Dick Will Make You Slap Some Body

[Video Link via Sean Bonner] Alexyss K Tylor, Atlanta, GA-based public access cable television host and Vagina Power Coach.

Boing Boing editor/partner and tech culture journalist Xeni Jardin hosts and produces Boing Boing's in-flight TV channel on Virgin America airlines (#10 on the dial), and writes about living with breast cancer. Diagnosed in 2011. @xeni on Twitter. email: xeni@boingboing.net.

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Brian Denton

I’ve been subscribed to her YouTube account for years now. Classic.
- http://deansli.st/ Dean Putney
  
  What’s her account? Looks like there are a lot of fakers and imitators out there.
  - http://www.xeni.net/ Xeni Jardin
    
    It’s linked right there in the post
Paul Renault

Oooo! I’d forgotten about the Power of the Pee-nus! Thanks for the reminder.

In case you’all didn’t know, the lady on her left is her mother.
- Doug Nelson
  
  Well, her mother was my favorite part. That look…!
  - snagglepuss
    
    Absolutely. I saw her face and the expression I saw was, “I thought we were going to talk about the library book sale….”
  - knoxblox
    
    http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/18000000/Gary-Coleman-as-Arnold-diffrent-strokes-18022859-640-480.jpg
- rattypilgrim
  
  I thought it was the Power of the Pea-nuts. Never mind.
  - Antinous / Moderator
    
    The power of the Penis compels you!
    
    Or maybe I’m just projecting.
    - rattypilgrim
      
      In one way or the other the power of the Penis compels the entire world. I say it’s time for the Penis to share the power with the Vagina. Or maybe I’m just injecting. (the yin/yang thing)
      - Mantissa128
        
        You have apparently never been involved with planning a wedding.
    - http://twitter.com/kayest kayest
      
      You gotta respect the cock, man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnIJxcqSKgY&feature=player_detailpage#t=60s
http://deansli.st/ Dean Putney

Glorious. There are just too many excellent things about this.
igpajo

That is the single funniest thing I’ve seen this week! Waiting for the Autotuned version now.
Snig

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3rhQc666Sg
http://codeflow.org/ Florian Bösch

This video is so good it just makes you wanna slap somebody (very specific).
Guest

Yesss it’s Alexyss Tylor.
http://2012diaries.blogspot.com/ tristan eldritch

“Hittin’ them walls” is the new expression for doing something very well.
http://twitter.com/fossilfuels Funk Daddy

Thank you.
schadenfreudisch

waitaminute! did she change her story partway through end because her constituent wasn’t buying it? first she slapped him because she was out of control with ecstasy. then it was because she thought he might use the penuss on someone else. and then someone’s firing a gun! makes me doubt her whole story.
Mitchell Glaser

“the penus is a guided missile… there is information encoded in it”

I think we decoded that message long ago. This woman is flat out of her mind, but funny, heck yeah!
- Petzl
  
  “Inside every rocket there is information encoded in it for it to do what it do.” — Francis Crick
3eff_jeff

The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was! Uh, wait, wrong video.
- http://profiles.google.com/marc.k.mielke Marc Mielke
  
  The penis is BAD. The gun is GOOD.
  - Mantissa128
    
    Penises don’t create people. Wombs create people.
jaytkay

Wait I got it all wrong. I just stepped outside slapped some passerby and he said “What was that for?!” and I said “Being a dick will make you slap somebody!” and he was not amused or in ecstasy or nothing like that.
ROSSINDETROIT

Sounds legit!
lsamsa

Oh my…I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks!!! Thank you!!
Vaughn Marlowe

Wonderful! New fan here.
robdobbs

That. Is. Amazing.
erratic

I had the pleasure of speaking with Alexyss once. She’s the real deal.
http://www.facebook.com/bruce.gulick Bruce Gulick

“Finish your thought…”
ChrisM70

Bring back Tim Meadows to play Alexyss and Keenan Thompson to play the mom, and just have them read the copy verbatim, and you have an SNL skit funnier than anything they’ve done this year.
http://twitter.com/STELLALUNAio9 STELLALUNA

Older woman’s face = I doubt the verisimilitude of your story.
And I am hysterical with laughter. My neighbors probably think I’m crying.
Baldhead

Played that on top of “Love in c Minor” and “In C”.
Grey Devil

Thank god someone made that reference to zardoz
Culturedropout

Wow. This really puts the “W” in WTF.
Hosidax

If this doesn’t end up in some awesome dubstep mix by the end of the week, I’ll eat my (favorite) hat…
JontKopeck

This needs to be sampled, club hit in the making.
http://scavenger-ethic.blogspot.com/ scav

Guns don’t shoot people in the face. Dicks make people shoot people in the face.

Also, dicks shoot people in the face :)
sjofels

Never had the realization that I was wielding so much power, must use this new found power only for good.
“I see your Schwartz is as big as mine..”
Vengefultacos

And Dick Cheney will make you invade somebody.
http://www.xeni.net/ Xeni Jardin

OKAY GO ON
- Jenz Seeger
  
  Saw your tweet and clicked the link to see some “Okay Go”
  
  this was even better!
  :D
jamois

If you watch the surprisingly compelling docu about Alexyss K Tylor that Vice did
http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-sex/alexyss-tylors-vagina-power , you’ll see that the woman in this video is her mother!
- http://www.gyrofrog.com/ Gyrofrog
  
  For some reason this played back at 75% normal speed and her voice dropped. For about a minute I thought it was supposed to be like that.
wrybread

Lots of great stuff on her youtube channel.

Another one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-UKL9tRi9c&feature=plcp