By Cory Doctorow at 11:18 am Mon, Sep 17, 2012
Etsy seller ifindustries has already sold out of this light-up arcade game coin-slot belt buckle, which is good, because otherwise I might have accidentally bought it and worn it for the rest of my life.
Ohshit. They're made to order.
Recycled Video Arcade Twenty-Five Cent Coin-Drop Belt Buckle... that lights up
The joystick jokes practically write themselves!
How about chastity belts?
This is super duper awesome on a stick, but should really come with a sell by date. This could go super-mega-rama-con bad on an aging hipster.
There are sooooo many dirty jokes I could make here, but won’t.
Hey, c’mon in, the cesspool’s warm.
Push to reject. That’s right baby, reject me. Reject me MORE!
….because other people’ll make them for me.
That’s the nerdiest hooker accessory I’ve ever seen.
This explains a lot about my misspent arcade-playing youth.
Well well! Insert COIN sailor!
Mail (will not be published) (required)
fashion. etsy Games gift guide happy mutants makers
Submit a tip
The rules you agree to by using this website.
Who will be eaten first?
Jason Weisberger, Publisher
Ken Snider, Sysadmin