By Mark Frauenfelder at 10:51 am Tue, Sep 18, 2012
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His eloquence is slightly undermined by eating the remaining shit.
Turns out this is also how young elephants inoculate themselves with intestinal microbes from their mothers. Fun fact.
Because FUCK YOU. That’s why.
How do you piss off an elephant?
That’s a different video.
I wonder if the title, “Elephant expresses disapproval of man” should have the word “man” capitalized, to represent all men.
It’s what’s called an upgrade, in Redmond WA.
So, not just monkeys….
picked a guy wearing white so it would show up.
You misspelled ‘welp.’
if *that* wasn’t dirty enough for you, check out what YouTube recommends next (bottom right)
Disapproving elephant is disapproving.
Probably taunted the elephant some 40 years ago…
I heard they never forget.
Neither disapproval nor affection. Just ‘why the fuck not? I’m an elephant.’
think he got a refund ?
“Never work with children or animals.”
I like how he first tried to get over the moat so he could rub it directly in his face, but then resorted to an admirably accurate throw.
I noticed that too, as if the elephant wanted to go over to the man. I shudder to think what a more direct response would have been like.
I’m most impressed by the animal’s perfect aim.
Holy cow! Some Elephant Doody!
That’s an elephant that knows how to make his own fun.
“Take THAT, you parasitic Obama-voting member of the 47% !!!”
“If he was trying German irregular verbs on the poor beast,” said Clovis, “he deserved all he got.”
Ouch. A more direct headline then: “Elephant Thinks German Is Sh*t”.
Or the elephant knew Germans better than we think.
I had a horse sneeze on me once. While it wasn’t this intense, I did get a nice layer of slime on me. Ah, memories…
But did that dirty bomb contain fissile material?
No, fecile material.
Christ, what an asshole!
I was once at a zoo in Adelaide, Australia. There were some tourists watching and calling out to a lioness in a cage (“ooooh look at the lion” etc). They were quite loud and grating. The lioness continued her stroll, turned away from the loud gawkers and shot a stream of pee at least 15 feet through the bar and hit the loudest of the visitors in the chest. It was very well played.
The last time I went to a zoo I confirmed the hypothesis that speaking the name “Blucher” has no observable effect on zebras.
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