Cory Doctorow at 7:08 pm Tue, Sep 18, 2012
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Mixing Mentos and Coke is a thing -- well-parameterized and understood. But what if you tape a condom over the bottle-mouth before you make the fateful introduction? Sheer hilarity!
Durex + Cola + Mentosy
Subtitles please! I felt like I understood the general idea of what is happening here, but have the nagging feeling I don’t totally understand the context.
I never want to know what he said. The mystery only makes it more fascinating.
Yeah, it’s like ‘Hitler Finds Out’ doesn’t work if you speak German.
Basically he’s first talking about the world famous Durex condoms, and how many mentos he’s going to stick in. Later, he starts to describe what they’re doing. And at last, “the world record” shouts and all is rejoice.
Just imagine that he’s saying “behold! behold” over and over, that’s pretty much the gist of it
“blablablbalbalbalbalabla i’m gonna drop those 7 mentos into this coca-cola bottle blablbalbalbalba AARRAGGRAGHG”
Something something NOW THATSA SPICY MEATBALL!
There, fixed that for you.
Mentos + Coke + Condom + Bow Chicka Wow Wow
I always knew people were lying when they said “it broke.”
And just how many Mentos were involved in your… incident?
Is that what they call Quaaludes these days?
Inflating a balloon and using it as a saw are two different types of strain.
Friction, He’s 21 now.
The narration is the funniest part!
I love the hand job he gives it to finish it off.
Yeah, he’s definitely squeezing out every last drop at the end.
Times sure are tough for Roberto Benigni.
I think that was Berlusconi. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
This gentlemen doesnt appear to be American.
That’s a reservoir tip!
Man, I saw a video the other day….oh, never mind.
No xtube links kths
Haven’t you ever seen a porn film or a photograph and tried to figure out if there was a clinical diagnosis that might explain it?
Haven’t I? That’s how I’ve been justifying all the “research” I’ve been doing.
↓ PS Coward: xtube? Really? After watching proper porn, xtube just looks like this to me
And how much gay porn have you been watching? Inquiring cowards want to know.
@That_Anonymous_Coward:disqus : As a straight guy I can’t say that I’ve seen a great deal of gay porn (well.. if you include lesbians that’s a lie) but its mere existence or links to it don’t bother me like it seems to bother many straight people. To me it’s more like a nature documentary than anything else – a really, really uninformative nature documentary.
That being said, we are talking about Anti here and well… I’m pretty confident he’s got a few gems that would burn cannot-unsee into our retinas :)
I just default to misuse of a suntea jar and move on…
Is that a Xubuntu program thing?
Way to chub it up!
I have heard of these flavored condoms, but I did not know they also exploded.
Anything is more fun and exciting with hyperactive Mediterranean commentary (?)
And boom goes the dynamite.
This is no doubt a silly question, but what happens when people eat mentos and drink Coke?
It expels the watermelon seeds that have sprouted in their stomachs.
The stomach acid ruins the reaction
Funny you should ask: http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_mentos_and_coke.htm
I wonder what would happen if one placed the mentos into the condom, twisted the condom to isolate them, then somehow managed to fill and overinflate the condom with the soda, seal the condom, then untwist the separation between the candy and the soda…
You…you just keep on wondering that, you crazy diamond.
Instead of a condom, use a blow-up doll and I bet that stunt finds its way into a heist movie.
Can you use diet coke? Can’t believe I really want to know that, but it would be so much less sticky.
An ambulance would have to be called.
From what I recall when the Coke/Mentos craze first hit, Diet Coke seems to have a better chemical reaction.
Imagine what would have happened if he’d used Diet Coke, like you’re supposed to.
If you slowly add Diet Coke to instant coffee, you get a semi-stable foam that lasts upwards of half-an-hour. I accidentally discovered this myself (don’t ask), but I’ve no idea how it works.
…Which to us old-timers reminds me of the phosphate scum that you used to get on waterways before they banned it’s use in laundry detergerents.
Only guys who never get to use condoms in their traditional way could come up with stuff like this.
Yes, they are so awesome that usually at this point they have found out a stable partner.
Please Mr Tchoutoye, can you tell me please how to get the woman into the bed?
To start, have two woman in the bed. Then wait. Eventually, one get out. Voila, the woman is in the bed!
I died laughing!
I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
A tragic waste of all three. Mentos are for eating! Coke is for drinking! Condoms are for shtupping!
Now campers, when he tells you its to small, remember… he is lying and isn’t worth your time.
Always practice safe soft drinks.
You know you are severely dehydrated when the contents of the condom resemble Mentos (R). Ummm, does this guy make his living as a carnival barker?
I take this as more evidence against the “all humor is moral transgressions” thesis.
This is a great day for Science!
Here is the original, higher quality, not stolen! Change the stories link!
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