Comments on: Baturday, because Caturday is so last week

By: TheMadLibrarian

TheMadLibrarian — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 20:03:00 +0000

I can’t really tell — does that bat have its mouth open?
I’ve seen Persian cats that look worse.

By: niktemadur

niktemadur — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 09:47:00 +0000

Mr Smoke-Too-Much!

Paraphrasing from memory:
“When I was a lad, I was attacked by a bat”
“A cat?”
“No, a bat”

By: niktemadur

niktemadur — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 06:36:00 +0000

Did ya see “Contagion”? Somewhere in China, the wrong bat and the wrong pig met up and… yikes, it wasn’t pretty.

From what I’ve seen on the teevee, bats’ preferred living accommodations would earn a Sanitary Inspection Grade “C”, tops. But think about it, wouldn’t it be the same with cats? I mean, if we weren’t there to scoop up the litter and clean the regurgitated hairballs.

By: Jake0748

Jake0748 — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 06:27:00 +0000

Bats definitely good. And they’ve been getting a bum rap for years. But I just can’t see getting into the whole LOLBATs thing.

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 01:27:00 +0000

Compare the number of cases of rabies in humans with the number of cases of West Nile virus and other mosquito-borne diseases. Bats good.

By: Donald Petersen

Donald Petersen — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 01:27:00 +0000

Long as we don’t devolve to Shat Turd Day…

By: edkedz

edkedz — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 01:11:00 +0000

Had to do goddamn rabies shots recently because one got in the house and there was a remote possibility it might have brushed against me (because you can’t feel their tiny teeth bite, and bat-carried rabies is extra-super virulent).

Not exactly filled with positive feelings toward the little fuckers at the moment.

By: bcsizemo

bcsizemo — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 00:25:00 +0000

I’ve had enough bats in my house, the less I see of them the happier I am.

By: madopal

madopal — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 23:36:00 +0000

Obligatory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hcCuBWXd-hc#t=73s
“I’m sorry, I can’t say the letter ‘b’”
“‘C’?”
“Yes, that’s right.”

By: Stevko

Stevko — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 23:18:00 +0000

Will we have haturday?

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 21:36:00 +0000

I thought Monday was Bumday.

By: aeon

aeon — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 21:29:00 +0000

Wouldn’t this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0asSZFMQVg ..be a more appropriate answer to the request? (Probably NSFW)

By: snagglepuss

snagglepuss — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 21:28:00 +0000

Hell, I was hoping it was supposed to be “ENDANGERED!”.

By: Xeni Jardin

Xeni Jardin — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 21:28:00 +0000

DERP fixing

By: robdobbs

robdobbs — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 21:24:00 +0000

Isn’t that supposed to be ERMAHGERD?

Can you have a typo on one of these things?

By: chellberty

chellberty — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 21:14:00 +0000

What an ugly cat must be as blind as a bat.