Dick Will Make You Slap Some Body

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47 Responses to “Dick Will Make You Slap Some Body”

  1. Brian Denton says:

    I’ve been subscribed to her YouTube account for years now. Classic. 

  2. Paul Renault says:

    Oooo!  I’d forgotten about the Power of the Pee-nus!  Thanks for the reminder.

    In case you’all didn’t know, the lady on her left is her mother.

  3. Dean Putney says:

    Glorious. There are just too many excellent things about this.

  4. igpajo says:

    That is the single funniest thing I’ve seen this week!  Waiting for the Autotuned version now.

  5. This video is so good it just makes you wanna slap somebody (very specific).

  6. Guest says:

    Yesss it’s Alexyss Tylor. 

  7. “Hittin’ them walls” is the new expression for doing something very well.

  8. schadenfreudisch says:

    waitaminute!  did she change her story partway through end because her constituent wasn’t buying it?  first she slapped him  because she was out of control with ecstasy.  then it was because she thought he might use the penuss on someone else.  and then someone’s firing a gun!   makes me doubt her whole story.

  9. Mitchell Glaser says:

    “the penus is a guided missile… there is information encoded in it”

    I think we decoded that message long ago. This woman is flat out of her mind, but funny, heck yeah!

  10. 3eff_jeff says:

    The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was!  Uh, wait, wrong video.

  11. jaytkay says:

    Wait I got it all wrong. I just stepped outside slapped some passerby and  he said “What was that for?!” and I said “Being a dick will make you slap somebody!” and he was not amused or in ecstasy or nothing like that.

  12. ROSSINDETROIT says:

    Sounds legit!

  13. lsamsa says:

    Oh my…I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks!!! Thank you!!

  14. Vaughn Marlowe says:

    Wonderful! New fan here.

  15. robdobbs says:

    That. Is. Amazing.

  16. erratic says:

    I had the pleasure of speaking with Alexyss once. She’s the real deal.

  17. Bruce Gulick says:

    “Finish your thought…”

  18. ChrisM70 says:

    Bring back Tim Meadows to play Alexyss and Keenan Thompson to play the mom, and just have them read the copy verbatim, and you have an SNL skit funnier than anything they’ve done this year.

  19. STELLALUNA says:

    Older woman’s face = I doubt the verisimilitude of your story.
    And I am hysterical with laughter. My neighbors probably think I’m crying.

  20. Baldhead says:

    Played that on top of “Love in c Minor” and “In C”.

  21. Grey Devil says:

    Thank god someone made that reference to zardoz

  22. Culturedropout says:

    Wow.  This really puts the “W” in WTF. 

  23. Hosidax says:

    If this doesn’t end up in some awesome dubstep mix by the end of the week, I’ll eat my (favorite) hat…

  24. JontKopeck says:

    This needs to be sampled, club hit in the making. 

  25. scav says:

    Guns don’t shoot people in the face. Dicks make people shoot people in the face.

    Also, dicks shoot people in the face :)

  26. sjofels says:

    Never had the realization that I was wielding so much power, must use this new found power only for good.
    “I see your Schwartz is as big as mine..”

  27. Vengefultacos says:

    And Dick Cheney will make you invade somebody.

  28. jamois says:

    If you watch the surprisingly compelling docu about Alexyss K Tylor that Vice did
    http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-sex/alexyss-tylors-vagina-power , you’ll see that the woman in this video is her mother!

  29. wrybread says:

    Lots of great stuff on her youtube channel.

    Another one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-UKL9tRi9c&feature=plcp

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