’ing in a hotel room – the maid just hustled out – probably thinks I lost my mind. (Alas, I can only click the Like button once) A+++++ for you!
- jimmy0404
  
  So then this is just trolling for Christian-haters.
  - Origami_Isopod
    
    Wah.
  - wysinwyg
    
    Creo haters. Majority of Christians are not anti-science reactionaries, and this wouldn’t seem to be targeted at those folks (e.g. the majority of Christians).
http://2012diaries.blogspot.com/ tristan eldritch

In the biggest gay bar in my town, the room where the more mature gentleman hang out is nick-named Jurassic Park. So maybe there’s some connection somewhere.
- kstop
  
  At this stage I’d imagine the whole George is Jurassic Park.
  - http://2012diaries.blogspot.com/ tristan eldritch
    
    Ha, it’s a small world on the interwebs!
theclam

Dinosaurs aren’t real. Those bones are just God testing your faith.
- ldobe
  
  Either that, or the scary goat guy put them there in order to lead “good Christians into a life of sodomy and violence”
  - Finnagain
    
    Or god tricked the goat guy to put the bones down there to test us. He’s tricky that way, and if you get the answer wrong, off to hell with you.
- Ean Moody
  
  I think you meant “Those boners are just god testing your faith.”
  
  Fixed that for you.
Jean Baptiste

T-Rex Favor Buttsecks!!!

Mainly because T-Rex hand-jobs can be rather difficult. And T-Rex blow-jobs? (shudder)
- Just_Ok
  
  They couldn’t clasp their hands in prayer either.
Marc45

So that’s what those tiny forehands were for!
http://chipuni.livejournal.com/ Chip Unicorn

Luckily, Raptor Jesus was around to save dinosaurs.
- That_Anonymous_Coward
  
  He went extinct for your sins!
- Felton / Moderator
  
  All this time I thought they were waiting for the rapture.
  - Áine ní Dhonnchadha
    
    Owtch.
  - Rich Keller
    
    …the velocirapture.
    - http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Agenbroad/100002463876063 James Agenbroad
      
      Isn’t that a subgenius thing? If not, it SHOULD be.
voiceinthedistance

Proof that you can “Prey Away The Gay.”
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2RZO7QCS3VK3EVKJEAU4KC6NFY Hugh G

I fully realize that this is a joke, but it’s worth mentioning that the link between the serpent and satanism is very cleverly explained by David Talbott’s Saturnian Hypothesis. The key missing detail for most people is that electricity over gas, i.e. plasma, has serpentine qualities insofar as it exhibits a filamentary morphology.

Radio astronomer Gerrit Verschuur has published numerous papers in IEEE and the Astrophysical Journal explaining that the term “cloud” is a misnomer when it’s used to describe the interstellar medium. In fact, all-sky radio surveys at the 21-cm wavelength (the same wavelength used by SETI, actually) reveal that the interstellar “clouds” are actually oftentimes quite spaghetti-like. In some regions, Verschuur claims that these filaments can even be observed to exhibit critical ionization velocities — an observation which was made decades ago, but which mainstream scientists have been slow to recognize and accept. CIV’s are what one gets when charged particles are slammed into neutral gases at extraordinarily high velocities: The neutral gas becomes ionized and very specific redshifts appear, based upon the elemental makeup of the neutral gas. These redshifts are to this day interpreted by mainstream astrophysicists as velocities, but in certain cases, they are observed to be far too fast to be believable (as in the anomalous “high-velocity clouds”). If Verschuur is right that CIV’s can be observed to be associated with the interstellar filaments, then this is suggestive that these interstellar filaments are in fact transmitting electrical currents, similar to a novelty plasma globe. Laboratory plasma physicists can replicate these CIV redshifts within the laboratory.David Talbott’s hypothesis is that there were human historical periods of time when the space surrounding the Earth was much more electrical than we observe it to be today, and that the anthropomorphization of these electrical structures were the basis for all of the mythological stories which the Pagans based their entire culture upon. As the electrical discharges dissipated, the stories lost their value to the cultures of the world, and belief across the world morphed from mythology into religion.

It’s quite ironic that science is oftentimes viewed as an antidote of sorts to mythology. If Talbott is right, science may actually be useful for explaining mythology. Although it’s not a common thing to do these days, those who have spent time learning about the mythological archetypes might want to get themselves up to speed on the behavior of laboratory plasmas by watching the numerous videos on the Thunderbolts YouTube channel. This stuff matters tremendously, for although few seem to realize it, 99.999% of what we see with our telescopes is matter in the plasma state. In the laboratory, plasmas are extremely conductive and they can form surprisingly complex circuits from nothing but the ions and electrons which they are composed of.

Our sky today is taken for granted as this perfectly stable entity, and we like to look down upon the prior cultures of the world who envisioned that it was populated by all sorts of angry monsters and gods. But, there are hints floating around that Nature will ultimately have the last laugh.
- http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Waddell/1749420734 Daniel Waddell
  
  that had waaaay to many big words for me to be bothered reading all of but im sure you make a great point whatever it may be ;)
- Cormacolinde
  
  Sorry, but Talbott is a crank, and his hypotheses have been widely and easily demonstrated to be inconsistent with most of known science.
  
  Finding links between myth and reality is all good up to a point, where you have to agree that it’s made-up stuff. Really.
  
  Today, fabulists and people with lots of imagination write novels and make movies. Back then, they invented myths.
  - Boundegar
    
    Yea, crank stuff. I was waiting for the payoff to involve “spaghetti-like” gods…
    - That_Anonymous_Coward
      
      That depends on where you end up touched by his noodley apendage
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000444450214 Genre Slur
  
  Wow, thank you for the unexpected rant. That made my day, seriously.
- http://thisisonlya.blogspot.com robcat2075
  
  Techno-babble is the new Scripture.
- http://halfbakedmaker.org Robert Baruch
  
  At last! This is completely apropos!
  - ocker3
    
    Now That’s the long game!
- James Ph. Kotsybar
  
  DARK ENERGY ILLUSION
  
  — James Ph. Kotsybar
  
  If you travel at near the speed of light,
  the Universe before you seems to shrink,
  but as you slow down, then what you see might
  appear to expand, so that’s what you’d think.
  
  And if this actually is the case –
  that what we see is truly expanding –
  as we view its rate from sluggish Earth base,
  it appears much faster notwithstanding.
  
  We judge this to be acceleration,
  as relative to our much-decreased speed
  as well as our Earth’s own gravitation.
  Such equivalency one must concede.
  
  The farther we focus into the rift,
  
  the more the light seems to stretch and red shift.
- CH
  
  “belief across the world morphed from mythology into religion”
  Hmm… and what is the difference between mythology and religion? Well, other than that we rather see us believing in “religion” than in “mythology”. And who were the Pagans in “these electrical structures were the basis for all of the mythological stories which the Pagans based their entire culture upon”?
  
  Religions/mythologies have popped up all around the world at different times and places. It’s not like they all harken back to some specific time in history when whatever space fillaments could have been seen. Or are you seriously suggesting that if the “space fillaments” thingy wouldn’t have been seen (which I seriously boubt it was) there would be no religions/mythologies today? If that was true, then we wouldn’t have religions today, they would have died out all by themselves.
- Wreckrob8
  
  Undoubtedly there is some sort of evolutionary process going on. But that’s not it. We’d all lose the will to live if we had to make sense of stuff like that all the time. I gave up half-way through.
- lostinutah
  
  Yes, and many stereotypes have at least some basis in fact, also. We humans have difficulty with randomness, and rather need to have a cause for every effect.
  
  If we can’t discover (or are uncomfortable with) a cause, the next logical step is to make one up. Hence, Rip Van Winkle’s discovery that the cause of thunder was whitebeards bowling nine-pins… or Satan burying bone-shaped rocks in the earth to fool us into thinking there were ever such things as dinosaurs.
  
  Washington Irving was joking; modern Fundamentalists, not so much.
kairos

Consumed by their love for Satan, armies of gay-dinosaur-riding serial killer homosexuals clashed by night in titanic rape-battles under the glaring red eye of the approaching comet…
- JohnnyQuest
  
  I would watch the hell out of this movie.
  - euansmith
    
    A Michael Bay/Mel Gibson co-production.
    - Antinous / Moderator
      
      Shouldn’t Steven Spielberg be in there, too?
      - euansmith
        
        Bombastic bigotry? I think that Bay and Gibson together will have it covered :)
That_Anonymous_Coward

Well the image shows up in 1 place without the text according to TinEye…
http://www.323f.net.ru/Show/private/005249.html

There was a joke I was going to make but I don’t want Antinous to ban me forever.
http://excelsior-station.wikidot.com Sarge Misfit

*falls out of his chair laughing at the stupidity*
ROSSINDETROIT

Begs the question: why did God make gay dinosaurs?
- http://www.nathanhornby.com/ Nathan Hornby
  
  Curiosity?
- Boundegar
  
  Lifestyle choice! They were indoctrinated by other gay dinos! Also, Satan.
http://codeflow.org/ Florian Bösch

Wait, Aliens are serpents, therefore aliens are gay, but they have a queen, which reproduces, but it needs facehuggers to make a gay alien, which will become the queen when no other queen is around, so they’re bisexual, but if a queen is alone and has no partner, how does it make eggs with facehuggers? Because Ripley, therefore aliens are inferior to man, which they kill to eat and reproduce, in great numbers. It makes all sense, see?
- http://twitter.com/LeeroyBerlin Leeroy Berlin
  
  How high were you when you watched that movie?
  
  Clearly the relevant metaphor was eusocial insects (ants, bees, termites, etc.) A nearly all female species living in hives with only one reproductive member. They were not at any point similar to serpents in their behavior or morphology.
  - soithascometothis
    
    Prometheus denier! Satan used accelerated evolution to get from serpents to giants squids and xenomorphs!!! These are clearly speculative documentaries that the shadow government doesn’t want to be taken seriously.
    - http://codeflow.org/ Florian Bösch
      
      Heresy! On the stake on the stake! In the lake! In the lake! In the birthing chamber, in the birthing chamber! Queen wills it.
  - http://codeflow.org/ Florian Bösch
    
    In AvP the aliens are referred to by the predators as “serpents” both in current conversation (firsthand source) as well as in ancient writing on the walls of the pyramid. Clearly some stoneage hunter/gatherer spacefaring civilization with a weird codex of behavior and being fiercly superstituous has a better idea than your nilly-willy ideas of biology. Grrkkkkklklklklklklkttk
recoiled

So did dinosaurs not go extinct? Did they just evolve into stereotyped Homosexuals? I mean, we are seeing some evidence that dinosaurs were bright feathery beasts, and that is fabulous.
- That_Anonymous_Coward
  
  Colorful outfits, pageantry…
  Yep they became the Catholic Church.
soylent_plaid

Damn you, Poe’s Law!
semiotix

It would explain those prissy little arms and limp wrists on the T-Rex.
Antinous / Moderator

I can think of no better way to get children interested in exploring the joys of same-sex love than by associating it which a perennially beloved topic like dinosaurs. Thanks for help with the junior recruiting drive, Unknown Propagandist.
- RJ
  
  It makes alligator skin shoes seem a lot more hateful, doesn’t it?
EvilSpirit

Dinosaurs were not a species, but a clade of the class Reptilia. Therefore your argument is invalid.
- soithascometothis
  
  oh yeah? well…
http://www.nathanhornby.com/ Nathan Hornby

I particularly like the correlation drawn between homosexuals and violence.

I wonder if the nutjobs that write this stuff have ever actually met a homosexual?
- CH
  
  I’m sure there were others in the closet where he is hiding. (Hmm… why do I assume it’s a “he”?… But it always seems to be a he.)
  - http://www.nathanhornby.com/ Nathan Hornby
    
    It does doesn’t it… must be a coincidence.
http://grumer.org/ Avram Grumer

I want to just hand this sentence fragment to a bunch of authors: “Fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy, dinosaurs…” …and have them write books expanding on it.
- http://www.facebook.com/people/Stephenson-Billings/100001366922231 Stephenson Billings
  
  From the original: “The most convincing new thesis about dinosaur extinction is also the most basic. The dinosaurs, fueled by Satanic influence, became cruel and a cruel species has no place on God’s green earth. Unleashed from moral virtue, the dinosaurs felt no shame in pursuing utter havoc. They were violent and sadistic. They knew not love, nor compassion. These animals were not caring mothers or protective fathers. Instead they were ravishers, destroying everything in their path. The only way they propelled themselves from one generation to the next was through rape. And once rape became a defining characteristic of their lives, sodomy came next and eventually homosexuality, for the dinosaur was thrilled by the idea of sex in and of itself. It was not procreative or ethical, it was just cruel. Such a lifestyle is a ticking time bomb. Could that be God’s lesson here? It’s not hard to see a parallel in this parable with a certain flamboyantly sadistic subculture of today that is all too thrilled by hardcore male sexuality…”
  - http://www.dailybleach.com/ Bryan Blake
    
    http://dailybleach.com/why-are-liberals-stealing-our-childrens-dinosaur-lemonade/
- http://www.facebook.com/marko.raos Marko Raos
  
  I’d buy that for a dollar!
- digi_owl
  
  Drop the dinosaur bit and things get “interesting”.
RJ

If a dinosaur’s asshole occupies that much of your mental real estate, then I’m not so sure it really matters what conclusions you come to. You’re crazy, either way.
- http://profiles.google.com/substancemcgravitas Substance McGravitas
  
  Now I feel crazy for laughing.
- CH
  
  Or perhaps they are just dino lovers in denial, who want to hide behind dinophobia. I’m sure they will be one day caught in action at an ostrich farm.
Naja pallida

Obviously, all the good dinosaurs were raptured away, and all the unbelievers were left to their destruction.
wazmo

Naah. Gary Larson really nailed it when ti came to the reason why dinosoaur’s are extinct. Google points the way.
- Ipo
  
  Since I looked it up…
Nikodemos

This is false, God’s grace is irresistible. If God elected to save gay dinosaurs through the trans-temporal effects of Christ’s death & resurrection, that’s His sovereign choice. Please don’t be misled, as all sin & fall short of God’s glory, some gay dinosaurs are with Jesus!
http://glitch.tl/ Michael Smith

If the dinosaurs were all gay, where did the little dinosaurs come from?
- http://twitter.com/gerhardmulder Gerhard Mulder
  
  Bi-nosuars, of course. (Yes, yes, worst pun ever.)
- That_Anonymous_Coward
  
  When a mommy and and daddy dino love each other, and only after they are married in a state sponsored constitutionally protected ceremony….
  - http://glitch.tl/ Michael Smith
    
    Then a stork delivers a fully developed baby tyrannosaur, right?
    - That_Anonymous_Coward
      
      Paleocabbage patch
http://twitter.com/MrAaronSwainEsq Aaron Swain

That is fucking hilarious. I like how the bullet points are presented as if they are logical arguments instead of a geyser of pointless crazy shit.
$19428857

Violence and sodomy? If some paleontologist finds a fossilized rum cask from the Jurassic we’ll finally have proof that the dinosaurs were British sailors.
Enrique de la Huelga

See the original here.
Allow me to opine that this is the Best Dinosaur Mount Ever.

http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/dinosaur/2012/02/the-anatomy-of-dinosaur-sex/
- ocker3
  
  It somewhat confuses me as to why that posture should imply teh buttsex, as a T Rex couldn’t very well employ the missionary position!
- http://twitter.com/fossilfuels Funk Daddy
  
  That’s a hellofa read.
- CH
  
  Ooh, thanks for the article link! It was incredibly interesting!!!
  
  Oh, and now I got the “female body has ways of preventing pregnancy” in rape… it was about ducks! Duh! (was a link in that article) http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/loom/2009/12/22/kinkiness-beyond-kinky/
Marky

“Kids in the Hall” on these prehistoric pests.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LtmAfOXWDo
- Val Lindsay
  
  Should have been no doubt in my mind Buddy Cole addressed this YEARS ago…
http://www.facebook.com/elliottback Elliott C. Bäck

Error Level Analysis indicates that, at a minimum, all the text is a shop! Drag it onto
http://29a.ch/sandbox/2012/imageerrorlevelanalysis/ for example. Not sure about the Dinos, but they look like something out of an Abecabook Christian Textbook….
http://newnumber6.livejournal.com Peter

I have a theory that Stegosauruses went extinct because all their favorite positions lead to stomach ruptures.
unit_1421

Dinosaurs, FUCKING A SPACE SHIP!

BTW: Souffle Girl downloaded herself into the sonic screwdriver before the Daleks destroyed the Asylum.
- Lexicat
  
  Almost: dragons fucking cars: http://dragonshavingsexwithcars.tumblr.com/
  - ocker3
    
    Do Not Click That Link, if you value your sanity (made that mistake years ago)!
    
    Of couse, if I’ve already gone insane, how can you trust me??
- smut clyde
  
  That was a request, right?
  http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1375/1005006673_ed4c18bb13_z.jpg?zz=1
Heckler

Wraparound fail.
nancysid

Damn I’m confused. Are dinosaurs all four-legged, or are the ones like T rex equipped with two arms/too legs? This is pertainant, because we all know big feet = big equipment. And if that’s true, T rex is either Johnny Wadd or Rush Limbaugh.
http://twitter.com/milesblt miles beltran

who is the idiot that made this illustration..gay people are the most creative and talented..NOT violent at all..morons
- paulio
  
  Psh. Gay people are people, and people’s talent and attributes vary.
  Also, the illustration is a joke. Don’t get caught up in emotional thought, take it easy and enjoy your consciousness. And let everyone do likewise.
http://twitter.com/milesblt miles beltran

that is like saying Elton John is violent and crazy..Elton is talented and nice..and gay
- euansmith
  
  Just tell that to all those defenceless flowers he has murdered and displayed around his mansion! The man is a Herbicide! One of Histories Greatest Monsters!
http://www.dailybleach.com/ Bryan Blake

Actually that is from this article:
http://dailybleach.com/why-are-liberals-stealing-our-childrens-dinosaur-lemonade/
- Jonathan Roberts
  
  That’s quite a clever site. Another picture in that article basically just changed the main writing; everything else is lifted from Ken Ham’s book ‘Dinosaurs in Eden’.
  - Jonathan Roberts
    
    Just in case you’re wondering how batshit crazy Ken Ham / Answers in Genesis can get, this is one of the images from the Amazon page for the book. The back cover euphemistically calls the artwork ‘stunning’ – I’d have to agree.
    - http://www.gyrofrog.com/ Gyrofrog
      
      It’s like the revised Mos Eisley scenes
- Anon_Mahna
  
  I think I just had an aneurism trying to figure out if that’s a legit site or something like the Onion.
  - Jonathan Roberts
    
    The fact that the writer replies to comments in character makes it better, in my opinion. Apparently they even had a columnist once who was an actual conservative and didn’t pick up on the joke.
Sundar Narayanan

we saw some pretty amazing dino facts at Cabazon..

http://sundar72.blogspot.com/2011/05/cabazon-dinosaurs-photoblog.html

:)
- Anon_Mahna
  
  ugh. thank you for reminding me that nut jobs have taken over one of my fondest childhood haunts..
HOTDAMN

Oh man,

If anybody with some photoshop skills would like to grace this earth with that image but without the text I would be eternally grateful.
- That_Anonymous_Coward
  
  Try running it through TinEye or Google for dinos gay then images then similar and boom your there…
- retepslluerb
  
  Just google for dinosaur sex.
  
  http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-W4ZPyiWI2g8/TesKYqOZWLI/AAAAAAAAAqQ/Jm9JOt1s-iE/s1600/tyrannosaurus.jpg
  - That_Anonymous_Coward
    
    How will they learn if you do it for them?
http://twitter.com/chrisjimson chris jimson

Another problem with this theory : God created the dinosaurs. Now, unless animals have souls, and therefore free will, they cannot make conscious choices, like “refusing to submit to God’s grace” for example. If they were gay, then God made them gay.
- Anon_Mahna
  
  Zealots, bigots, and upper management have no need of logic or reason…
flappy

Not In My Boneyard! What can we do to put and end to dinosaurs, once and for all?
- http://mjfgates.myopenid.com/ mjfgates
  
  What’s that? You’re putting your end to a dinosaur? SODOMY!…
SummerFang

Bi-rannosaurus Rex
Kujiranoai

God clearly created dinosaurs in order to teach man that homosexuality is wrong.

Thank you God for creating Tyranosaurus Rex to save us from the sodomites!
Yacko

Clearly scientists have not discovered the genus Anussaurus yet.
http://twitter.com/TylerGriffiths4 Tyler Griffiths

“Dinosauric” is my new favourite word ;-}
Michael McWilliams

Sooooooo …. just how did these gay dinos practice satanism? There must have been a Flinstones episode dealing with this sordid issue (in the polite context of 60′s TV of course.)
http://darcyfitzpatrick.tumblr.com/ Darcy Fitzpatrick

“… dinosaurs had little chance to survive as a species.”

Yeah, at 165 million years, I guess it’s safe to say they sucked the wang at survival.
pebird

RAWR!
http://thoppp.com/ THOPPP

Hey! Hey! Hey! This kind of talk is going to give some credence
“Creationism”
Wingnut

Why is knowledge of gay dinosaurs shocking news now?
Barney has admitted he’s a “megasorass”.
sean

Could be true. They do have a picture.