Comments on: Worst fight scene ever? More like BEST fight scene ever. (video) http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Sat, 25 May 2013 10:55:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Joe Littrell http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1546220 Joe Littrell Tue, 02 Oct 2012 02:47:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1546220 Citizens demand "Yakety Sax"! Citizens demand “Yakety Sax”!

]]> By: TSL http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1544882 TSL Sat, 29 Sep 2012 21:33:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1544882 This is the funniest bad movie ever! It took me quite a while of searching and research, but I found this, which is *way* higher quality than the YouTube VHS rip. This is a DVBRip (Digital Video Broadcast Rip) from Turkish television. You can download the entire movie as three .RAR files that you need to reassemble into an .AVI file. No registration is required, just a captcha. http://www.filecrop.com/79585484/ This is the funniest bad movie ever!
It took me quite a while of searching and research, but I found this, which is *way* higher quality than the YouTube VHS rip. This is a DVBRip (Digital Video Broadcast Rip) from Turkish television. You can download the entire movie as three .RAR files that you need to reassemble into an .AVI file. No registration is required, just a captcha.
http://www.filecrop.com/79585484/

]]> By: Alex http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1544788 Alex Sat, 29 Sep 2012 18:47:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1544788 All hail Cuneyt Arkin! All hail Cuneyt Arkin!

]]> By: oasisob1 http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1544661 oasisob1 Sat, 29 Sep 2012 12:38:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1544661 That's actually Mr. Hasslehoff Sr. That’s actually Mr. Hasslehoff Sr.

]]> By: Phikus http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1544591 Phikus Sat, 29 Sep 2012 05:12:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1544591  Yep.  I signed on to see if anyone else noticed.  Good catch!  Yep.  I signed on to see if anyone else noticed.  Good catch!

]]> By: kiptw http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1544567 kiptw Sat, 29 Sep 2012 04:07:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1544567 I did have a problem remembering which one I was supposed to care about, but I especially liked the way the Foley artists were using clips of something that included a voice saying "chromo" or "gromo" or something like it, over and over and over and over, sometimes three or four times a second! And the way the fight sounds continued when they were just standing there! And the maneuver the one guy used where he turns into a burning bag of something and rings the other guy's doorbell!  And then the final plot twist, where we learn at the very end that they were closely related all along, tipping us off with just the word "SON." I did have a problem remembering which one I was supposed to care about, but I especially liked the way the Foley artists were using clips of something that included a voice saying “chromo” or “gromo” or something like it, over and over and over and over, sometimes three or four times a second! And the way the fight sounds continued when they were just standing there! And the maneuver the one guy used where he turns into a burning bag of something and rings the other guy’s doorbell!  And then the final plot twist, where we learn at the very end that they were closely related all along, tipping us off with just the word “SON.”

]]> By: Matthew Petty http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1544456 Matthew Petty Fri, 28 Sep 2012 23:49:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1544456 The last minute has lots of sounds from Carpenter's 'The Thing' The last minute has lots of sounds from Carpenter’s ‘The Thing’

]]> By: DewiMorgan http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1544236 DewiMorgan Fri, 28 Sep 2012 18:24:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1544236 That's good raw material right there. They can fix it in post. That’s good raw material right there. They can fix it in post.

]]> By: Brainspore http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1544194 Brainspore Fri, 28 Sep 2012 17:32:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1544194 That's what happens when your Ninjitsu Dojo is the Star Wars Kid. That’s what happens when your Ninjitsu Dojo is the Star Wars Kid.

]]> By: snagglepuss http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1544153 snagglepuss Fri, 28 Sep 2012 16:47:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1544153 Beautiful day, isn't it ? Beautiful day, isn’t it ?

]]> By: Pink Frankenstein http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1544119 Pink Frankenstein Fri, 28 Sep 2012 16:00:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1544119 I totally hear Heart Beat Pig Meat too, and yes it is that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPxeYv_Y8rc I totally hear Heart Beat Pig Meat too, and yes it is that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPxeYv_Y8rc

]]> By: Quiche de Resistance http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1544116 Quiche de Resistance Fri, 28 Sep 2012 15:58:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1544116 I'm gonna put the audio from this on my next sexy mixtape bout six or seven songs in, after Chevy Van and Shockadelica (but before Escape (the pina colada song)) when girl is totally hot and ready to go, and then BOO-YAH!!  If she can hang with that, wife material right there. I’m gonna put the audio from this on my next sexy mixtape bout six or seven songs in, after Chevy Van and Shockadelica (but before Escape (the pina colada song)) when girl is totally hot and ready to go, and then BOO-YAH!!  If she can hang with that, wife material right there.

]]> By: Quiche de Resistance http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1544110 Quiche de Resistance Fri, 28 Sep 2012 15:49:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1544110 HOOT HUT YEAAAHHH  EYYYAHHH YAH HA HEEYA UGH AH HEEEYAAAAAH HUD HU HIII  HUIT HUH QYUT YUT QKIIII HAAAA AHHH BLEEEEEHHH HYAH HOOWAAAAH IEEEGYEEYAAHH HOP YUUUUT UH UEGH YUG WAAAAHHH AAHHA HUT HUUTTT UH AH EH OHHHHOOU YAH OOOHA YUT EEEE GUIIIIIL YAAHHH  HUP HEYAHHH HI YAAA-AAAAHHHH HOO HYARGH OOO UNGGH HYA AAAIIIIT HUOOO OOOO UALUEALUEALUALE YAH YAH YAH PEYOOO  YAHHH YAH PEYOOO UUUUUAAAHH UAHHH UGGGHH HOOOWAT HOOT HEEYAAAH AAAAHAAAYAARRG HUYAT HUAP HAH YEEOOOOGOOHHHH EEEG UHH KOOWELGH YUUUAAAAH HOOT HUT YEAAAHHH  EYYYAHHH YAH HA HEEYA UGH AH HEEEYAAAAAH HUD HU HIII  HUIT HUH QYUT YUT QKIIII HAAAA AHHH
BLEEEEEHHH HYAH HOOWAAAAH IEEEGYEEYAAHH HOP YUUUUT UH UEGH YUG WAAAAHHH AAHHA HUT HUUTTT UH AH EH OHHHHOOU YAH OOOHA YUT EEEE GUIIIIIL YAAHHH  HUP HEYAHHH HI YAAA-AAAAHHHH HOO HYARGH OOO UNGGH HYA AAAIIIIT HUOOO OOOO UALUEALUEALUALE YAH YAH YAH PEYOOO  YAHHH YAH PEYOOO UUUUUAAAHH UAHHH UGGGHH HOOOWAT HOOT HEEYAAAH AAAAHAAAYAARRG HUYAT HUAP HAH YEEOOOOGOOHHHH EEEG UHH KOOWELGH YUUUAAAAH

]]> By: bruce_a14 http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1544099 bruce_a14 Fri, 28 Sep 2012 15:40:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1544099 Never get between a David Hasselhoff look-alike and his cheeseburger. Never get between a David Hasselhoff look-alike and his cheeseburger.

]]> By: Preston Sturges http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1544094 Preston Sturges Fri, 28 Sep 2012 15:35:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1544094 He has all the physicality of Pee-Wee Herman He has all the physicality of Pee-Wee Herman

]]> By: Preston Sturges http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1544091 Preston Sturges Fri, 28 Sep 2012 15:30:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1544091 I just thought it sounded like a broken drive-in movie speaker. I just thought it sounded like a broken drive-in movie speaker.

]]> By: Daniel Zenon Klein http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1544084 Daniel Zenon Klein Fri, 28 Sep 2012 15:21:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1544084 Çok güzel! Çok güzel!

]]> By: Preston Sturges http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1544075 Preston Sturges Fri, 28 Sep 2012 15:09:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1544075 Fire cannot exist in the presence of John Kerry because he sucks all the oxygen out of the room.  Fire cannot exist in the presence of John Kerry because he sucks all the oxygen out of the room. 

]]> By: Preston Sturges http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1544076 Preston Sturges Fri, 28 Sep 2012 15:09:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1544076 STOP - DROP - AND ROLL or just beat it with a really big stick I guess STOP – DROP – AND ROLL

or just beat it with a really big stick I guess

]]> By: Nathan Hornby http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1544061 Nathan Hornby Fri, 28 Sep 2012 14:38:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1544061 With a title like that how could I <i>not</i> watch it? With a title like that how could I not watch it?

]]> By: dragonfrog http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1544033 dragonfrog Fri, 28 Sep 2012 14:01:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1544033 Having watched it, I'm still not sure what I just watched.  Did the rock (or was it a mis-shapen square bale) cause the fire? Having watched it, I’m still not sure what I just watched.  Did the rock (or was it a mis-shapen square bale) cause the fire?

]]> By: Jose http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1543994 Jose Fri, 28 Sep 2012 13:11:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1543994 Wow!  Chuck Norris and Jay Leno really don't like each other very much. If you can make arrows magically appear out of thin air, why even bother with hands-on fighting? Wow!  Chuck Norris and Jay Leno really don’t like each other very much.

If you can make arrows magically appear out of thin air, why even bother with hands-on fighting?

]]> By: Kevin Pierce http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1543990 Kevin Pierce Fri, 28 Sep 2012 13:03:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1543990 It's nice to see Hasselhoff is still finding work. It’s nice to see Hasselhoff is still finding work.

]]> By: Neil Shurley http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1543985 Neil Shurley Fri, 28 Sep 2012 12:58:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1543985 Don't know about that part at 1:39, but the opening snippet (that gets repeated later) is from Bond '77 - a track from The Spy Who Loved Me. Don’t know about that part at 1:39, but the opening snippet (that gets repeated later) is from Bond ’77 – a track from The Spy Who Loved Me.

]]> By: Vole_tron http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1543976 Vole_tron Fri, 28 Sep 2012 12:42:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1543976  You're right, it's amazing.  Those rocks don't know what hit them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBb_VnkMJRU  You’re right, it’s amazing.  Those rocks don’t know what hit them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBb_VnkMJRU

]]> By: ImmutableMichael http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1543968 ImmutableMichael Fri, 28 Sep 2012 12:34:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1543968 "Turkish Star Wars"? Three words like deep fried, sugar frosted crack... I know it's not going to make me a better person, but I really, really want it. “Turkish Star Wars”? Three words like deep fried, sugar frosted crack… I know it’s not going to make me a better person, but I really, really want it.

]]> By: rewhu http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1543954 rewhu Fri, 28 Sep 2012 12:11:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1543954 Dude, stay down! Just stay down. Dude, stay down! Just stay down.

]]> By: Kimmo http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1543947 Kimmo Fri, 28 Sep 2012 11:56:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1543947 What. The. Fuck... Am I being a bit picky, or does squeezing 16:9 (or whatever) footage including bloody <i>planets</i> down to 4:3 make this the most pathetic rip-off in the history of ever? What. The. Fuck…

Am I being a bit picky, or does squeezing 16:9 (or whatever) footage including bloody planets down to 4:3 make this the most pathetic rip-off in the history of ever?

]]> By: robuluz http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1543946 robuluz Fri, 28 Sep 2012 11:52:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1543946 Bam. Thanks for the heads up. Bam. Thanks for the heads up.

]]> By: Vole_tron http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-fight-scene-ever-more-l.html#comment-1543931 Vole_tron Fri, 28 Sep 2012 10:51:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184098#comment-1543931 Yes, fight scenes like that mixed with lots of "borrowed" footage from Star Wars and music from Raiders of the Lost Ark, Moonraker, Ben-Hur, Flash Gordon, Battlestar Galactica, Planet of the Apes, Silent Running, Moses and The Black Hole. (thanks Wikipedia!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOjSSTbhCIk Yes, fight scenes like that mixed with lots of “borrowed” footage from Star Wars and music from Raiders of the Lost Ark, Moonraker, Ben-Hur, Flash Gordon, Battlestar Galactica, Planet of the Apes, Silent Running, Moses and The Black Hole.
(thanks Wikipedia!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOjSSTbhCIk

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