Dick Will Make You Slap Some Body

[Video Link via Sean Bonner] Alexyss K Tylor, Atlanta, GA-based public access cable television host and Vagina Power Coach.


  1. Oooo!  I’d forgotten about the Power of the Pee-nus!  Thanks for the reminder.

    In case you’all didn’t know, the lady on her left is her mother.

      1. Absolutely. I saw her face and the expression I saw was, “I thought we were going to talk about the library book sale….”

        1.  In one way or the other the power of the Penis compels the entire world. I say it’s time for the Penis to share the power with the Vagina. Or maybe I’m just injecting. (the yin/yang thing)

  2. waitaminute!  did she change her story partway through end because her constituent wasn’t buying it?  first she slapped him  because she was out of control with ecstasy.  then it was because she thought he might use the penuss on someone else.  and then someone’s firing a gun!   makes me doubt her whole story.

  3. “the penus is a guided missile… there is information encoded in it”

    I think we decoded that message long ago. This woman is flat out of her mind, but funny, heck yeah!

  4. The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was!  Uh, wait, wrong video.

  5. Wait I got it all wrong. I just stepped outside slapped some passerby and  he said “What was that for?!” and I said “Being a dick will make you slap somebody!” and he was not amused or in ecstasy or nothing like that.

  6. Bring back Tim Meadows to play Alexyss and Keenan Thompson to play the mom, and just have them read the copy verbatim, and you have an SNL skit funnier than anything they’ve done this year.

  7. Guns don’t shoot people in the face. Dicks make people shoot people in the face.

    Also, dicks shoot people in the face :)

  8. Never had the realization that I was wielding so much power, must use this new found power only for good.
    “I see your Schwartz is as big as mine..”

    1.  For some reason this played back at 75% normal speed and her voice dropped. For about a minute I thought it was supposed to be like that.

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