Elephant expresses disapproval of man at Berlin zoo (video)


34 Responses to “Elephant expresses disapproval of man at Berlin zoo (video)”

  1. DeargDoom says:

    His eloquence is slightly undermined by eating the remaining shit.

  2. esquire says:

    Because FUCK YOU.  That’s why.

  3. eagleapex says:

    How do you piss off an elephant?

  4. chris jimson says:

    I wonder if the title, “Elephant expresses disapproval of man”  should have the word “man” capitalized, to represent all men. 

  5. Bink Binkerson says:

    It’s what’s called an upgrade, in Redmond WA.

  6. So, not just monkeys….

  7. MonkeyBoy says:

    picked a guy wearing white so it would show up.

  8. SummerFang says:

    Well, shit!

  9. noah django says:

    if *that* wasn’t dirty enough for you, check out what YouTube recommends next (bottom right)

  10. BillStewart2012 says:

    Disapproving elephant is disapproving.

  11. retepslluerb says:

    Probably taunted the elephant some 40 years ago…

  12. Wreckrob8 says:

    Neither disapproval nor affection. Just ‘why the fuck not? I’m an elephant.’

  13. Frank Xavior says:

    think he got a refund ?

  14. SoItBegins says:

    “Never work with children or animals.”

  15. darrrrrrn says:

    I like how he first tried to get over the moat so he could rub it directly in his face, but then resorted to an admirably accurate throw.

    • John Maple says:

      I noticed that too, as if the elephant wanted to go over to the man.  I shudder to think what a more direct response would have been like.

  16. raleighstclair says:

    I’m most impressed by the animal’s perfect aim.

  17. kiptw says:

    Holy cow! Some Elephant Doody!

    Wait, what?

  18. Bender says:

    That’s an elephant that knows how to make his own fun.

  19. snagglepuss says:

    “Take THAT, you parasitic Obama-voting member of the 47% !!!”

  20. Chris Ardley says:

    “If he was trying German irregular verbs on the poor beast,” said Clovis, “he deserved all he got.”

  21. Nicky G says:

    I had a horse sneeze on me once. While it wasn’t this intense, I did get a nice layer of slime on me. Ah, memories…

  22. CH says:

    But did that dirty bomb contain fissile material?

  23. Frank Diekman says:

     Christ, what an asshole!

  24. mookontheboing says:

    I was once at a zoo in Adelaide, Australia. There were some tourists watching and calling out to a lioness in a cage (“ooooh look at the lion” etc). They were quite loud and grating. The lioness continued her stroll, turned away from the loud gawkers and shot a stream of pee at least 15 feet through the bar and hit the loudest of the visitors in the chest. It was very well played.

  25. The last time I went to a zoo I confirmed the hypothesis that speaking the name “Blucher” has no observable effect on zebras.

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