Your friendly neighborhood boring machine


10 Responses to “Your friendly neighborhood boring machine”

  1. GoatLordMessiah says:

    Based on the headline, I was expecting something else.

  2. Harrison Clement says:


  3. beemoh says:

    Boring machines used, of course, to mine Tedium- the dullest substance known to man.

  4. Jenz Seeger says:

    Wondering why these humungous machines always have feminine names, Ada & Phyllis in London; in my hometown T.R.U.D.E & V.E.R.A (some boring acronyms – don’t ask!).

    Shoggoth I + II would have been my choice… *evil grin*

    “It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us…”
    H.P. Lovecraft

  5. Robert Cruickshank says:

    Shouldn’t this be here?

  6. Brainspore says:

    “This boring bit keeps getting duller and duller!”

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