Comments on: Worst movie death scene ever? More like BEST movie death scene ever. (video) http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Sun, 19 May 2013 17:24:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Robin Huck http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1545137 Robin Huck Sun, 30 Sep 2012 08:40:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1545137 Hi, this is our Parody :) http://youtu.be/_j79_67jz-8 Hi, this is our Parody :)
http://youtu.be/_j79_67jz-8

]]> By: Tracy Adams http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1544995 Tracy Adams Sun, 30 Sep 2012 02:06:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1544995 To be shot over and over whilst screaming and thrashing about, yet, somehow managing to hang on to one's gun is simply amazing in itself. To be shot over and over whilst screaming and thrashing about, yet, somehow managing to hang on to one’s gun is simply amazing in itself.

]]> By: kiptw http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1544561 kiptw Sat, 29 Sep 2012 03:54:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1544561 "UNH! My kidney! OWWW! My spleen! UGH! My appendix! CRAP! Latissima dorsae! SHIT! Shot my own foot! Et mi? Then die, Mustafa!" “UNH! My kidney! OWWW! My spleen! UGH! My appendix! CRAP! Latissima dorsae! SHIT! Shot my own foot! Et mi? Then die, Mustafa!”

]]> By: jdo http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1544380 jdo Fri, 28 Sep 2012 20:58:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1544380 I like to take foto-camera. This my story !!! I like to be friendship from different country. I can invitate she ..... she is want to come TURKEY. This is my home ....... I can WELCOME TO MY HOME !!!!!!!!! She can stay my home  ........ She can no like to be friendship .... she like shoot to me. I no like shoot to me .... I am make to scream much time. I can no drink and i can make sleep the bed. I can no like read magazine now. I KISS YOU !!!!! I like to take foto-camera. This my story !!!

I like to be friendship from different country. I can invitate she ….. she is want to come TURKEY. This is my home ……. I can WELCOME TO MY HOME !!!!!!!!! She can stay my home  …….. She can no like to be friendship …. she like shoot to me. I no like shoot to me …. I am make to scream much time. I can no drink and i can make sleep the bed. I can no like read magazine now.

I KISS YOU !!!!!

]]> By: heligo http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1544306 heligo Fri, 28 Sep 2012 19:38:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1544306 Why doesn't he just DIE dammit??? Why doesn’t he just DIE dammit???

]]> By: DewiMorgan http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1544230 DewiMorgan Fri, 28 Sep 2012 18:17:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1544230 The blood pack was the best bit, for me. They coulda cut to it just before his hand squeezed it. Or not used slow-mo. But no: slow-mo shot with the blood pack beautifully visible. Just, perfect. The blood pack was the best bit, for me. They coulda cut to it just before his hand squeezed it. Or not used slow-mo. But no: slow-mo shot with the blood pack beautifully visible. Just, perfect.

]]> By: Ramon Lopez http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1544064 Ramon Lopez Fri, 28 Sep 2012 14:43:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1544064 WRONG! I don't think he's dead at all! In fact it's more like he's about to attack back... it's the BEST OPENED END ever! WRONG! I don’t think he’s dead at all! In fact it’s more like he’s about to attack back… it’s the BEST OPENED END ever!

]]> By: Robert Baruch http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1544062 Robert Baruch Fri, 28 Sep 2012 14:39:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1544062 I Locust! Fsck to you! I Locust! Fsck to you!

]]> By: Tim Drage http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1544001 Tim Drage Fri, 28 Sep 2012 13:16:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1544001 A bloodless bullet in the stomach from a gun pointed at the floor near his feet somewhere. A bloodless bullet in the stomach from a gun pointed at the floor near his feet somewhere.

]]> By: Jose http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543987 Jose Fri, 28 Sep 2012 13:01:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543987 I think he's mainly upset because he shot himself in the foot. I think he’s mainly upset because he shot himself in the foot.

]]> By: Kimmo http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543943 Kimmo Fri, 28 Sep 2012 11:45:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543943 I'm not so sure this is a good death scene at all... It's like, <i>too</i> bad to be so bad it's good. I think that's a first, IME. I’m not so sure this is a good death scene at all…

It’s like, too bad to be so bad it’s good.

I think that’s a first, IME.

]]> By: David Davion http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543896 David Davion Fri, 28 Sep 2012 07:37:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543896 The best part of the music is, you could put this scene in Austin Powers and everything fits in perfectly. The best part of the music is, you could put this scene in Austin Powers and everything fits in perfectly.

]]> By: CJR http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543850 CJR Fri, 28 Sep 2012 05:35:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543850 Thought exactly the same thing - almost a dead-ringer! Thought exactly the same thing – almost a dead-ringer!

]]> By: niktemadur http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543849 niktemadur Fri, 28 Sep 2012 05:34:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543849 I'm thinking Shatner studied this for The Wrath Of Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...! I’m thinking Shatner studied this for The Wrath Of Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan…!

]]> By: Barış Korkut http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543846 Barış Korkut Fri, 28 Sep 2012 05:18:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543846 Probably obvious but, it says "the end" at the end of the scene, which makes it more hilarious. The movie just ends like this. Probably obvious but, it says “the end” at the end of the scene, which makes it more hilarious. The movie just ends like this.

]]> By: TwilightNewsSite http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543836 TwilightNewsSite Fri, 28 Sep 2012 04:58:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543836 I'm not sure, but I think she got him. I’m not sure, but I think she got him.

]]> By: ldobe http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543798 ldobe Fri, 28 Sep 2012 03:51:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543798 "Wilhelm" has a distinct downward fall.  At half speed I think it would still be recognizable. Original Wilhelm: <a href="http://soundcloud.com/steven-dubois/wilhelmscream-original" rel="nofollow">Here</a> Stretched to double length with 1970s style Tech: <a href="http://soundcloud.com/steven-dubois/wilhelmscream-halfspeed-with" rel="nofollow">Here</a> Stretched to double length with the best tool I could get my hands on in ten minutes: <a href="http://soundcloud.com/steven-dubois/wilhelmscream-halfspeed-with-1" rel="nofollow">Here</a> Stretched to quadruple length with the same modern tool I used as the last clip: <a href="http://soundcloud.com/steven-dubois/wilhelmscream-quarterspeed" rel="nofollow">Here</a> They're all soundcloud links.  I'm pretty sure it's fair use.  As this is commentary.  And a small sample. I didn't use the '70s tech to do a quarterspeed sample, since it's unrecognizable as anything: GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSHHHH. “Wilhelm” has a distinct downward fall.  At half speed I think it would still be recognizable.

Original Wilhelm: Here

Stretched to double length with 1970s style Tech: Here

Stretched to double length with the best tool I could get my hands on in ten minutes: Here

Stretched to quadruple length with the same modern tool I used as the last clip: Here

They’re all soundcloud links.  I’m pretty sure it’s fair use.  As this is commentary.  And a small sample.

I didn’t use the ’70s tech to do a quarterspeed sample, since it’s unrecognizable as anything: GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSHHHH.

]]> By: SomeGuyNamedMark http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543787 SomeGuyNamedMark Fri, 28 Sep 2012 03:33:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543787 He should've said "I am dead, Horatio!" at the end He should’ve said “I am dead, Horatio!” at the end

]]> By: knoxblox http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543767 knoxblox Fri, 28 Sep 2012 03:05:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543767 This guy should do children's birthday parties. Give all the kids pop guns and he'll die over the course of the afternoon. This guy should do children’s birthday parties. Give all the kids pop guns and he’ll die over the course of the afternoon.

]]> By: Mark Gowan http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543734 Mark Gowan Fri, 28 Sep 2012 02:05:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543734 My thought exactly. My thought exactly.

]]> By: Bodhipaksa Dharmacari http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543708 Bodhipaksa Dharmacari Fri, 28 Sep 2012 01:27:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543708 In Scotland we used to play a game called "Dead Man's Fall." We'd find a steep grassy slope, at the top of which everyone would stand, except for the killer, who would be down below. You'd get to choose how you were going to be killed, and the killer would dutifully mime the act of throwing a dagger, or shooting a machine gun, or firing an arrow, or whatever. The point of the game was to die spectacularly, with much screaming, clutching of the body, and tumbling. I realize now that we were all complete amateurs. In Scotland we used to play a game called “Dead Man’s Fall.” We’d find a steep grassy slope, at the top of which everyone would stand, except for the killer, who would be down below. You’d get to choose how you were going to be killed, and the killer would dutifully mime the act of throwing a dagger, or shooting a machine gun, or firing an arrow, or whatever. The point of the game was to die spectacularly, with much screaming, clutching of the body, and tumbling. I realize now that we were all complete amateurs.

]]> By: niktemadur http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543702 niktemadur Fri, 28 Sep 2012 01:10:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543702 The B/W cliché, the guy gets a bloodless bullet in the stomach, goes "Aaah, ya got me!" and drops dead instantly. Which reminds me of "crime news" magazine headlines in Mexico:  "Stabbed 36 times, died instantly". The B/W cliché, the guy gets a bloodless bullet in the stomach, goes “Aaah, ya got me!” and drops dead instantly.
Which reminds me of “crime news” magazine headlines in Mexico:  “Stabbed 36 times, died instantly”.

]]> By: niktemadur http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543698 niktemadur Fri, 28 Sep 2012 01:05:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543698 But that's on purpose, Starship Troopers is like a Beverly Hills 90210 gore splatterfest in the outer space!  With a very strong fascistic subtext, to boot.  All in all, popcorn entertainment of a high caliber. But that’s on purpose, Starship Troopers is like a Beverly Hills 90210 gore splatterfest in the outer space!  With a very strong fascistic subtext, to boot.  All in all, popcorn entertainment of a high caliber.

]]> By: koncher http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543693 koncher Fri, 28 Sep 2012 00:50:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543693 He finally falls on a single bed. That's so resonant. He finally falls on a single bed. That’s so resonant.

]]> By: Acoustic Ross http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543666 Acoustic Ross Fri, 28 Sep 2012 00:12:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543666 Seth McFarlane wrote and directed Turkish movies in the 70s? Seth McFarlane wrote and directed Turkish movies in the 70s?

]]> By: Boundegar http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543667 Boundegar Fri, 28 Sep 2012 00:12:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543667 See, this is what shows like Breaking Bad are lacking - intense drama. See, this is what shows like Breaking Bad are lacking – intense drama.

]]> By: snagglepuss http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543646 snagglepuss Thu, 27 Sep 2012 23:50:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543646 Needs more Rob Schneider. Needs more Rob Schneider.

]]> By: morcheeba http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543630 morcheeba Thu, 27 Sep 2012 23:27:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543630 a classic! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCOzKufIIzs a classic! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCOzKufIIzs

]]> By: BarBarSeven http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543628 BarBarSeven Thu, 27 Sep 2012 23:26:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543628 <b>Prologue:</b> “One day I will make a movie with a very, very long death scene with a guy getting shot in the gut!” <b>Pre-Production:</b> “This death scene with a guy getting shot in the gut!… I want it to be very long!” <b>Production:</b> “When you die in this scene after getting shot in the gut, I want you to die for a very long time!” <b>Post-Production:</b> “Actors! Idiots! This death scene where the guy was shot in the guy was not long enough! Please, slow it down so it can last longer!” <b>Premiere:</b> “At last, my long death scene where a guy is shot in the gut will be seen by all!” <b>Epilogue:</b> “Finally! Despite the film’s initial failure, my long death scene where a guy is shot in the gut is appreciated the world over! Thank you Internet!” Prologue: “One day I will make a movie with a very, very long death scene with a guy getting shot in the gut!”

Pre-Production: “This death scene with a guy getting shot in the gut!… I want it to be very long!”

Production: “When you die in this scene after getting shot in the gut, I want you to die for a very long time!”

Post-Production: “Actors! Idiots! This death scene where the guy was shot in the guy was not long enough! Please, slow it down so it can last longer!”

Premiere: “At last, my long death scene where a guy is shot in the gut will be seen by all!”

Epilogue: “Finally! Despite the film’s initial failure, my long death scene where a guy is shot in the gut is appreciated the world over! Thank you Internet!”

]]> By: Geoduck http://boingboing.net/2012/09/27/worst-movie-death-scene-ever.html#comment-1543619 Geoduck Thu, 27 Sep 2012 23:11:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=184072#comment-1543619 Eh. Paul Reubens in the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie is still the champion.  Eh. Paul Reubens in the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie is still the champion. 

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