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Replacement ear grown on an arm

Cory Doctorow at 6:01 pm Sun, Sep 30, 2012

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A woman whose exterior ear was removed during her fight with cancer has grown a replacement ear made from starter-tissue harvested from her rib, which was cultured and scaffolded on her arm. Once the ear was ripe, it was removed from her arm and affixed to the side of her head.

“I thought of this exact strategy many years before and really was looking for the right patient to try it on,” said renowned plastic and reconstructive surgeon Dr. Patrick Byrne.

Byrne used cartilage from Walters’ ribs to stitch together a new ear matching her right ear. He then implanted it under the skin of her forearm, where it grew for months.

..Byrne later surgically attached the ear and its blood vessels. Then surgery Tuesday added shape and detail to the ear.

Hopkins Doctors Grow New Ear On Woman’s Arm (via /.)

(Image: Johns Hopkins)

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  • austinhamman

    when i first heard it i thought “um i think you missed”
    but now its more like “that’s freaky” growing an arm on your arm that has to be weird…

  • KBert

    RIPE!!! Yee-haw!

  • evanplus

    How long until this is adapted as a purely cosmetic procedure?

    • Preston Sturges

      Actually randomly placed extra nipples are pretty common, maybe that’ll catch on.

    • http://www.gyrofrog.com/ Gyrofrog

      You just sent me down to the archives (i.e. a filing cabinet) with your comment.  I have a copy of a ‘zine called “Going Gaga,” in which there was a piece called “Dada Surgery.”  Examples:

      “Remember: There’s no tissue rejection when it’s your own body.”

      and

      “Pointed up on the chin, an ear could be used to collect any spilled soup.”

      This was written by one Patch Adams, apparently the Patch Adams, and published by Gareth Branwyn who makes appearances ’round these parts.

    • http://daruiburns.tumblr.com/ Dlo Burns

      It’s like plastic surgery is going from the age of removal to the age of addition.

  • Alpacaman

    I love the ‘ripe’ description. Adds a whole new level of mad scientist.

  • Frank Diekman

    As a bonus, the patient can horrify people with a freakish arm ear!

  • http://www.facebook.com/larratt Shannon Larratt

    Hello Stelarc

  • http://www.facebook.com/larratt Shannon Larratt

    http://stelarc.org/?catID=20242

  • Preston Sturges

    It was more disturbing when they first grew the mock human ear on a rat. Now if they grew a rat on his arm and a human  ear on the rat, that would freak people the fudge out.

    But growing an ear of corn would also be pretty good. 

  • unclemike

    I love living in the future.

    • Glen Able

      Although in the UK, the NHS just give you a wooden ear with an elastic band.

      • theophrastvs

        You got an elastic band?! You bleed’n toff!! When we wuz wee kiddies we ‘ad our ears stuck on wif roof’n tar and we thought it was @#$’n Christmas day!

        ..etc

  • PhosPhorious

    “You’ll have to speak up. . .  there’s an ear on my forearm.”

    • howaboutthisdangit

      Talk to the hand?

      • RedShirt77

         Someone had to make that joke, I am just glad it wasn’t me.

  • http://vincenzoravina.tumblr.com/ Vincenzo Ravina

    How long have I been asleep?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Col-McGillveray/100001601736627 Col McGillveray

      How long have I lived in a drum?

  • BookGuy

    At first I thought, “Why the arm?  You use and move those all the time–that seems unnecessarily inconvenient.”  Then I tried to think of a better place to put it and failed.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Robert-Holmen/562023961 Robert Holmén

       How about growing an ear where one would normally have an ear?

      • Antinous / Moderator

        Probably poor blood flow.

      • theophrastvs

         cuz there’s already a nose growing there (…thought that would be obvious)

        • Antinous / Moderator

          Is that a Mike Tyndall joke?

        • awjt

           I was thinking there was already an ass or an elbow there, but hey.

      • RedShirt77

         If you need a new ear, your current ear probably has a partially funtional ear or a whole lot of scar tissue.

      • Syndaryl

        You have tight skin on your head, so that’s awkward. They’d have to stretch it with a subdermal baloon first, and that’s painful and long, and doesn’t help the bloodflow.

        Then you’d have this half-formed lump on the side of your face out where you can’t put a long sleave over it or conveniently bandage it, for the weeks it takes to fully develop. Which is socially awkward to say the least, and from the looks of things bandaging is necessary.

        And as mentioned, if you need a new ear, your existing ear-place has a damaged substrate by definition.

    • RedShirt77

       The love handle would be better.  Always under a shirt.  etc.

  • Chuck

    I misread that as “replacement earworm grown on arm.”

  • sam1148

    It’s part of the right to ear arms. 

    • Felton / Moderator

      Hear, hear!

  • BarBarSeven

    I literally just finished eating when I saw this. Please PayPal me like $10 to cover a “recovery” meal, okay? Thanks!

  • Ed Ligget. Tuba.

    I know there’s a Nantucket joke in here somewhere but I’m just too tired to make it.

  • Maxwell Lucas

    It’s like that mouse!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacanti_mouse

    • Brainspore

      I thought of the mouse too, but it appears that this ear is actually just a bunch of other tissues surgically assembled into the shape of an ear rather than a genuine clone-job. Still very impressive though.

  • http://profiles.google.com/marc.k.mielke Marc Mielke

    How hard is this? Could someone rich who really could use this but doesn’t really NEED it, say, Mick Foley, reasonably have this done?  

  • Preston Sturges

    Can you hear me now? 

  • Preston Sturges

    Some people would have already had it pierced 3 or 4 times.

  • Preston Sturges

    Seriously though, grafted penises should be popular both for the transgendered, reconstruction after various forms of reconstruction after accidents and cancer, and general slapstick.

    • Syndaryl

      Absolutely, but there’s a lot more to a penis (or a vulva and vagina) than an ear. All that enervated tissue for one, and the spongy erectile tissue isn’t cartilage, it’s actually some comparatively elaborate stuff. But this is a big step forward for that.

      I know somewhere in east europe actually already did a “first draft” of growing a replacement penis for a man with cancer under the skin of his flank IIRC. If I recall the article correctly, it wasn’t really going to be fully functional, and his wife found the whole growth process very disturbing and moved out before the surgery. He was hoping she’d move back in afterwards.

      • Preston Sturges

        If you had a penis on one hand and a vulva on the other……

        • Syndaryl

           You’d be an internet star in 30 seconds flat?

  • Brainspore

    TALK TO THE HAND.

    • denimgirl

      Haha!Literally!;)

  • Rindan

    I would totally put a big ass gauge erring on it.  What is anyone going to do about it?  Call me a freak?

  • professor

    Looks like CCR will need to change the song to “Heard it on the Forearm”… 

  • Kenny Cross

    My immediate first thought was Mr/Mrs Garrison from South Park when he had his new penis grown on a mouse and the mouse ran away. Of course there’s always, “Is that a penis growing on your arm or are you just happy to see me?” 

  • http://twitter.com/tadasyoyolt Tadas Jelinek

    Mind blown.

    +lunch blown on my keyboard.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D55WI4DCGD37XCUHNBH7IVC5HQ Hollow

    It doesn’t look very, ah good..  But very kewl.. Now all they need to do is replicate the pieces inside and we might have a cure for deafness? Ya think?

    • fuzzyfuzzyfungus

      There are other groups approaching that problem (problems, really, several different points of failure between ye olde sounde waves and the brain); but the ones working on cartilage farming and reconfiguration are probably not the ones you want either attempting to repair the sensory structures in your cochlea or electronically twiddle your nerves to replace its function…

  • Preston Sturges

    Friends, Romans,….oh forget it…..

  • theophrastvs

    Left ear on a left arm…  i assume they checked twice that it was the left ear missing.

  • Navin_Johnson

    Please grow us a unicorn chaser.

  • awjt

    The Final Front Ear.

  • Brainspore

    Another satisfied customer.