I was watching this fantastic intro to one of my favorite tv shows of all time, Land of the Lost, when I saw this 1991 remake linked in the related content. This seems like a How-Not-To guide for remakes.
The new lyrics have the same simple honesty of "Marshall, Will and Holly, on a routine expedtion..." but lack the magic.
This world is strange and new
see the triple moons,
but don't you turn your back or
you'll become a snack
Cuz some Tyrannosaurus
could be hungry for us