Xeni Jardin at 11:32 am Sun, Sep 30, 2012
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[Video Link via Sean Bonner] Alexyss K Tylor, Atlanta, GA-based public access cable television host and Vagina Power Coach.
I’ve been subscribed to her YouTube account for years now. Classic.
What’s her account? Looks like there are a lot of fakers and imitators out there.
It’s linked right there in the post
Oooo! I’d forgotten about the Power of the Pee-nus! Thanks for the reminder.
In case you’all didn’t know, the lady on her left is her mother.
Well, her mother was my favorite part. That look…!
Absolutely. I saw her face and the expression I saw was, “I thought we were going to talk about the library book sale….”
I thought it was the Power of the Pea-nuts. Never mind.
The power of the Penis compels you!
Or maybe I’m just projecting.
In one way or the other the power of the Penis compels the entire world. I say it’s time for the Penis to share the power with the Vagina. Or maybe I’m just injecting. (the yin/yang thing)
You have apparently never been involved with planning a wedding.
You gotta respect the cock, man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnIJxcqSKgY&feature=player_detailpage#t=60s
Glorious. There are just too many excellent things about this.
That is the single funniest thing I’ve seen this week! Waiting for the Autotuned version now.
This video is so good it just makes you wanna slap somebody (very specific).
Yesss it’s Alexyss Tylor.
“Hittin’ them walls” is the new expression for doing something very well.
waitaminute! did she change her story partway through end because her constituent wasn’t buying it? first she slapped him because she was out of control with ecstasy. then it was because she thought he might use the penuss on someone else. and then someone’s firing a gun! makes me doubt her whole story.
“the penus is a guided missile… there is information encoded in it”
I think we decoded that message long ago. This woman is flat out of her mind, but funny, heck yeah!
“Inside every rocket there is information encoded in it for it to do what it do.” — Francis Crick
The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was! Uh, wait, wrong video.
The penis is BAD. The gun is GOOD.
Penises don’t create people. Wombs create people.
Wait I got it all wrong. I just stepped outside slapped some passerby and he said “What was that for?!” and I said “Being a dick will make you slap somebody!” and he was not amused or in ecstasy or nothing like that.
Oh my…I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks!!! Thank you!!
Wonderful! New fan here.
That. Is. Amazing.
I had the pleasure of speaking with Alexyss once. She’s the real deal.
“Finish your thought…”
Bring back Tim Meadows to play Alexyss and Keenan Thompson to play the mom, and just have them read the copy verbatim, and you have an SNL skit funnier than anything they’ve done this year.
Older woman’s face = I doubt the verisimilitude of your story.
And I am hysterical with laughter. My neighbors probably think I’m crying.
Played that on top of “Love in c Minor” and “In C”.
Thank god someone made that reference to zardoz
Wow. This really puts the “W” in WTF.
If this doesn’t end up in some awesome dubstep mix by the end of the week, I’ll eat my (favorite) hat…
This needs to be sampled, club hit in the making.
Guns don’t shoot people in the face. Dicks make people shoot people in the face.
Also, dicks shoot people in the face :)
Never had the realization that I was wielding so much power, must use this new found power only for good.
“I see your Schwartz is as big as mine..”
And Dick Cheney will make you invade somebody.
OKAY GO ON
Saw your tweet and clicked the link to see some “Okay Go”
this was even better!
If you watch the surprisingly compelling docu about Alexyss K Tylor that Vice did
http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-sex/alexyss-tylors-vagina-power , you’ll see that the woman in this video is her mother!
For some reason this played back at 75% normal speed and her voice dropped. For about a minute I thought it was supposed to be like that.
Lots of great stuff on her youtube channel.
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