Zombie lawn-gnomes feast on a pink flamingo

Chris and Jane's Place on Etsy will sell you this delightful tableau for your front yard, in which zombie gnomes are depicted feasting on a felled and mutilated pink flamingo. $55 cheap.

This is a sorry sight indeed. A poor helpless Lawn Flamingo has been taken down by zombie gnomes: Nose-less Ned, Greedy Gary, and Bartolomeu.It seems like an unlikely kill until Bartolomeu broke the elegant beasts leg and brought it crashing to the ground. Where they pounced upon their helpless victim and began their feast. So we say "Bye Bye Birdie, I'm going to miss you so, Bye Bye Birdie, Why'd you have to go?"
All of these Gnomes are hand painted and hand casted. We make our gnomes out of a very sturdy mix of hydrostone and cement, and use all purpose outdoor weather sealer to protect your paint. We have been getting so many orders so please give us 7-8 weeks for us to mail them out to you.

Zombie Gnomes: Bye Bye Birdie (Thanks, Fipi Lele!)

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joeskunk

Cool to see this one again. I thought I saw it here the first time too vOv
dmc10

That is freakin’ AWESOME !!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/stefan_e_jones/ Stefan Jones

Things like this are why I’m planning on buying a townhouse or condo. Because if I bought a house with a yard, it would be full of lawn art like this, and the homeowners’ association would go meshugenna.
- welcomeabored
  
  Meshugenna is SOP for honey badgers. They don’t give a shit.
Donald Petersen

Well, really, it was only a matter of time. I fear I may have to invest in one or two of these. Holiday shoppin’ season, don’tchaknow.
ryuthrowsstuff

My father has one of these. Its a bit disappointingly small, until you realize its scaled to the size of a plastic flamingo and not a standard garden gnome.
sweetcraspy

The brains are in the other end. :)
http://twitter.com/ErnestValdemar Ernest Valdemar

Lawn Flamingo is probably my favorite bodybuilder-turned-actor. Loved him in The Hulk.
http://twitter.com/chriscoreline chris coreline

this is adorable
why is this adorable :/